Have you ever committed armed robbery....
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- EarlJam
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Have you ever committed armed robbery....
...while wearing off-white silk stockings from Victoria's Secret with seams and re-enforced toes over your head?
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Re: Have you ever committed armed robbery....
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Re: Have you ever committed armed robbery....
....been a victim!
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Re: Have you ever committed armed robbery....
Well, not aired robbery. I did steal one of my best friends lunch from his locker in high school once. I can't believe we're still friends but we are. Maybe it's best he lives in Miami.
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Re: Have you ever committed armed robbery....
Yes, keep your robberies private. Don't air them in public!Very Duke Blue wrote:Well, not aired robbery. I did steal one of my best friends lunch from his locker in high school once. I can't believe we're still friends but we are. Maybe it's best he lives in Miami.
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Re: Have you ever committed armed robbery....
Did you ever commit an armed robbery while you had an odor in your car trunk?
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Re: Have you ever committed armed robbery....
Well, the "odor" didn't begin until about three days AFTER the armed robbery.Lavabe wrote:Did you ever commit an armed robbery while you had an odor in your car trunk?
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Re: Have you ever committed armed robbery....
But you have committed felonious odors...EarlJam wrote:Well, the "odor" didn't begin until about three days AFTER the armed robbery.Lavabe wrote:Did you ever commit an armed robbery while you had an odor in your car trunk?
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Re: Have you ever committed armed robbery....
No, but I stole some Scotch tape from a dime store once in a former life. I couldn't find a clerk to check me out ..... waited and waited. Finally, I hollered "I'm walking out with this!" and waving it over my head, I walked out the door.
Woooo! Guess I showed them! Damn, I'm scary.
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Re: Have you ever committed armed robbery....
You are truly a badass, Ima!Ima Facultiwyfe wrote:No, but I stole some Scotch tape from a dime store once in a former life. I couldn't find a clerk to check me out ..... waited and waited. Finally, I hollered "I'm walking out with this!" and waving it over my head, I walked out the door.
Woooo! Guess I showed them! Damn, I'm scary.
Love, Ima
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Re: Have you ever committed armed robbery....
Should we start calling her Ima Nate?lawgrad91 wrote:You are truly a badass, Ima!Ima Facultiwyfe wrote:No, but I stole some Scotch tape from a dime store once in a former life. I couldn't find a clerk to check me out ..... waited and waited. Finally, I hollered "I'm walking out with this!" and waving it over my head, I walked out the door.
Woooo! Guess I showed them! Damn, I'm scary.
Love, Ima
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Re: Have you ever committed armed robbery....
I think so.DukieInKansas wrote:Should we start calling her Ima Nate?lawgrad91 wrote:You are truly a badass, Ima!Ima Facultiwyfe wrote:No, but I stole some Scotch tape from a dime store once in a former life. I couldn't find a clerk to check me out ..... waited and waited. Finally, I hollered "I'm walking out with this!" and waving it over my head, I walked out the door.
Woooo! Guess I showed them! Damn, I'm scary.
Love, Ima
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