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EarlJam · Post by **EarlJam** » July 19th, 2010, 8:21 pm

Fuck.

-EJ

lawgrad91 · Post by **lawgrad91** » July 19th, 2010, 8:22 pm

EarlJam wrote:Fuck.

-EJ

What's wrong, EJ?

EarlJam · Post by **EarlJam** » July 19th, 2010, 8:24 pm

lawgrad91 wrote:
EarlJam wrote:Fuck.

-EJ
What's wrong, EJ?

Watching TV. Kirk just got stabbed by an Andorion and is in critical condition. Meanwhile, Spock's dad is also dying. This was just supposed to be some trip transporting ambassadors. Now it's all FUBAR.

Damn. Just damn.

-EarlJam

CameronBornAndBred · Post by **CameronBornAndBred** » July 19th, 2010, 8:25 pm

He's dead, Jim.

EarlJam · Post by **EarlJam** » July 19th, 2010, 8:27 pm

Andorians. Not only are they TOTALLY screwing this mission, their skin is Carolina blue. And now they've put James Tiberius Kirk in the Space Hospital. Personally speaking, they can go fuck themselves.

-EarlJam

EarlJam · Post by **EarlJam** » July 19th, 2010, 8:29 pm

Vulcans are assholes.

-EJ

OZZIE4DUKE · Post by **OZZIE4DUKE** » July 19th, 2010, 8:37 pm

EarlJam wrote:Vulcans are assholes.

-EJ

Vulcans may be schmucks, but they are not assholes. There is a difference, you know!

EarlJam · Post by **EarlJam** » July 19th, 2010, 8:49 pm

OZZIE4DUKE wrote:
EarlJam wrote:Vulcans are assholes.

-EJ
Vulcans may be schmucks, but they are not assholes. There is a difference, you know!

Perhaps. Either way, everything seemed to work itself out.......thank goodness.

The good guys won. May they live long and prosper.

-EJ

Very Duke Blue · Post by **Very Duke Blue** » July 19th, 2010, 8:53 pm

EarlJam wrote:Andorians. Not only are they TOTALLY screwing this mission, their skin is Carolina blue. And now they've put James Tiberius Kirk in the Space Hospital. Personally speaking, they can go fuck themselves.

-EarlJam

If their skin is caronina blue, who gaf?

CathyCA · Post by **CathyCA** » July 19th, 2010, 9:51 pm

Isn't it fun to type those words and not have the word "wanker" appear instead?

lawgrad91 · Post by **lawgrad91** » July 19th, 2010, 9:56 pm

Wanker.

Yeah, it's nice to express all range of emotion without having the thought police bowdlerize your statements.

Ima Facultiwyfe · Post by **Ima Facultiwyfe** » July 19th, 2010, 10:40 pm

When I read your headline I thought maybe your new job had fallen through! There's enough going on around here to make me nervous as a long tailed cat in a room full of rockers. So cut it out!
Love and relief, Ima

CameronBornAndBred · Post by **CameronBornAndBred** » July 19th, 2010, 11:52 pm

Ima Facultiwyfe wrote:When I read your headline I thought maybe your new job had fallen through! There's enough going on around here to make me nervous as a long tailed cat in a room full of rockers. So cut it out!
Love and relief, Ima

I'm pretty sure you joined 99% of us Ima. Kirk can croak for all I care, as long as EJ still has a job!

colchar · Post by **colchar** » July 20th, 2010, 12:29 am

CathyCA wrote:Isn't it fun to type those words and not have the word "wanker" appear instead?

Yep, I fucking love it.

Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuckity, fuck fuck.

EarlJam · Post by **EarlJam** » July 21st, 2010, 10:39 pm

colchar wrote:
CathyCA wrote:Isn't it fun to type those words and not have the word "wanker" appear instead?

Yep, I fucking love it.

Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuckity, fuck fuck.

Fuck Fuck is the song I sung!
Fuck Fuck me and Connie Chung!
Dan Rather coughed up his left lung!
When I stuck it up his bung!

Word!

-EarlJam

P.S. I aplologize.....sort of.

colchar · Post by **colchar** » July 21st, 2010, 10:43 pm

EarlJam wrote:
colchar wrote:
CathyCA wrote:Isn't it fun to type those words and not have the word "wanker" appear instead?

Yep, I fucking love it.

Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuckity, fuck fuck.
Fuck Fuck is the song I sung!
Fuck Fuck me and Connie Chung!
Dan Rather coughed up his left lung!
When I stuck it up his bung!

Word!

-EarlJam

P.S. I aplologize.....sort of.

Dude, I do not need to hear about you and Dan Rather, much less you sticking things up his bung!

EarlJam · Post by **EarlJam** » July 21st, 2010, 10:49 pm

Yep, I fucking love it.

Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuckity, fuck fuck.[/quote]

Fuck Fuck is the song I sung!
Fuck Fuck me and Connie Chung!
Dan Rather coughed up his left lung!
When I stuck it up his bung!

Word!

-EarlJam

P.S. I aplologize.....sort of.

[/quote]

Dude, I do not need to hear about you and Dan Rather, much less you sticking things up his bung![/quote]

Yes you DO, oh yes you DO;
Stick the wick, while sniffin' glue!
Dan Rather was a talkin' head;
But he GAVE it to, in my passion bed!
-EJ

CameronBornAndBred · Post by **CameronBornAndBred** » July 22nd, 2010, 12:53 am

I don't know why...but I laugh every time I see the title of this thread.
Wait, I totally know why. I'm childish. It's funny as hell.

Johnboy · Post by **Johnboy** » July 22nd, 2010, 3:10 pm

CathyCA wrote:Isn't it fun to type those words and not have the word "wanker" appear instead?

Wanker Shit Demon

Shit up my Arse

Fucking Hostile

. . . and by way of apology, here's a kitten chasing string.

OZZIE4DUKE · Post by **OZZIE4DUKE** » July 22nd, 2010, 3:56 pm

Johnboy wrote:
CathyCA wrote:Isn't it fun to type those words and not have the word "wanker" appear instead?
Wanker Shit Demon

Shit up my Arse

Fucking Hostile

. . . and by way of apology, here's a kitten chasing string.

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