You Might Be a Redneck If...

[rockymtn devil]

...you financed a tattoo.

[cl15876]

You think Genitalia is an Italian airline.

It's NOT????

No , I believe that would be Alitalia...

[colchar]

You think Genitalia is an Italian airline.

Aer Lingus is an Irish airline. Seriously, it really is.

[devildeac]

Your sister is the third generation
of women in your family to conceive
a baby as a result of an alien abduction.

[captmojo]

Aer Lingus is an Irish airline. Seriously, it really is.

Cousin Connie is a flight attendant for them.

[devildeac]

Aer Lingus is an Irish airline. Seriously, it really is.

Cousin Connie is a flight attendant for them.

I did not have the courage to post something like that about Connie being a sister airline but I did share it privately with colchar.

[devildeac]

You think the last words to
The Star Spangled Banner are
"Gentlemen, start your engines."

Should I put this in the NASCAR thread?

[captmojo]

I did not have the courage to post something like that about Connie being a sister airline but I did share it privately with colchar.

I guess our minds are firmly planted in the gutter?
I know mine is.

[EarlJam]

While I am looking for full-time work, I am working part time at Barnes & Noble here in Atlanta. One of my customers today while working the cash registers? Mr. "You may be a redneck, himself, 'Jeff Foxworthy.'"

He was so cool. Seemed just an ordinary guy and extremely nice. He was so "normal" I, at first, just thought it was a dude that looked like Foxworthy.

-EarlJam

[Very Duke Blue]

While I am looking for full-time work, I am working part time at Barnes & Noble here in Atlanta. One of my customers today while working the cash registers? Mr. "You may be a redneck, himself, 'Jeff Foxworthy.'"

He was so cool. Seemed just an ordinary guy and extremely nice. He was so "normal" I, at first, just thought it was a dude that looked like Foxworthy.

-EarlJam

WOW!!! I hope you got his autograph!! That is so cool.

[EarlJam]

While I am looking for full-time work, I am working part time at Barnes & Noble here in Atlanta. One of my customers today while working the cash registers? Mr. "You may be a redneck, himself, 'Jeff Foxworthy.'"

He was so cool. Seemed just an ordinary guy and extremely nice. He was so "normal" I, at first, just thought it was a dude that looked like Foxworthy.

-EarlJam

WOW!!! I hope you got his autograph!! That is so cool.

Well, he DID have to sign the credit card receipt!

-EJ

[Very Duke Blue]

He was so cool. Seemed just an ordinary guy and extremely nice. He was so "normal" I, at first, just thought it was a dude that looked like Foxworthy.

-EarlJam[/quote]

WOW!!! I hope you got his autograph!! That is so cool. [/quote]

Well, he DID have to sign the credit card receipt!

-EJ[/quote]

[CameronBornAndBred]

@ EJ...you keep meeting cool people. By the way..how is B&N? I would think a book store would be pretty cool...and I don't read.

[bjornolf]

While I am looking for full-time work, I am working part time at Barnes & Noble here in Atlanta. One of my customers today while working the cash registers? Mr. "You may be a redneck, himself, 'Jeff Foxworthy.'"

He was so cool. Seemed just an ordinary guy and extremely nice. He was so "normal" I, at first, just thought it was a dude that looked like Foxworthy.

-EarlJam

WOW!!! I hope you got his autograph!! That is so cool.

He dropped out of Georgia Tech, but I believe his brother played football at Duke and graduated. I think his name is Jay.

[devildeac]

While I am looking for full-time work, I am working part time at Barnes & Noble here in Atlanta. One of my customers today while working the cash registers? Mr. "You may be a redneck, himself, 'Jeff Foxworthy.'"

He was so cool. Seemed just an ordinary guy and extremely nice. He was so "normal" I, at first, just thought it was a dude that looked like Foxworthy.

-EarlJam

I saw him after a Braves game one night quite a few years ago. Several of us recognized him as we left the stadium and he was all too willing to joke with us about "You Might Be a Redneck" if you're yukking it up with total strangers while leaving a Braves game...

[CathyCA]

While I am looking for full-time work, I am working part time at Barnes & Noble here in Atlanta. One of my customers today while working the cash registers? Mr. "You may be a redneck, himself, 'Jeff Foxworthy.'"

He was so cool. Seemed just an ordinary guy and extremely nice. He was so "normal" I, at first, just thought it was a dude that looked like Foxworthy.

-EarlJam

Way cool!

[captmojo]

There should be a 'Brush with Celebrity' thread.

[CathyCA]

While I am looking for full-time work, I am working part time at Barnes & Noble here in Atlanta. One of my customers today while working the cash registers? Mr. "You may be a redneck, himself, 'Jeff Foxworthy.'"

He was so cool. Seemed just an ordinary guy and extremely nice. He was so "normal" I, at first, just thought it was a dude that looked like Foxworthy.

-EarlJam

WOW!!! I hope you got his autograph!! That is so cool.

He dropped out of Georgia Tech, but I believe his brother played football at Duke and graduated. I think his name is Jay.

Yes. Jay Foxworthy was a linebacker at Duke. He graduated in 1986.

Jay's affiliation with Duke is one of the reasons that Jeff Foxworthy served as the chair of the Duke Children's Classic for so many years.

[devildeac]

... there is a six-inch gap (or more!) between the bottom of your shirt and the top of your pants.

Quite an image conjured up with that one.

[lawgrad91]

... there is a six-inch gap (or more!) between the bottom of your shirt and the top of your pants.

Quite an image conjured up with that one.

Unfortunately, I have seen this in court.

I suspect, DD, that the person you saw is either a patient of yours, or will be soon enough.