French-kissing fruit?

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I have made out/french-kissed the following:

Canteloupe (or any other fruit of the melon variety)
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No votes
Tomato (yes, it's a FRUIT)
1
11%
Apple/pear
0
No votes
Peach/nectarine/apricot/plum
0
No votes
Blueberry
0
No votes
Strawberry
0
No votes
I only make out with vegetables
0
No votes
Carnivore all the way!
8
89%
 
Total votes: 9
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French-kissing fruit?

Post by DevilAlumna » August 1st, 2010, 10:14 pm

(Because this is my first poll, and because someone else suggested it -- :happy-bouncyblue: )

Have you ever gotten to 1st base with any of the above fruits?

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Re: French-kissing fruit?

Post by ArkieDukie » August 1st, 2010, 10:15 pm

DevilAlumna wrote:(Because this is my first poll, and because someone else suggested it -- :happy-bouncyblue: )

Have you ever gotten to 1st base with any of the above fruits?

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Post by OZZIE4DUKE » August 1st, 2010, 10:18 pm

I'm carnivora (human female gender) only.
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Re: French-kissing fruit?

Post by Lavabe » August 1st, 2010, 10:19 pm

ArkieDukie wrote:
DevilAlumna wrote:(Because this is my first poll, and because someone else suggested it -- :happy-bouncyblue: )

Have you ever gotten to 1st base with any of the above fruits?

8-} 8-}
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Re: French-kissing fruit?

Post by EarlJam » August 1st, 2010, 10:20 pm

I selected Tomato. Back years ago, I'd french kiss the tomato every day. It was my "soul mater."

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Post by ArkieDukie » August 1st, 2010, 10:22 pm

EarlJam wrote:I selected Tomato. Back years ago, I'd french kiss the tomato every day. It was my "soul mater."

[pause for uproarious laughter to subside]

[still pausing]

Thank you so much!

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Re: French-kissing fruit?

Post by EarlJam » August 1st, 2010, 10:26 pm

"French Kiss the Tomato" sounds like some kind of prison slang...............and it doesn't sound pleasant.

And neither, by the way, does "Smooching the Banana."

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Re: French-kissing fruit?

Post by ArkieDukie » August 1st, 2010, 10:40 pm

EarlJam wrote:"French Kiss the Tomato" sounds like some kind of prison slang...............and it doesn't sound pleasant.

And neither, by the way, does "Smooching the Banana."

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Re: French-kissing fruit?

Post by colchar » August 1st, 2010, 10:44 pm

Are you channeling your inner EarlJam with this poll?
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Re: French-kissing fruit?

Post by Lavabe » August 2nd, 2010, 8:33 am

EarlJam wrote:"French Kiss the Tomato" sounds like some kind of prison slang...............and it doesn't sound pleasant.

And neither, by the way, does "Smooching the Banana."

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Post by bjornolf » August 2nd, 2010, 8:43 am

EarlJam wrote:"French Kiss the Tomato" sounds like some kind of prison slang...............and it doesn't sound pleasant.

And neither, by the way, does "Smooching the Banana."

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I have heard it used as sex slang before, though I've heard it as "kissing the tomato" or "slurping the tomato" or "making out with the tomato". I'm sure, if you think hard enough, you can figure it out. I won't spell it out because I wouldn't want to offend anyone. If you want it spelled out, PM me. However, by PMing me, you are giving me your solemn oath not to be offended by the answer.

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Re: French-kissing fruit?

Post by devildeac » August 2nd, 2010, 8:45 am

Really like your peaches,
Want to shake your tree...

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Re: French-kissing fruit?

Post by Lavabe » August 2nd, 2010, 9:12 am

EarlJam wrote:"French Kiss the Tomato" sounds like some kind of prison slang...............and it doesn't sound pleasant.

And neither, by the way, does "Smooching the Banana."

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