If I come over, can I stay with you?

[EarlJam]

Can I?

[DukieInKansas]

yes

[EarlJam]

yes

Hot damn! So I can add Kansas as a potential Road Trip destination for EarlJam Fest '11.

Thanks!

Any others?

-EarlJam

[CathyCA]

If you would rake the leaves, put pine straw around the foundation plantings, power wash the driveway, clean Christian's room, cook dinner, and give me a pedicure, yes.

Otherwise, no. We're kind of busy.

[EarlJam]

If you would rake the leaves, put pine straw around the foundation plantings, power wash the driveway, clean Christian's room, cook dinner, and give me a pedicure, yes.

Otherwise, no. We're kind of busy.

More cruelty by Cathy to EarlJam. This makes me weep.

-EarlJam

[DukieInKansas]

If you would rake the leaves, put pine straw around the foundation plantings, power wash the driveway, clean Christian's room, cook dinner, and give me a pedicure, yes.

Otherwise, no. We're kind of busy.

You mean I could have asked for chores from EJ?

EJ - how are you at home repairs? I need to rebuild the step from my garage to my kitchen. And replace the innards of a toilet, put in a small patio in the back yard, etc. I'm sure I can come up with a more thorough list if I have time.

[DukieInKansas]

yes

Hot damn! So I can add Kansas as a potential Road Trip destination for EarlJam Fest '11.

Thanks!

Any others?

-EarlJam

Never mind on the listed chores. I hope to have those done before 2011.

[EarlJam]

If you would rake the leaves, put pine straw around the foundation plantings, power wash the driveway, clean Christian's room, cook dinner, and give me a pedicure, yes.

Otherwise, no. We're kind of busy.

You mean I could have asked for chores from EJ?

EJ - how are you at home repairs? I need to rebuild the step from my garage to my kitchen. And replace the innards of a toilet, put in a small patio in the back yard, etc. I'm sure I can come up with a more thorough list if I have time.

I am actually very good with home repairs. The secret, as Clint Eastwood once said, is for a man to know his limitations. I used to fix toilets all the time. Seriously. It's pretty simple but if you don't know what you are doing, it can be a disaster. The trick is in the manipulation of the ballcock.

-EarlJam

[CameronBornAndBred]

Yes. If my dog pushes you out of bed it's because she likes you.

[CathyCA]

If you would rake the leaves, put pine straw around the foundation plantings, power wash the driveway, clean Christian's room, cook dinner, and give me a pedicure, yes.

Otherwise, no. We're kind of busy.

More cruelty by Cathy to EarlJam. This makes me weep.

-EarlJam

Gee, I'd thought maybe the power washing might appeal to you. Or the pedicure.

[OZZIE4DUKE]

Actually, if you'll send your landlord who cleans so well for a couple of days ahead of you, you can stay for a couple of weeks...

[Lavabe]

EJam already did chores for us when we moved. So YES, he can come over (assuming that Georgia the Wonderdog will let him in the house).

[DukieInKansas]

If you would rake the leaves, put pine straw around the foundation plantings, power wash the driveway, clean Christian's room, cook dinner, and give me a pedicure, yes.

Otherwise, no. We're kind of busy.

You mean I could have asked for chores from EJ?

EJ - how are you at home repairs? I need to rebuild the step from my garage to my kitchen. And replace the innards of a toilet, put in a small patio in the back yard, etc. I'm sure I can come up with a more thorough list if I have time.

I am actually very good with home repairs. The secret, as Clint Eastwood once said, is for a man to know his limitations. I used to fix toilets all the time. Seriously. It's pretty simple but if you don't know what you are doing, it can be a disaster. The trick is in the manipulation of the ballcock.

-EarlJam

I have actually had experience replacing the innards of a toilet. This will not be my first time.

[EarlJam]

EJam already did chores for us when we moved. So YES, he can come over (assuming that Georgia the Wonderdog will let him in the house).

Yeeeeeehah! So I now have Kansas, The Outer Banks, and Kentucky on the list!

-EarlJam

[EarlJam]

If you would rake the leaves, put pine straw around the foundation plantings, power wash the driveway, clean Christian's room, cook dinner, and give me a pedicure, yes.

Otherwise, no. We're kind of busy.

More cruelty by Cathy to EarlJam. This makes me weep.

-EarlJam

Gee, I'd thought maybe the power washing might appeal to you. Or the pedicure.

Can I combine the two? A power foot wash and pedicure?

This sounds interesting!

-EarlJam

[captmojo]

Yes.
Bring your own bedroom. Attach to the side of the house.
Shave the chickens.
De-olive the olive loaf.
Cap the chimney.
Bury the cat. He won't keep still.
Flush it when you finish.

[Very Duke Blue]

Yes, you can come. You can add the big town of Efland to your list.

[lawgrad91]

Might as well add the vast metropolis of Belews Creek, too, if the other half doesn't complain.

[DukieInKansas]

Might as well add the vast metropolis of Belews Creek, too, if the other half doesn't complain.

The other half of Belews Creek? Is it that small? ;)

[CathyCA]

Can I combine the two? A power foot wash and pedicure?

This sounds interesting!

-EarlJam

I'll power wash your feet after you power wash the driveway. And then we can run through the sprinkler system, after you get it running.