It's Time to Play....NAME THAT SONG!

[EarlJam]

Okay, the lyrics from the song are below. They have been thesaurusly altered. See how many songs you can accuratley guessed based on the vexlexed lyrics.

1. Our group is quite youthful. There exists no individual that can communicate to us that we are not correct.

2. However, there is is alcohol in the mixing mechanism, and in a very short period of time, it shall provide me with cold, crystalized mixture that aids me in not giving up.

3. I am curious. This wet stuff that falls from the sky in droplets; have you laid your eyes upon it?

4. I no longer give much weight to what you tell me. This existance and experience belongs to me.

5. Infant return! Put the full responsibility on me, I'm cool with that. I was incorrect, and I will cease to exist if you are not an active participant in my life.

6. Please do not yield to procrastination, because the infatuation for you will fail to hang around if you do so. Golly, infant, I am deeply infatuated with how you carry yourself.

7. Female, you are quite aware that it is factual. Golly, Golly, Golly, I am emotionally and soulfully attached to you.

8. We are quite capable of moving our feet to the music if we so desire. We are also quite capable of removing ourselves from the company of your acquaintances. Because your acquaintances don't move their feet to music, and if they do not move their feet to music, then they are most certainly not the type of individuals that I want to associate myself with on a regular basis.

9. You released an explosive device from above, allowing gravity to let the said explosive device land on me, infant!

10. You are quite simply a variety of four-legged creature with big floopy ears. You lacrimate 24/7.

Have at it!

-EarlJam

[TillyGalore]

1. Love is a Battlefield
5. Baby Come Back

[windsor]

2. Margaritaville
3. Have You Ever Seen The Rain
4. My LIfe (Billy Joel)


Wish I had more time....

[Ima Facultiwyfe]

5. Baby come back!
10. You Ain't nothin but a houndog.
Love, Ima

[colchar]

8. Safety Dance.

[ArkieDukie]

Here are my random guesses:

1. Love is a Battlefield
2. Margaritaville
5. Baby Come Back
7. Girl You Know it's True
9. You Dropped a Bomb on Me

[Lavabe]

9. You Dropped a Bomb on Me (The Gap Band's only great hit)... well, at least the first line matches up.

[colchar]

Where's EJ? We need to know what we've gotten correct and what we haven't.

[bjornolf]

1. Love is a Battlefield
2. Margaritaville
3. Have you seen the rain?
4. My Life
5. Baby Come Back
6. Love Won't Wait (not sure)
7. Girl You Know it's True
8. Safety Dance
9. You Dropped a Bomb on Me (not sure)
10. Hound dog

My wife helped me with two of them.

[EarlJam]

1. Love is a Battlefield
2. Margaritaville
3. Have you seen the rain?
4. My Life
5. Baby Come Back
6. Love Won't Wait (not sure)
7. Girl You Know it's True
8. Safety Dance
9. You Dropped a Bomb on Me (not sure)
10. Hound dog

My wife helped me with two of them.

With the exception of #6, all of these are correct! Hint: #6 was performed by a male singer whose first initial is "P."

-EarlJam