Hanson! Fuck It!

[EarlJam]

Look, I LOVE Guns & Roses and AC/DC, Metallica and all that shit!

But fuck it. I have to admit, I love Hanson!

Check this shit out:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TmG0DqhfDbY

How can you NOT love this? A play on the old Blues Brothers scene. And I will admit, Ummmmmm-Bop is still a guilty pleasure!

Look, they actually have a ton of creative licensce amongst themselves. They are the real deal. Fuck it. I love HANSON!

-EarlJam

[EarlJam]

Look, I LOVE Guns & Roses and AC/DC, Metallica and all that shit!

But fuck it. I have to admit, I love Hanson!

Check this shit out:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TmG0DqhfDbY

How can you NOT love this? A play on the old Blues Brothers scene. And I will admit, Ummmmmm-Bop is still a guilty pleasure!

Look, they actually have a ton of creative licensce amongst themselves. They are the real deal. Fuck it. I love HANSON!

-EarlJam

[CameronBornAndBred]

EJ loves Hanson so much he made two threads about them. With the same title. And same post. He's magical.
I merged them.

[colchar]

Look, I LOVE Guns & Roses and AC/DC, Metallica and all that shit!

But fuck it. I have to admit, I love Hanson!

Check this shit out:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TmG0DqhfDbY

How can you NOT love this? A play on the old Blues Brothers scene. And I will admit, Ummmmmm-Bop is still a guilty pleasure!

Look, they actually have a ton of creative licensce amongst themselves. They are the real deal. Fuck it. I love HANSON!

-EarlJam

Dudette, your manhood and all attendant rights and privileges have hereby been revoked. Seriously. I'm not even fucking kidding. Next thing you know you'll be saying you like Jedward - and if that ever happens we'll have to shoot you to put you out of your misery.

[EarlJam]

Look, I LOVE Guns & Roses and AC/DC, Metallica and all that shit!

But fuck it. I have to admit, I love Hanson!

Check this shit out:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TmG0DqhfDbY

How can you NOT love this? A play on the old Blues Brothers scene. And I will admit, Ummmmmm-Bop is still a guilty pleasure!

Look, they actually have a ton of creative licensce amongst themselves. They are the real deal. Fuck it. I love HANSON!

-EarlJam

Dudette, your manhood and all attendant rights and privileges have hereby been revoked. Seriously. I'm not even fucking kidding. Next thing you know you'll be saying you like Jedward - and if that ever happens we'll have to shoot you to put you out of your misery.

Do I need to clarify? I did NOT say they are my boys or anything. I just mean that, unlike many that try to do what they do, Hanson has 1) Stood the test of time and 2) Write and sing most of their own stuff.........oh,, and 3) It's catchy! I can't stand music today because bands/groups are such phonies. Hanson, like them or hate them, are not. They are at thevery least, REAL, and at th every worst, real but too cheesy. Either way, you can't ignore their talent, can you? They seem to even KNOW they are a bit of a joke, whereas Beiber and company actually think people care!

-Earljam

[Lavabe]

Dudette, your manhood and all attendant rights and privileges have hereby been revoked. Seriously. I'm not even fucking kidding. Next thing you know you'll be saying you like Jedward - and if that ever happens we'll have to shoot you to put you out of your misery.

So what you're saying is that he's been banned, without any infraction point warnings, eh? ;)

[colchar]

Dudette, your manhood and all attendant rights and privileges have hereby been revoked. Seriously. I'm not even fucking kidding. Next thing you know you'll be saying you like Jedward - and if that ever happens we'll have to shoot you to put you out of your misery.

So what you're saying is that he's been banned, without any infraction point warnings, eh? ;)

Of course he has! Some things are so egregious that the warning period is automatically waved.

[colchar]

Do I need to clarify? I did NOT say they are my boys or anything. I just mean that, unlike many that try to do what they do, Hanson has 1) Stood the test of time and 2) Write and sing most of their own stuff.........oh,, and 3) It's catchy! I can't stand music today because bands/groups are such phonies. Hanson, like them or hate them, are not. They are at thevery least, REAL, and at th every worst, real but too cheesy. Either way, you can't ignore their talent, can you? They seem to even KNOW they are a bit of a joke, whereas Beiber and company actually think people care!

-Earljam

Rationalize it all you want - it won't change anything. You admitted your crime so no trial is necessary and we can proceed directly to the sentencing phase. Your sentence has been handed down so it is time to accept your punishment! I would tell you to man up and accept your punishment but A) your liking them has proven that you are incapable of manning up and B) your manhood has been revoked so, even if you wanted to, you couldn't man up.

[Lavabe]

Dudette, your manhood and all attendant rights and privileges have hereby been revoked. Seriously. I'm not even fucking kidding. Next thing you know you'll be saying you like Jedward - and if that ever happens we'll have to shoot you to put you out of your misery.

So what you're saying is that he's been banned, without any infraction point warnings, eh? ;)

Of course he has! Some things are so egregious that the warning period is automatically waved.

But this is CTN! ;)

[EarlJam]

Do I need to clarify? I did NOT say they are my boys or anything. I just mean that, unlike many that try to do what they do, Hanson has 1) Stood the test of time and 2) Write and sing most of their own stuff.........oh,, and 3) It's catchy! I can't stand music today because bands/groups are such phonies. Hanson, like them or hate them, are not. They are at thevery least, REAL, and at th every worst, real but too cheesy. Either way, you can't ignore their talent, can you? They seem to even KNOW they are a bit of a joke, whereas Beiber and company actually think people care!

-Earljam

Rationalize it all you want - it won't change anything. You admitted your crime so no trial is necessary and we can proceed directly to the sentencing phase. Your sentence has been handed down so it is time to accept your punishment! I would tell you to man up and accept your punishment but A) your liking them has proven that you are incapable of manning up and B) your manhood has been revoked so, even if you wanted to, you couldn't man up.

You're just jealous that my tropical storm is more powerful that your tropical storm.

-EarlJaMmmmm Bop

[colchar]

But this is CTN! ;)

Doesn't matter. We're talking about manhood here and that supersedes CTN.

[EarlJam]

Colchar,

At least agree with me on this....

The Blues Brothers scene, of which the Hanson video copied, is "kick ass!" Ray Charles brother!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JhqdtZQfd4

-EarlJam

[colchar]

Colchar,

At least agree with me on this....

The Blues Brothers scene, of which the Hanson video copied, is "kick ass!" Ray Charles brother!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JhqdtZQfd4

-EarlJam

Were I ever to say anything negative about any scene from that movie I would fully expect to be drawn and quartered for it! But Hanson copying it is disgraceful - is nothing sacred?

[bjornolf]

Not a huge fan. I appreciate the homage to Blues Brothers and Ray, but they aren't as good as he in my opinion, which insults the great performer. Also, the costumes were off and the song doesn't QUITE match the style of the original, and the dancing, in my opinion. Plus, they should have had the lines of dialogue surrounding the song, which were epic!

Nice attempt though, and like I said, I enjoyed that it was an homage.

[knights68]

Look, I LOVE Guns & Roses and AC/DC, Metallica and all that shit!

But fuck it. I have to admit, I love Hanson!

How can you NOT love this? A play on the old Blues Brothers scene. And I will admit, Ummmmmm-Bop is still a guilty pleasure!

Look, they actually have a ton of creative licensce amongst themselves. They are the real deal. Fuck it. I love HANSON!

-EarlJam

Although your stock has probably dropped with some, not with me. I appreciate your honesty. I am sure many of us have performers/bands and the sort we secretly like, and maybe even publicly denounce before going home and listening to the very same people/bands!

I honestly did not realize Hanson was so deep (as in not only do they sing, but they write & arrange their stuff too!).
It is always refreshing (especially in this day and age of ripoff remade/rehashed/unoriginal tripe) to know there are still true artists out there.

And if this helps you feel better..... I, knights68, admit that I enjoy the musical styles of Elton John.

[colchar]

Look, I LOVE Guns & Roses and AC/DC, Metallica and all that shit!

But fuck it. I have to admit, I love Hanson!

How can you NOT love this? A play on the old Blues Brothers scene. And I will admit, Ummmmmm-Bop is still a guilty pleasure!

Look, they actually have a ton of creative licensce amongst themselves. They are the real deal. Fuck it. I love HANSON!

-EarlJam

Although your stock has probably dropped with some, not with me. I appreciate your honesty. I am sure many of us have performers/bands and the sort we secretly like, and maybe even publicly denounce before going home and listening to the very same people/bands!

I honestly did not realize Hanson was so deep (as in not only do they sing, but they write & arrange their stuff too!).
It is always refreshing (especially in this day and age of ripoff remade/rehashed/unoriginal tripe) to know there are still true artists out there.

And if this helps you feel better..... I, knights68, admit that I enjoy the musical styles of Elton John.

There is nothing wrong with Elton John.

[knights68]

There is nothing wrong with Elton John.

Oh wait, I must have left off part of my post.
I, knights68, enjoy the musical stylings of Elton John, as well as the recently discovered beauty of the band of singers/band Celtic Woman

[EarlJam]

Although your stock has probably dropped with some, not with me. I appreciate your honesty. I am sure many of us have performers/bands and the sort we secretly like, and maybe even publicly denounce before going home and listening to the very same people/bands!

Ha. Ha. Ha. Wow. Whewwwwwww! Did y'all take me seriously?

I HATE Hanson. Hate them!

I hope they die in a fiery bus crash and burn in Hell! Hanson? Hmmmmmmmph.

Die Hanson! Die! Die! Die!

-EarlJam

[captmojo]

There is nothing wrong with Elton John.

It is my firm belief that from the time after Yellow Brick Road, there has been a SHITLOAD of things wrong with Elton John.

Just for one example, and the only one I need, he completely abandoned anything that implies rock n'roll.

[Lavabe]

Look, I LOVE Guns & Roses and AC/DC, Metallica and all that shit!

But fuck it. I have to admit, I love Hanson!

How can you NOT love this? A play on the old Blues Brothers scene. And I will admit, Ummmmmm-Bop is still a guilty pleasure!

Look, they actually have a ton of creative licensce amongst themselves. They are the real deal. Fuck it. I love HANSON!

-EarlJam

Although your stock has probably dropped with some, not with me. I appreciate your honesty. I am sure many of us have performers/bands and the sort we secretly like, and maybe even publicly denounce before going home and listening to the very same people/bands!

I honestly did not realize Hanson was so deep (as in not only do they sing, but they write & arrange their stuff too!).
It is always refreshing (especially in this day and age of ripoff remade/rehashed/unoriginal tripe) to know there are still true artists out there.

And if this helps you feel better..... I, knights68, admit that I enjoy the musical styles of Elton John.

There is nothing wrong with Elton John.

In the past, you have also stood up for Fleetwood Mac. ;)
[NOTE: Blatant attempt to have Wilson post a response.]