You Might Be a Redneck If...
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devildeac wrote:No , I believe that would be Alitalia...cl15876 wrote:It's NOT????devildeac wrote:You think Genitalia is an Italian airline.
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devildeac wrote:You think Genitalia is an Italian airline.
Aer Lingus is an Irish airline. Seriously, it really is.
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Your sister is the third generation
of women in your family to conceive
a baby as a result of an alien abduction.
of women in your family to conceive
a baby as a result of an alien abduction.
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Cousin Connie is a flight attendant for them.colchar wrote:
Aer Lingus is an Irish airline. Seriously, it really is.
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I did not have the courage to post something like that about Connie being a sister airline but I did share it privately with colchar.captmojo wrote:Cousin Connie is a flight attendant for them.colchar wrote:
Aer Lingus is an Irish airline. Seriously, it really is.
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You think the last words to
The Star Spangled Banner are
"Gentlemen, start your engines."
Should I put this in the NASCAR thread?
The Star Spangled Banner are
"Gentlemen, start your engines."
Should I put this in the NASCAR thread?
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I guess our minds are firmly planted in the gutter?devildeac wrote: I did not have the courage to post something like that about Connie being a sister airline but I did share it privately with colchar.
I know mine is.
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While I am looking for full-time work, I am working part time at Barnes & Noble here in Atlanta. One of my customers today while working the cash registers? Mr. "You may be a redneck, himself, 'Jeff Foxworthy.'"
He was so cool. Seemed just an ordinary guy and extremely nice. He was so "normal" I, at first, just thought it was a dude that looked like Foxworthy.
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He was so cool. Seemed just an ordinary guy and extremely nice. He was so "normal" I, at first, just thought it was a dude that looked like Foxworthy.
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WOW!!! I hope you got his autograph!! That is so cool.EarlJam wrote:While I am looking for full-time work, I am working part time at Barnes & Noble here in Atlanta. One of my customers today while working the cash registers? Mr. "You may be a redneck, himself, 'Jeff Foxworthy.'"
He was so cool. Seemed just an ordinary guy and extremely nice. He was so "normal" I, at first, just thought it was a dude that looked like Foxworthy.
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Well, he DID have to sign the credit card receipt!Very Duke Blue wrote:WOW!!! I hope you got his autograph!! That is so cool.EarlJam wrote:While I am looking for full-time work, I am working part time at Barnes & Noble here in Atlanta. One of my customers today while working the cash registers? Mr. "You may be a redneck, himself, 'Jeff Foxworthy.'"
He was so cool. Seemed just an ordinary guy and extremely nice. He was so "normal" I, at first, just thought it was a dude that looked like Foxworthy.
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He was so cool. Seemed just an ordinary guy and extremely nice. He was so "normal" I, at first, just thought it was a dude that looked like Foxworthy.
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WOW!!! I hope you got his autograph!! That is so cool. [/quote]
Well, he DID have to sign the credit card receipt!
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WOW!!! I hope you got his autograph!! That is so cool. [/quote]
Well, he DID have to sign the credit card receipt!
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@ EJ...you keep meeting cool people. By the way..how is B&N? I would think a book store would be pretty cool...and I don't read.
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He dropped out of Georgia Tech, but I believe his brother played football at Duke and graduated. I think his name is Jay.Very Duke Blue wrote:WOW!!! I hope you got his autograph!! That is so cool.EarlJam wrote:While I am looking for full-time work, I am working part time at Barnes & Noble here in Atlanta. One of my customers today while working the cash registers? Mr. "You may be a redneck, himself, 'Jeff Foxworthy.'"
He was so cool. Seemed just an ordinary guy and extremely nice. He was so "normal" I, at first, just thought it was a dude that looked like Foxworthy.
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I saw him after a Braves game one night quite a few years ago. Several of us recognized him as we left the stadium and he was all too willing to joke with us about "You Might Be a Redneck" if you're yukking it up with total strangers while leaving a Braves game...EarlJam wrote:While I am looking for full-time work, I am working part time at Barnes & Noble here in Atlanta. One of my customers today while working the cash registers? Mr. "You may be a redneck, himself, 'Jeff Foxworthy.'"
He was so cool. Seemed just an ordinary guy and extremely nice. He was so "normal" I, at first, just thought it was a dude that looked like Foxworthy.
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Way cool!EarlJam wrote:While I am looking for full-time work, I am working part time at Barnes & Noble here in Atlanta. One of my customers today while working the cash registers? Mr. "You may be a redneck, himself, 'Jeff Foxworthy.'"
He was so cool. Seemed just an ordinary guy and extremely nice. He was so "normal" I, at first, just thought it was a dude that looked like Foxworthy.
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There should be a 'Brush with Celebrity' thread.
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Yes. Jay Foxworthy was a linebacker at Duke. He graduated in 1986.bjornolf wrote:He dropped out of Georgia Tech, but I believe his brother played football at Duke and graduated. I think his name is Jay.Very Duke Blue wrote:WOW!!! I hope you got his autograph!! That is so cool.EarlJam wrote:While I am looking for full-time work, I am working part time at Barnes & Noble here in Atlanta. One of my customers today while working the cash registers? Mr. "You may be a redneck, himself, 'Jeff Foxworthy.'"
He was so cool. Seemed just an ordinary guy and extremely nice. He was so "normal" I, at first, just thought it was a dude that looked like Foxworthy.
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Jay's affiliation with Duke is one of the reasons that Jeff Foxworthy served as the chair of the Duke Children's Classic for so many years.
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... there is a six-inch gap (or more!) between the bottom of your shirt and the top of your pants.
Quite an image conjured up with that one.
Quite an image conjured up with that one.
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Unfortunately, I have seen this in court.devildeac wrote:... there is a six-inch gap (or more!) between the bottom of your shirt and the top of your pants.
Quite an image conjured up with that one.
I suspect, DD, that the person you saw is either a patient of yours, or will be soon enough.
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