WTF?! You wrote a thesis on what?!

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WTF?! You wrote a thesis on what?!

Post by CameronBornAndBred » October 1st, 2010, 9:18 am

This girl should be nominated for stupid Duke student of the decade award. She collected thoughts of her sexual adventures with 13 Duke athletes, and then published them as a thesis.

http://deadspin.com/5652280/the-full-du ... t/gallery/
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Re: WTF?! You wrote a thesis on what?!

Post by bluebutton » October 1st, 2010, 9:43 am

This is shameful, but as I recall I had to have 3 profs sign off on my senior thesis, so I'd like to know which 3 profs signed off on this one.

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Re: WTF?! You wrote a thesis on what?!

Post by DukeUsul » October 1st, 2010, 9:48 am

Yeah it's not a real thesis, if you didn't pick up on that.
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Post by DukieInKansas » October 1st, 2010, 9:57 am

Apparently, she shared it with 2 "friends". One must not have been much of a "friend".
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Re: WTF?! You wrote a thesis on what?!

Post by devildeac » October 1st, 2010, 10:05 am

DukieInKansas wrote:Apparently, she shared it with 2 "friends". One must not have been much of a "friend".
As the saying goes: "loose lips..."
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Post by CameronBornAndBred » October 1st, 2010, 10:23 am

DukeUsul wrote:Yeah it's not a real thesis, if you didn't pick up on that.
Correct..but it still got out. Never should have happened.
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Post by Ima Facultiwyfe » October 1st, 2010, 10:33 am

Will the NCAA launch and investigation?
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Re: WTF?! You wrote a thesis on what?!

Post by Lavabe » October 1st, 2010, 11:42 am

devildeac wrote:
DukieInKansas wrote:Apparently, she shared it with 2 "friends". One must not have been much of a "friend".
As the saying goes: "loose lips..."
Which smilie would you want to use for this post?
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Re: WTF?! You wrote a thesis on what?!

Post by devildeac » October 1st, 2010, 11:59 am

Lavabe wrote:
devildeac wrote:
DukieInKansas wrote:Apparently, she shared it with 2 "friends". One must not have been much of a "friend".
As the saying goes: "loose lips..."
Which smilie would you want to use for this post?
This one would probably be most appropriate:
:Boo:
[redacted] them and the horses they rode in on.
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Re: WTF?! You wrote a thesis on what?!

Post by Lavabe » October 1st, 2010, 2:05 pm

Ima Facultiwyfe wrote:Will the NCAA launch and investigation?
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Maybe then they will find who's the culprit at the heart of the Duke Hatred Tsunami. ;)
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Post by CathyCA » October 1st, 2010, 2:30 pm

I wonder what the reaction would have been if a guy had rated and published his sexual conquests at Duke.

Oh, wait! I already know! Tucker Max has hit #1 on the New York Times best seller list with his book, and it's been made into a movie.
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Post by colchar » October 1st, 2010, 2:49 pm

CathyCA wrote:
Tucker Max has hit #1 on the New York Times best seller list with his book, and it's been made into a movie.

That guy is a fuckwit and I don't buy half the crap he claims. Unfortunately, too many people do.
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Post by colchar » October 1st, 2010, 2:50 pm

CameronBornAndBred wrote:This girl should be nominated for stupid Duke student of the decade award. She collected thoughts of her sexual adventures with 13 Duke athletes, and then published them as a thesis.

http://deadspin.com/5652280/the-full-du ... t/gallery/


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Re: WTF?! You wrote a thesis on what?!

Post by bjornolf » October 1st, 2010, 4:58 pm

My favorite is when she says the con of one hookup was that it was sketchy to hook up in someone else's SUV, and that doing it just 10 minutes after another hookup made her feel slutty. That's the ONLY thing that made her feel slutty?!? :twitch:

Nobody with half a brain would think that that wouldn't get out. She's either REALLY stupid, or she's trying to get her 15 minutes any way she can, regardless to the consequences of others, like her "conquests".

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Re: WTF?! You wrote a thesis on what?!

Post by CathyCA » October 7th, 2010, 7:33 am

Uh-oh. The girl and her thesis made the Today Show this morning.
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Post by Lavabe » October 7th, 2010, 8:36 am

CathyCA wrote:Uh-oh. The girl and her thesis made the Today Show this morning.
Noooooooooooooo...

Then there must be a link to Hulu somewhere, right?
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Post by bjornolf » October 7th, 2010, 10:24 am

http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/39552862/ ... ay_people/

here's the story on their website. There's video.

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Post by gadzooks » October 7th, 2010, 12:52 pm

I'm so glad my years of youthful indiscretion happened before the internet era.
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Post by DevilAlumna » October 7th, 2010, 11:24 pm

gadzooks wrote:I'm so glad my years of youthful indiscretion happened before the internet era.
Babies these days aren't getting a choice about their personal representation on the Internet:

82 percent of kids under 2 have an online presence
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Re: WTF?! You wrote a thesis on what?!

Post by CathyCA » October 8th, 2010, 7:02 am

Karen's thesis is going to be on the Today Show again this morning.

When will her 15 minutes end?
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