Wants and Needs
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Re: Wants and Needs
This is going to be a great topic of conversation at Brunchgate!
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Well, if it's going to be discussed at all, then I want ALL of the evidence out on the table. Below is a pic of my room, taken last night. Yes, I "restored" the room to its regular look. As you can see, yes, it certainly looks "lived in" but it is FAR from a disaster area.CameronBornAndBred wrote:This is going to be a great topic of conversation at Brunchgate!
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EarlJam wrote:Well, if it's going to be discussed at all, then I want ALL of the evidence out on the table. Below is a pic of my room, taken last night. Yes, I "restored" the room to its regular look. As you can see, yes, it certainly looks "lived in" but it is FAR from a disaster area.CameronBornAndBred wrote:This is going to be a great topic of conversation at Brunchgate!
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If he cleaned up all that $hit, not only do you owe him a huge debt of gratitude but also several thousand $$$$ for HAZMAT pay/disposition/recycling fees and reckless endangerment .EarlJam wrote:Well, if it's going to be discussed at all, then I want ALL of the evidence out on the table. Below is a pic of my room, taken last night. Yes, I "restored" the room to its regular look. As you can see, yes, it certainly looks "lived in" but it is FAR from a disaster area.CameronBornAndBred wrote:This is going to be a great topic of conversation at Brunchgate!
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Okay, that's it.devildeac wrote:If he cleaned up all that $hit, not only do you owe him a huge debt of gratitude but also several thousand $$$$ for HAZMAT pay/disposition/recycling fees and reckless endangerment .EarlJam wrote:Well, if it's going to be discussed at all, then I want ALL of the evidence out on the table. Below is a pic of my room, taken last night. Yes, I "restored" the room to its regular look. As you can see, yes, it certainly looks "lived in" but it is FAR from a disaster area.CameronBornAndBred wrote:This is going to be a great topic of conversation at Brunchgate!
-EarlJam
I challenge you to a fight. At Brunchgate, precisely 30 minutes before kick-off, we will have a fist fight to determine who is right. It is the only way to settle this. No gloves, no weapons, just ourselves and clenched fists. See you next week.
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Fordgirl is not allowed to help you.EarlJam wrote:
I challenge you to a fight. At Brunchgate, precisely 30 minutes before kick-off, we will have a fist fight to determine who is right. It is the only way to settle this. No gloves, no weapons, just ourselves and clenched fists. See you next week.
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Me thinks EJ does not appreciate hyperbole and attempts at internet humor with my use of "huge debt of gratitude..., several thousand $$$$..." and other wild overstatements re: his photoshopped (I hope ) post. Perhaps my wry sense of humor should have been concluded with or ;) instead of .EarlJam wrote:Okay, that's it.devildeac wrote:If he cleaned up all that $hit, not only do you owe him a huge debt of gratitude but also several thousand $$$$ for HAZMAT pay/disposition/recycling fees and reckless endangerment .EarlJam wrote:
Well, if it's going to be discussed at all, then I want ALL of the evidence out on the table. Below is a pic of my room, taken last night. Yes, I "restored" the room to its regular look. As you can see, yes, it certainly looks "lived in" but it is FAR from a disaster area.
-EarlJam
I challenge you to a fight. At Brunchgate, precisely 30 minutes before kick-off, we will have a fist fight to determine who is right. It is the only way to settle this. No gloves, no weapons, just ourselves and clenched fists. See you next week.
-EarlJam
Besides, I only duel with:
or
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devildeac wrote:EarlJam wrote:devildeac wrote:
Me thinks EJ does not appreciate hyperbole and attempts at internet humor with my use of "huge debt of gratitude..., several thousand $$$$..." and other wild overstatements re: his photoshopped (I hope ) post. Perhaps my wry sense of humor should have been concluded with or ;) instead of .
Besides, I only duel with:
or
LOL.
By the way, I love the code or "official" names for your emoticons (violence-glob, violence-plasma, utensils)!
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Re: Wants and Needs
lawgrad91 wrote:Gentlemen, how about at ten paces?
that idea!
;)
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Re: Wants and Needs
Or you could fill water pistols with beer and have an old-fashioned duel.
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Alcohol abuse. Even if they are filled with Bud Light.CathyCA wrote:Or you could fill water pistols with beer and have an old-fashioned duel.
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CameronBornAndBred wrote:Alcohol abuse. Even if they are filled with Bud Light.CathyCA wrote:Or you could fill water pistols with beer and have an old-fashioned duel.
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Re: Wants and Needs
Where did EarlJam find Cheez Doodles? I've been DYING for some of them for the last nine years.
Hey... I think this is a phony image... no mismatched socks appear in the photo. ;)
Hey... I think this is a phony image... no mismatched socks appear in the photo. ;)
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Re: Wants and Needs
Okay. Thanks for the help.
Was the stench from my white/gray gym socks just too appetizing to resist handling?
How about the skidmarks on the inside of my tighty whiteys?
Should I fill out a seperate deposit slip for each denomination of coin when I go to the bank?
Did those loose coins bounce properly when flipped onto the well made-up bed?
I think there may be a cracker crumb against the shoe molding over there in the corner.
Hey! Empty beer bottles, left laying around, can come in handy when the bathroom is occupied too long.
Mismatched socks? Oh yeah, I've got another pair of black/browns still in the drawer, just like these.
You should have been given the courtesy of a request to enter, much less take over.
Move away respectfully and thankfully as soon as possible...if not sooner.
Was the stench from my white/gray gym socks just too appetizing to resist handling?
How about the skidmarks on the inside of my tighty whiteys?
Should I fill out a seperate deposit slip for each denomination of coin when I go to the bank?
Did those loose coins bounce properly when flipped onto the well made-up bed?
I think there may be a cracker crumb against the shoe molding over there in the corner.
Hey! Empty beer bottles, left laying around, can come in handy when the bathroom is occupied too long.
Mismatched socks? Oh yeah, I've got another pair of black/browns still in the drawer, just like these.
You should have been given the courtesy of a request to enter, much less take over.
Move away respectfully and thankfully as soon as possible...if not sooner.
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