Which Animal Would You Least Like to get Mauled By?

EarlJam · Post by **EarlJam** » August 6th, 2010, 12:08 pm

Of the following animals, which do you think would deliver the most terrifying and painful mauling?

CameronBornAndBred · Post by **CameronBornAndBred** » August 6th, 2010, 12:28 pm

Chimps are evil when they get pissed off. Ask the lady who got her face ripped off or the guy who now sings alto.

gadzooks · Post by **gadzooks** » August 6th, 2010, 12:32 pm

CameronBornAndBred wrote:Chimps are evil when they get pissed off. Ask the lady who got her face ripped off or the guy who now sings alto.

Good point; they are strong as shit. I still have a terrible fear of bears, though.

EarlJam · Post by **EarlJam** » August 6th, 2010, 12:45 pm

CameronBornAndBred wrote:Chimps are evil when they get pissed off. Ask the lady who got her face ripped off or the guy who now sings alto.

Wow. Good call on the chimp. I had forgotten about that horrible story. The reason I didn't pick Gorilla or Bear, is because I figured (perhaps wrongly), that the beast would more than likely render me unconscious before it started ripping off my limbs and eating my innards. I chose alligator. To me, getting mauled by an alligator would really suck. One big fast "Chomp," and then the reptile flips you over into and under the water. So you get a combination of a horrible open flesh wound, a likely broken bone or two, with the extra touch of drowning - all while being tossed around like a human rag doll. Plus, you'd get your clothes all wet.

-EarlJam

Miles · Post by **Miles** » August 6th, 2010, 12:52 pm

I pick the Etruscan Shrew, the smallest mammal (by mass) in the world. I figure it would be long, painful and ultimately embarrassing.
From wikipedia.

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EarlJam · Post by **EarlJam** » August 6th, 2010, 1:52 pm

Miles wrote:I pick the Etruscan Shrew, the smallest mammal (by mass) in the world. I figure it would be long, painful and ultimately embarrassing.
From wikipedia.
Etruscanpygmyshrew.JPG

Awesome.

-EJ

OZZIE4DUKE · Post by **OZZIE4DUKE** » August 6th, 2010, 3:54 pm

I promise not to maul anyone who regularly posts on these boards. There's a drive by poster or two to whom this promise does not apply!

Lavabe · Post by **Lavabe** » August 6th, 2010, 3:54 pm

1. Piranha... I just finished watching YOU ONLY LIVE TWICE.

2. Anaconda.

3. Crocodile.

throatybeard · Post by **throatybeard** » August 6th, 2010, 5:44 pm

EarlJam wrote:Of the following animals, which do you think would deliver the most terrifying and painful mauling?

EarlJam. Definitely.

gadzooks · Post by **gadzooks** » August 6th, 2010, 6:12 pm

throatybeard wrote:
EarlJam wrote:Of the following animals, which do you think would deliver the most terrifying and painful mauling?
EarlJam. Definitely.

captmojo · Post by **captmojo** » August 7th, 2010, 6:20 am

This guy...

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Can lead to this...

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Post by **YmoBeThere** » August 7th, 2010, 6:39 am

Any of the above, I don't ever want to get mauled by an animal.

devildeac · Post by **devildeac** » August 8th, 2010, 9:57 am

Really?

Lavabe · Post by **Lavabe** » August 8th, 2010, 10:56 am

devildeac wrote:Really?

Really.

DevilAlumna · Post by **DevilAlumna** » August 8th, 2010, 12:22 pm

captmojo wrote:This guy...
Vicious beast with pointy teeth.jpg
Can lead to this...
attack.jpg

It's just a bunny!

;)

captmojo · Post by **captmojo** » August 8th, 2010, 1:05 pm

Oh yeah? Look at the bones!

Look what he did to that Wolf!

lawgrad91 · Post by **lawgrad91** » August 8th, 2010, 6:47 pm

Miles wrote:I pick the Etruscan Shrew, the smallest mammal (by mass) in the world. I figure it would be long, painful and ultimately embarrassing.
From wikipedia.
Etruscanpygmyshrew.JPG

It really would be hard for the family to explain....Plus, if one of the other animals got loose and mauled someone, there is probably an entity that could be sued or would be willing to settle out of court. I doubt the zoo with an Etruscan shrew would stop laughing long enough to negotiate a settlement to the deceased's heirs.

colchar · Post by **colchar** » August 9th, 2010, 2:41 am

Is any an option?

colchar · Post by **colchar** » August 9th, 2010, 2:41 am

You forgot to add a ram to this poll. Or does that only apply to our basketball teams?

bjornolf · Post by **bjornolf** » August 9th, 2010, 6:37 am

Lavabe wrote:1. Piranha... I just finished watching YOU ONLY LIVE TWICE.

2. Anaconda.

1. Piranha: I was watching a show on Discovery the other day, and they were talking about piranha. This guy jumped into a pool with hungry piranha, and they didn't touch him. He also jumped in with blood in the pool, and they didn't touch him. There was some combination of thrashing and blood that cause them to go nuts. They threw some ripped up dead animal in there and started thrashing it around, and that got them going.

2. My Anaconda don't want none unless you got buns hun! YES, Sir Mix-a-Lot strikes again!