Request for Prescription

[EarlJam]

My great, great, great grandmother sprained her ankle last night while jogging. I know there are a handful of doctors that read this board. If you could, please simply write a prescription for, I don't know, 90 Percocet (with two refills) in my name and I will see to it that she gets her needed medication.

Thanks in advance for your loving support,

-EarlJam

[CameronBornAndBred]

That lady is so lucky to have a great, great, great grandson such as yourself. I wish more young people cared for their elders with your compassion.

[DukePA]

I'll bet you would even trade places with her when it's time for her next colonscopy!! What an awesome great, great, great grandson

[EarlJam]

That lady is so lucky to have a great, great, great grandson such as yourself. I wish more young people cared for their elders with your compassion.

I don't think it's anything special, really. You'd do the same. She is in SO much pain but won't go to the doctor because she says, "It hurts too much." She's on the couch now, moaning in pain. How could I NOT help by trying to get her the narcotics she so desperately needs. It's the very least I can do.

Hey! DevilDeac is online! Hello DevilDeac!

Whoops, gotta go for a sec. She's moaning in pain again.

-EarlJam

[devildeac]

A little early to be PWWI, isn't it?

[EarlJam]

A little early to be PWWI, isn't it?

PWWI?

Prescription Writing While Intoxicated?

-EJ

[EarlJam]

I wouldn't drink so much if lawmakers would do the RIGHT thing and legalize narcotics.

Alcohol is far nastier than narcotics. I f'king LOVE nar.........I mean, I really want my nanna to be out of pain. This is for her, not me.

-EarlJam

[Very Duke Blue]

Good luck to your grandmother many times back, I didn't count the "greats". If DD doesn't come through with the drugs, give her gum drops, she won't know the difference.

[colchar]

I've got percocet all over the place here. Too bad you aren't in Canada or you could drop by and grab some.

[CathyCA]

My dentist keeps trying to prescribe Percocet for me, and I keep telling him that I have NOT given birth.

Do you like vicodin?

Maybe I can get him to prescribe more of that for you grandmother.

[EarlJam]

I've got percocet all over the place here. Too bad you aren't in Canada or you could drop by and grab some.

Colchar,

So by coincience, I managed to win a free flight to Toronto right after you sent this. Would be great to see you! At airport now. Where are you? Let's hook up!

-EarlJam

[EarlJam]

My dentist keeps trying to prescribe Percocet for me, and I keep telling him that I have NOT given birth.

Do you like vicodin?

Maybe I can get him to prescribe more of that for you grandmother.

That would be percofect. You are two kind and my great, great, great nanna thanks you in advance.

-EarlJam

[Jesus_hurley]

She doesn't have glaucoma or anything does she? Do you need some medicine for that just in case it still hasn't been diagnosed?

[EarlJam]

She doesn't have glaucoma or anything does she? Do you need some medicine for that just in case it still hasn't been diagnosed?

Just give me my.......I mean, her due narcotics man! Why all the questions!? She needs 150 percocet at least. Damn. Just send them to me. Nosy bastards. I'm just trying to do right by her. My nanna.

-EarlJam

[EarlJam]

She doesn't have glaucoma or anything does she? Do you need some medicine for that just in case it still hasn't been diagnosed?

Just give me my.......I mean, her due narcotics man! Why all the questions!? She needs 150 percocet at least. Damn. Just send them to me. Nosy bastards. I'm just trying to do right by her. My nanna.

-EarlJam

"No Maude, no meds yet. I'm working on it. No. Please don't cry nanna. I am trying for you."

-EarlJam

[colchar]

You are two kind

Dose that mean she is twice as kind?

[Very Duke Blue]

EJ, your ### grandmother must be something. How old is she? 110 years?

[DevilWearsPrada]

I have a bottle of Tylenol PM and a new bottle of NYQIL. Will that help? Drop by the ABC store and pick up a pint of Everclear Grain Alcohol and mix with you favorite mixer.