Spelling matters... blame it on D'Oh!

[Lavabe]

Guilford County has some issues:
http://www.wxii12.com/r/24566046/detail.html

[EarlJam]

Guilford County has some issues:
http://www.wxii12.com/r/24566046/detail.html

The city of Graham, home of the disgraced contractors, is within four miles of where I, EarlJam, grew up. This is simply unexceptable.

-EarlJam

[lawgrad91]

Love the quote from the guy who lives on the road, too.

Moon said he was sure that those responsible didn't graduate from SGHS.

"We're a good school. It ain't one of us," he said.

Really, Mr. Moon? Didn't your mama teach you, "Don't say 'ain't.' Your mama might faint. Your papa might fall in a bucket of paint."

[EarlJam]

Love the quote from the guy who lives on the road, too.

Moon said he was sure that those responsible didn't graduate from SGHS.

"We're a good school. It ain't one of us," he said.

Really, Mr. Moon? Didn't your mama teach you, "Don't say 'ain't.' Your mama might faint. Your papa might fall in a bucket of paint."

How umbarrassing.

-EarlJam

[devildeac]

Chikin.

[Lavabe]

It's all his fault:

[EarlJam]

It's all his fault:

LOL! WTF is he DOING!?

Some pants maker should have signed him up as spokesperson. If that doesn't rip the 'ol crotch, I don't know what will.

Good LORD.

-EarlJam

[colchar]

Love the quote from the guy who lives on the road, too.

Moon said he was sure that those responsible didn't graduate from SGHS.

"We're a good school. It ain't one of us," he said.

Really, Mr. Moon? Didn't your mama teach you, "Don't say 'ain't.' Your mama might faint. Your papa might fall in a bucket of paint."

Shit, you beat me too it! I was just gonna post that.

[devildeac]

It's all his fault:

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, my eyes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
D'oh squatting as if he has a HUGE load in his drawers AND that truly awful shade of blue on those unis!

AAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[colchar]

Their spelling attempt is disappoint.

[Lavabe]

It's all his fault:

LOL! WTF is he DOING!?

Some pants maker should have signed him up as spokesperson. If that doesn't rip the 'ol crotch, I don't know what will.

Good LORD.

-EarlJam

We haven't had a good ol' fashioned caption contest in a long time.

[devildeac]

It's all his fault:

LOL! WTF is he DOING!?

Some pants maker should have signed him up as spokesperson. If that doesn't rip the 'ol crotch, I don't know what will.

Good LORD.

-EarlJam

We haven't had a good ol' fashioned caption contest in a long time.

Where the hell did all the toilet paper go?

[Lavabe]

It's all his fault:

LOL! WTF is he DOING!?

Some pants maker should have signed him up as spokesperson. If that doesn't rip the 'ol crotch, I don't know what will.

Good LORD.

-EarlJam

We haven't had a good ol' fashioned caption contest in a long time.

I once caught a fish that was THIS big.

[EarlJam]

It's all his fault:

You know, I REMEMBER that '84 team with Matt D'oh. Honestly? He looks in much better shape here than in those 80s games. He could not have performed the "Sean May Shitter" back in his college days. It is actually quite impressive.

-EarlJam

[EarlJam]

I once caught a fish that was THIS big.

I'm about to take a shit THIS big!

-EJ

[ArkieDukie]

Seriously, don't we have a similar picture of Ol' Roy in a thread from last season? I think it's in EJ's chronology thread, but I'm too lazy to look.

[lawgrad91]

Told you I could do Yoga!

Hey, where IS the toilet paper anyway?

[Miles]

I once caught a fish that was THIS big.

I was thinking something more along the lines of "I once blew an opportunity THIIIIIIIIIIIS big"

[bjornolf]

I once caught a fish that was THIS big.

I'm about to take a shit THIS big!

-EJ

I think it's more like his TEAM is taking a shit that big.

[Lavabe]

I once caught a fish that was THIS big.

I was thinking something more along the lines of "I once blew an opportunity THIIIIIIIIIIIS big"

I believe we have a winner.