For One Million Dollars....

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For a Million, would you drink Nyquil, Sit on a Caulk Gun, Pull the Trigger?

1. Yes
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40%
2. No
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3. Undecided
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40%
4. If clear caulk, yes
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No votes
5. If white caulk, yes (gross)
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No votes
6. For no amount of money, am I sticking a gun of any type up my arse
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20%
7. I'll do it for free
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No votes
 
Total votes: 5
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For One Million Dollars....

Post by EarlJam » August 9th, 2010, 4:12 pm

...Would you drink a half-bottle of Nyquil then sit naked on a fully loaded Caulk Gun and pull the trigger?

And I don't mean sit on the side of the gun either.

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Re: For One Million Dollars....

Post by EarlJam » August 9th, 2010, 4:31 pm

I apologize.

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Post by colchar » August 9th, 2010, 5:46 pm

EarlJam wrote:I apologize.

For what?
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Re: For One Million Dollars....

Post by YmoBeThere » August 9th, 2010, 7:14 pm

Before or after taxes?
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Re: For One Million Dollars....

Post by lawgrad91 » August 9th, 2010, 8:54 pm

YmoBeThere wrote:Before or after taxes?
Exactly! And is it like a lottery payment, $50K (less taxes) a year for 20 years, or all at once?
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Re: For One Million Dollars....

Post by bjornolf » August 10th, 2010, 6:43 am

Depends on how fast medical personnel can get to you and start administering enemas. If that dries, you'll end up wearing a bag for the rest of your life if you even survive, and that ain't worth it.

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Re: For One Million Dollars....

Post by Miles » August 10th, 2010, 7:48 am

Totally.
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