Bob Huggins Breaks Ribs

EarlJam · Post by **EarlJam** » July 24th, 2010, 8:27 pm

I like Huggy, but "a fall in the hotel room" resulting in FOUR broken ribs?

Methinks there's more than meets the eye here!

http://msn.foxsports.com/collegebasketb ... s-20971345

-EarlJam

CathyCA · Post by **CathyCA** » July 24th, 2010, 8:36 pm

We may never know what caused Humpty Huggy's fall.

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.

EarlJam · Post by **EarlJam** » July 24th, 2010, 8:44 pm

CathyCA wrote:We may never know what caused Humpty Huggy's fall.

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.

No Kidding! Huggins, a man with a known history for partying and run-ins with the law, suddenly finds himself in Vegas with four broken ribs over a "hotel room fall." It's okay Huggy! Just admit it! This poster certainly ain'ts judging you! So, what was the name of the transvestite hooker?

-EarlJam

CameronBornAndBred · Post by **CameronBornAndBred** » July 24th, 2010, 8:53 pm

EarlJam wrote:
CathyCA wrote:We may never know what caused Humpty Huggy's fall.

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.
No Kidding! Huggins, a man with a known history for partying and run-ins with the law, suddenly finds himself in Vegas with four broken ribs over a "hotel room fall." It's okay Huggy! Just admit it! This poster certainly ain'ts judging you! So, what was the name of the transvestite hooker?

-EarlJam

I'm pretty sure you nailed it right there.

Ima Facultiwyfe · Post by **Ima Facultiwyfe** » July 24th, 2010, 9:03 pm

Now, now, children! Be nice. ;)
Love, Ima

Post by **YmoBeThere** » July 24th, 2010, 10:24 pm

Huggins is infamous in these parts for the all of the DUI's he didn't get.

windsor · Post by **windsor** » July 24th, 2010, 10:45 pm

Perhaps the 'hotel room fall' wasn't IN a hotel room but OUT of a hotel room...via the balcony.

captmojo · Post by **captmojo** » July 25th, 2010, 9:37 am

Warning to Huggins:
This is one of the results that could happen when 'Golden Boys' aren't stopped by the refs.

lawgrad91 · Post by **lawgrad91** » July 25th, 2010, 6:28 pm

I think there's a lot more going on here. I've never known anyone to be admitted to the hospital for broken ribs, unless the person had a punctured lung.

My insurance sure as hell wouldn't pay for an admit on broken ribs alone.

Is "falling over a coffee table" going to be a euphemism for something from now on? Like "hiking the Appalachian trail"?

captmojo · Post by **captmojo** » July 25th, 2010, 6:39 pm

I think he tripped over his lip
While yelling at refs
For not calling fouls
That didn't exist.

I became poetic?

ArkieDukie · Post by **ArkieDukie** » July 25th, 2010, 7:01 pm

captmojo wrote:I think he tripped over his lip
While yelling at refs
For not calling fouls
That didn't exist.

I became poetic?

Maybe you were always a poet
And just didn't know it.

lawgrad91 · Post by **lawgrad91** » July 25th, 2010, 9:00 pm

Love the poetry, Capt. A

or

to you.

http://sports.espn.go.com/ncb/news/story?id=5409041

ESPN says Huggy Bear was originally expected to be released on Saturday, but he will be in several more days for observation (as of Sunday). There's a lot here we don't know. Women giving birth to triplets via Caesarean section don't stay in this long....

TillyGalore · Post by **TillyGalore** » July 27th, 2010, 7:02 pm

Apparently Huffy Bear broke 7 ribs. Wonder if there is some underlying medical issues.

http://sports.espn.go.com/ncb/news/story?id=5412826

captmojo · Post by **captmojo** » July 27th, 2010, 7:31 pm

Like I read elsewhere..."got the snot beat out of him" ?

and a

for good measure

EarlJam · Post by **EarlJam** » July 27th, 2010, 9:00 pm

I heard from an unnamed source that Huggins got ahold of some "bad acid" before going to the casino on the night in question. According to my source, he did a 180 in the hallway on the way to the elevator at the Bellagio and went back to his room. Screaming, he lathered himself in lotion and dressed in one of the rooms robes and fluffy slippers. He then ran down the hallway, got into the elevator and begin insisting that "he was the way."

Upon entering the casino, he ordered five flaming Mohitos. After receiving them, he poured them all over himself, proclaimed himself to be Jesus Christ, then lit himself on fire. Security is reported to have jumped on him at that point, slamming him, side first, into a nearby craps table. This broke the first rib. After this accident, he broke free before being tackled again by security. He fell to the floor and broke his second and third ribs. Just as it seemed he was sedated, he took off running and was promptly tasered. He ripped off all of his clothes, convulsed, screamed, "forgive them, they know not what they do," then slammed into a Lance Cracker vending machine, breaking ribs four, five and six. Tackled again, security handcuffed him and led him down the steps. He tripped, taking the officers with them. This broke his seventh rib. On the seventh rib, he rested.

He then "ascended" into the 7th floor of the nearby hospital, and had his people call the PR people at West Virginia.

That's just what I heard.

-EarlJam

captmojo · Post by **captmojo** » July 27th, 2010, 9:32 pm

EarlJam wrote:... then slammed into a Lance Cracker vending machine, breaking ribs four, five and six.

-EarlJam

Don't go 'round hungry, now!
I could believe this epic.

EarlJam · Post by **EarlJam** » July 27th, 2010, 9:35 pm

captmojo wrote:
EarlJam wrote:... then slammed into a Lance Cracker vending machine, breaking ribs four, five and six.

-EarlJam
Don't go 'round hungry, now!
I could believe this epic.

TOASTCHEE!

HELL YEAH!

-EarlJam

lawgrad91 · Post by **lawgrad91** » July 27th, 2010, 9:39 pm

EJ, that totally makes sense, though I would've guessed cheese on wheat instead of toastchee. Toastchee might not be available in WV, so Huggy's familiarity with it might be limited.

EarlJam · Post by **EarlJam** » July 27th, 2010, 9:46 pm

lawgrad91 wrote:EJ, that totally makes sense, though I would've guessed cheese on wheat instead of toastchee. Toastchee might not be available in WV, so Huggy's familiarity with it might be limited.

Wait one damn minute. You mean......................CAPTAIN'S WAFERS!?

My God man. And yes, I see your point.

-EarlJam

captmojo · Post by **captmojo** » July 27th, 2010, 9:46 pm

If that rascal finds 'Golden Cheddar Popcorn'...I'll get into another fistfight. (see other thread)

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