OMG--that is the downside of working in a law office. The guys wear wool suits and thick socks, long-sleeved shirts, closed-toed shoes and undershirts year round. Then, they control the thermostat. You'd think they were menopausal women the way they keep that A/C cranked.lawgrad91 wrote:Are there any firebugs out there? Hypothetically speaking, if one were freezing in an igloo, I mean law office, what would be the best things to set on fire? My photos, Duke memorabilia, and stuffed animals (lemur, meerkat, Tigger, two bunnies) are off limits. Anything else is probably fair game.
Here's what I did: They called in the HVAC guy one day because some of the guys' offices weren't cold enough. I pulled the HVAC guy aside and asked him to bring me two of those adjustable vent covers and to switch out the vent covers in my office. When he did that, I told him to close my HVAC vents. Problem solved!
I also have a Disneyland jacket that I wear when it gets too cold.
Can you sneak in one of those portable heaters to put at your feet without alerting the county fire marshal?
How about last year's Virginia General Statutes? You could burn one volume each day and make it until October. . .