The Official "Good Morning" Thread

[captmojo]

Mornin'!

Hootersville Hotchcakes comin' up!

[OZZIE4DUKE]

Good morning.

[devildeac]

Good morning. I bet DD dreamed of TO's.

Seven of them as a matter of fact.

In fact, there were 2 other fumbles we had but did not lose. One went OOB when Thompson realized he was in deep and just booted the ball over the sideline on a KO. The other, Butler muffed a punt but miami had no one within 5 yards of him and he was lucky to cover it. Another pick could have occurred if one of the miami DB or LB hadn't had another tipped ball hit him in his hands.

[captmojo]

No turnovers today or yesterday.
I watched no football beyond Saturday.
I haven't even watched highlights or looked at scoreboards.
I never dressed out of PJs yesterday.
My underwear has no elastic.






I won't let any of this bother me.
Y'all have a great day!

[CathyCA]

Good morning!

[OZZIE4DUKE]

Good morning.

[lawgrad91]

Good morning.

The office staff brought in breakfast for Boss' Day and allowed the rest of us to eat, even though they determined we aren't bosses.

There's a Boss' Day, and an Administrative Professionals' Day. When is the day for those schmucks of us stuck in the middle?

[devildeac]

Good morning.

The office staff brought in breakfast for Boss' Day and allowed the rest of us to eat, even though they determined we aren't bosses.

There's a Boss' Day, and an Administrative Professionals' Day. When is the day for those schmucks of us stuck in the middle?

That would be Labor Day.

[lawgrad91]

Good morning.

The office staff brought in breakfast for Boss' Day and allowed the rest of us to eat, even though they determined we aren't bosses.

There's a Boss' Day, and an Administrative Professionals' Day. When is the day for those schmucks of us stuck in the middle?

That would be Labor Day.

Only if the bosses worked and the Administrative Professionals worked on Labor Day. As far as the pointy-headed boss is concerned, I'm not entirely certain he ever works.

[devildeac]

Good morning.

The office staff brought in breakfast for Boss' Day and allowed the rest of us to eat, even though they determined we aren't bosses.

There's a Boss' Day, and an Administrative Professionals' Day. When is the day for those schmucks of us stuck in the middle?

That would be Labor Day.

Only if the bosses worked and the Administrative Professionals worked on Labor Day. As far as the pointy-headed boss is concerned, I'm not entirely certain he ever works.

Now that's bad.

[lawgrad91]

That would be Labor Day.

Only if the bosses worked and the Administrative Professionals worked on Labor Day. As far as the pointy-headed boss is concerned, I'm not entirely certain he ever works.

Now that's bad.

Truth is an absolute defense in the law. (BTW, today's hot-button issue for the boss is making sure the basket of plastic bowl lids in the kitchen cabinet is matched up with bowls, if possible, and all the non-matching and otherwise disgusting bowls and lids are thrown out. It was taking 4 people to manage this task, but I think it's down to 3 now.)

[OZZIE4DUKE]

Truth is an absolute defense in the law. (BTW, today's hot-button issue for the boss is making sure the basket of plastic bowl lids in the kitchen cabinet is matched up with bowls, if possible, and all the non-matching and otherwise disgusting bowls and lids are thrown out. It was taking 4 people to manage this task, but I think it's down to 3 now.)

They must have gone to carolina...

[devildeac]

Truth is an absolute defense in the law. (BTW, today's hot-button issue for the boss is making sure the basket of plastic bowl lids in the kitchen cabinet is matched up with bowls, if possible, and all the non-matching and otherwise disgusting bowls and lids are thrown out. It was taking 4 people to manage this task, but I think it's down to 3 now.)

They must have gone to carolina...

[lawgrad91]

Truth is an absolute defense in the law. (BTW, today's hot-button issue for the boss is making sure the basket of plastic bowl lids in the kitchen cabinet is matched up with bowls, if possible, and all the non-matching and otherwise disgusting bowls and lids are thrown out. It was taking 4 people to manage this task, but I think it's down to 3 now.)

They must have gone to carolina...

Absolutely too funny, Ozzie!

No, but there is a lack of institUtioNal Control....

[CathyCA]

Good morning.

The office staff brought in breakfast for Boss' Day and allowed the rest of us to eat, even though they determined we aren't bosses.

There's a Boss' Day, and an Administrative Professionals' Day. When is the day for those schmucks of us stuck in the middle?

It's Boss's Day?

I wonder where my cards and gifts are. . .

[lawgrad91]

Good morning.

The office staff brought in breakfast for Boss' Day and allowed the rest of us to eat, even though they determined we aren't bosses.

There's a Boss' Day, and an Administrative Professionals' Day. When is the day for those schmucks of us stuck in the middle?

It's Boss's Day?

I wonder where my cards and gifts are. . .

Saturday was.

[CathyCA]

Good morning.

The office staff brought in breakfast for Boss' Day and allowed the rest of us to eat, even though they determined we aren't bosses.

There's a Boss' Day, and an Administrative Professionals' Day. When is the day for those schmucks of us stuck in the middle?

It's Boss's Day?

I wonder where my cards and gifts are. . .

Saturday was.

You mean if I hadn't gone to Durham for that game, I could have stayed here and gotten my cards and gifts?

[lawgrad91]

You mean if I hadn't gone to Durham for that game, I could have stayed here and gotten my cards and gifts?

I'm sure that's what happened. Your party was no doubt planned for Saturday, and you missed it.

[CathyCA]

You mean if I hadn't gone to Durham for that game, I could have stayed here and gotten my cards and gifts?

I'm sure that's what happened. Your party was no doubt planned for Saturday, and you missed it.

Dang it!

[devildeac]

Good morning.

The office staff brought in breakfast for Boss' Day and allowed the rest of us to eat, even though they determined we aren't bosses.

There's a Boss' Day, and an Administrative Professionals' Day. When is the day for those schmucks of us stuck in the middle?

It's Boss's Day?

I wonder where my cards and gifts are. . .

Do you have a pointy head like LG's boss? If so, that might 'splain where your cards and gifts are.