When you DON'T pee in the toilet, where do you pee?

EarlJam · Post by **EarlJam** » August 5th, 2010, 10:06 pm

I have been asked to post more polls. I am happy to ablidge (sp) (Don't feel like looking up the right spelling).

So, when you do NOT pee in the toilet, where do you pee?

-EarlJam

OZZIE4DUKE · Post by **OZZIE4DUKE** » August 5th, 2010, 10:10 pm

In the woods off the golf course. But ONLY at CCJC, where everyone has been doing it for 60+ years. I wouldn't do it at a "real" country club.

DukeUsul · Post by **DukeUsul** » August 5th, 2010, 10:15 pm

Other: in the ocean

EarlJam · Post by **EarlJam** » August 5th, 2010, 10:21 pm

DukeUsul wrote:Other: in the ocean

"God's Pool."

-EarlJam

OZZIE4DUKE · Post by **OZZIE4DUKE** » August 5th, 2010, 10:48 pm

EarlJam wrote:
DukeUsul wrote:Other: in the ocean
"God's Pool."

-EarlJam

[W. C. Fields voice imitation]
Drink water? Never! Fish fuck in it!
[/voice imitation]

gadzooks · Post by **gadzooks** » August 5th, 2010, 11:18 pm

In the woods if there isn't a toilet nearby.
In the shower.
In the ocean. (I discovered recently that a friend thinks peeing in the ocean is really wrong, like it's rude to pee in the fishes' home or something. Even though the fish pee there. Um. Whatever.)
NOT in the pool.

colchar · Post by **colchar** » August 5th, 2010, 11:36 pm

Any guy here who doesn't own up to peeing in the shower (at least once in a while) is full of shit.

EarlJam · Post by **EarlJam** » August 5th, 2010, 11:55 pm

colchar wrote:Any guy here who doesn't own up to peeing in the shower (at least once in a while) is full of shit.

Agreed. "Witness!"

-EarlJam

TillyGalore · Post by **TillyGalore** » August 6th, 2010, 5:09 am

colchar wrote:Any guy here who doesn't own up to peeing in the shower (at least once in a while) is full of shit.

It goes to the same pipes, so why not.

captmojo · Post by **captmojo** » August 6th, 2010, 5:11 am

I have some really dirty tires that require periodic cleansing to maintain balance. In addition, there are those times they get a little uppity and must be reminded just who is the boss.

Miles · Post by **Miles** » August 6th, 2010, 8:36 am

Anywhere I damn well want to! But I try to limit it to the outdoors and the shower.

CameronBornAndBred · Post by **CameronBornAndBred** » August 6th, 2010, 8:40 am

While I'm happy to see that nobody pees in a jar (or at least hasn't owned up to it) it reminded me a guy my grandmother rented a house to. He had a disorder where he saved EVERYTHING. After he moved out, he left thousands of jars full of pee and poop. My sister was fortunate enough to be visiting..and got the joyful task of helping them clean up.

EarlJam · Post by **EarlJam** » August 6th, 2010, 9:26 am

CameronBornAndBred wrote:While I'm happy to see that nobody pees in a jar (or at least hasn't owned up to it) it reminded me a guy my grandmother rented a house to. He had a disorder where he saved EVERYTHING. After he moved out, he left thousands of jars full of pee and poop. My sister was fortunate enough to be visiting..and got the joyful task of helping them clean up.

Wow. Gross!

Anyway, I am not Anti-Jar Peeing. I have peed in a jar on road trips when I was younger. One of my more memorable pee moments was in the early 1990s, when, as a younger lad, I was drunken at a friend's party. In the middle of the night, I honestly mistook his closet for the bathroom. He was not happy.

-EarlJam

OZZIE4DUKE · Post by **OZZIE4DUKE** » August 6th, 2010, 11:22 am

EarlJam wrote: One of my more memorable pee moments was in the early 1990s, when, as a younger lad, I was drunken at a friend's party. In the middle of the night, I honestly mistook his closet for the bathroom. He was not happy.

-EarlJam

Jesus_hurley · Post by **Jesus_hurley** » August 6th, 2010, 11:25 am

We should be able to select multiple options.

Ocean
Shower
woods
backyard
door handle of cars with 'sheep's club' window stickers

CameronBornAndBred · Post by **CameronBornAndBred** » August 6th, 2010, 11:26 am

Jesus_hurley wrote: door handle of cars with 'sheep's club' window stickers

DukePA · Post by **DukePA** » August 6th, 2010, 6:29 pm

TillyGalore wrote:
colchar wrote:Any guy here who doesn't own up to peeing in the shower (at least once in a while) is full of shit.
It goes to the same pipes, so why not.

and according to Stevo, it cures athlete's foot

Lavabe · Post by **Lavabe** » August 6th, 2010, 7:33 pm

DukePA wrote:
TillyGalore wrote:
colchar wrote:Any guy here who doesn't own up to peeing in the shower (at least once in a while) is full of shit.
It goes to the same pipes, so why not.
and according to Stevo, it cures athlete's foot

Verification, please?

captmojo · Post by **captmojo** » August 6th, 2010, 9:41 pm

CameronBornAndBred wrote:While I'm happy to see that nobody pees in a jar (or at least hasn't owned up to it) it reminded me a guy my grandmother rented a house to. He had a disorder where he saved EVERYTHING. After he moved out, he left thousands of jars full of pee and poop. My sister was fortunate enough to be visiting..and got the joyful task of helping them clean up.

This reminds me of a Louis CK opening bit where he looks at the crowd and tells them he has Diarrhea. Then says, "I'm not sick or anything like that. I keep it in Mason jars back at home in a cabinet."

gadzooks · Post by **gadzooks** » August 6th, 2010, 10:20 pm

Lavabe wrote:
DukePA wrote: and according to Stevo, it cures athlete's foot
Verification, please?

Cecil Adams says it's not so.

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