Shitting at the Dinner Table
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Shitting at the Dinner Table
Okay, so my family is down for the weekend. Tomorrow night, I have to drive up to have dinner with them. I am looking forward to this, but there's one thing they do that I do NOT enjoy. They sit at the dinner table and chat long after the dinner is completed. This is just not comfortable for me, socially, or physically. I'm 6' 3" tall and weigh 215. Sitting at the table with a full stomach, making trivial chit-chat, is not the most comfortable environment for me. I know this may sound bad, but it's just the truth. After I'm done with dinner, I want to be excused from the table as soon as possible.
Can I get at least ONE amen!?
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Can I get at least ONE amen!?
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Re: Shitting at the Dinner Table
My friend at work used to have the same problem, but it subsided when she cut way back on her carbs. I don't know if it was cause and effect or not, but it might be worth a try.
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Re: Shitting at the Dinner Table
Preach it brother..amen!EarlJam wrote: Can I get at least ONE amen!?
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Re: Shitting at the Dinner Table
Has anyone else noticed the title of this thread? I thought it was going to be about something entirely different.
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Re: Shitting at the Dinner Table
I can certainly agree with that... and yes, I was rather worried about the subject when I read the title of the thread. Especially when you said it they did something at the dinner table that you just didn't enjoy.CameronBornAndBred wrote:Preach it brother..amen!EarlJam wrote: Can I get at least ONE amen!?
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Re: Shitting at the Dinner Table
Give it some time. Many of our topics eventually get around to discussing .colchar wrote:Has anyone else noticed the title of this thread? I thought it was going to be about something entirely different.
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CathyCA wrote:Give it some time. Many of our topics eventually get around to discussing .colchar wrote:Has anyone else noticed the title of this thread? I thought it was going to be about something entirely different.
I would argue that many of our topics are the second they're started ;)
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Re: Shitting at the Dinner Table
As a moderator (BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!), I was half tempted to ask EarlJam if he meant the current title, or if he meant SITTING.colchar wrote:Has anyone else noticed the title of this thread? I thought it was going to be about something entirely different.
I then realized it was EarlJam, and wondered if he really meant SHIFOOGLE.
Might as well keep the title the waY it is.
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Re: Shitting at the Dinner Table
Isn't it more socially acceptable to shit at the table rather than upon the table?
What does Emily post say about all this?
What does Emily post say about all this?
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Re: Shitting at the Dinner Table
captmojo wrote:Isn't it more socially acceptable to shit at the table rather than upon the table?
What does Emily post say about all this?
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Re: Shitting at the Dinner Table
OMG!
I just got 'SPORKED'!
I just got 'SPORKED'!
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Re: Shitting at the Dinner Table
Yeah, you did. And she probably took pictures of the procedure with her new camera!captmojo wrote:OMG!
I just got 'SPORKED'!
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Re: Shitting at the Dinner Table
Nothing works quite like photographic evidence.
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