The Official "Good Morning" Thread

[Very Duke Blue]

Good morning.,

[lawgrad91]

Good morning. Off to court.

[CathyCA]

Good morning. Off to court.

HA! I'm back from court!

[OZZIE4DUKE]

Good morning. No this morning. I'm getting my annual physical in about an hour. My golf partner gets to stick his finger up my ... and then grab me by the b...s and tell me to turn my head and cough. At least he uses KY jelly and wears a glove.

[CathyCA]

Good morning. No this morning. I'm getting my annual physical in about an hour. My golf partner gets to stick his finger up my ... and then grab me by the b...s and tell me to turn my head and cough. At least he uses KY jelly and wears a glove.

TMI.

I hope it goes well for you this morning.

[OZZIE4DUKE]

Good morning. No this morning. I'm getting my annual physical in about an hour. My golf partner gets to stick his finger up my ... and then grab me by the b...s and tell me to turn my head and cough. At least he uses KY jelly and wears a glove.

TMI.

I hope it goes well for you this morning.

It didn't go at all. Apparently THEY thought my appointment was at 10 a.m. yesterday, when clearly it was today. Well, Tony will see me at 3 p.m. today and do my physical - it pays to be connected. I did talk them into drawing my blood while I was there; no way was I going to fast and not drink anything until 3 p.m. Ymm pastrami for lunch about 30 minutes ago!

[lawgrad91]

Good morning. No this morning. I'm getting my annual physical in about an hour. My golf partner gets to stick his finger up my ... and then grab me by the b...s and tell me to turn my head and cough. At least he uses KY jelly and wears a glove.

TMI.

I hope it goes well for you this morning.

It didn't go at all. Apparently THEY thought my appointment was at 10 a.m. yesterday, when clearly it was today. Well, Tony will see me at 3 p.m. today and do my physical - it pays to be connected. I did talk them into drawing my blood while I was there; no way was I going to fast and not drink anything until 3 p.m. Ymm pastrami for lunch about 30 minutes ago!

Good luck at 3, Ozzie!

[OZZIE4DUKE]

Good morning. No this morning. I'm getting my annual physical in about an hour. My golf partner gets to stick his finger up my ... and then grab me by the b...s and tell me to turn my head and cough. At least he uses KY jelly and wears a glove.

TMI.

I hope it goes well for you this morning.
It didn't go at all. Apparently THEY thought my appointment was at 10 a.m. yesterday, when clearly it was today. Well, Tony will see me at 3 p.m. today and do my physical - it pays to be connected. I did talk them into drawing my blood while I was there; no way was I going to fast and not drink anything until 3 p.m. Ymm pastrami for lunch about 30 minutes ago!

Good luck at 3, Ozzie!

Thanks. Everything went, uh, smoothly!

[lawgrad91]

Thanks. Everything went, uh, smoothly!

Glad to hear that, I think....

[captmojo]

It's gonna be a beautiful day. Hope you enjoy.

[CathyCA]

Good morning!

[CameronBornAndBred]

Good morning. My right calf muscle has been cramping all night and all morning. It's pissing me off.

[Very Duke Blue]

Good morning. My right calf muscle has been cramping all night and all morning. It's pissing me off.

Maybe you need potassium. You might try drinking vinegar. Sweet pickle juice is not too bad. Also, eat bananas. This works for me.

[Very Duke Blue]

Good morning.

[devildeac]

Good morning. My right calf muscle has been cramping all night and all morning. It's pissing me off.

Maybe you need potassium. You might try drinking vinegar. Sweet pickle juice is not too bad. Also, eat bananas. This works for me.

1. Beer
2. That failing, amputate.

Your PSA of the day.

You're welcome.

(jk)

Any potassium-rich foods would be worth a try. Bananananas, raisins, dates, figs or melons are good sources, IIRC.

[CameronBornAndBred]

Good morning. My right calf muscle has been cramping all night and all morning. It's pissing me off.

Maybe you need potassium. You might try drinking vinegar. Sweet pickle juice is not too bad. Also, eat bananas. This works for me.

1. Beer
2. That failing, amputate.
Any potassium-rich foods would be worth a try. Bananananas, raisins, dates, figs or melons are good sources, IIRC.

Thanks for the ideas, I hate bananananas (unless it's in bread) so I'll go with raisins and beer. I still have that Raison d' Extra...kill two birds. The thought of drinking vinegar and or / pickle juice gives me head cramps.

[CathyCA]

Good morning. My right calf muscle has been cramping all night and all morning. It's pissing me off.

Pinch your upper lip and pull it as far down as you can. That should stop the cramping.

This tip brought to you in memory of Max Crowder, Duke Trainer Extraordinaire.

[OZZIE4DUKE]

Good morning.

A banana a day keeps the leg cramps away. Usually.

[lawgrad91]

Good morning.

[devildeac]

Maybe you need potassium. You might try drinking vinegar. Sweet pickle juice is not too bad. Also, eat bananas. This works for me.

1. Beer
2. That failing, amputate.
Any potassium-rich foods would be worth a try. Bananananas, raisins, dates, figs or melons are good sources, IIRC.

Thanks for the ideas, I hate bananananas (unless it's in bread) so I'll go with raisins and beer. I still have that Raison d' Extra...kill two birds. The thought of drinking vinegar and or / pickle juice gives me head cramps.

Next time you/we go to W&W, you can check to see if they still have that 500 ml bottle of banana bread ale.