A New Term...

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A New Term...

Post by EarlJam » April 24th, 2010, 9:43 pm

Mysterectomy - N. - A planned conversation that results in the successful extraction of the truth. This is usually performed after one person, for an extended period of time, notices an attitude change in another person close to them. The successful Mysterectomy extracts the truth, thus FINALLY revealing the real nature of they change of behavior.

Example: "Man, my wife stopped talking to me for weeks, yet she was buying brand new lingerie. I didn't understand it! Finally, I decided to perform a no-holes-barred mysterectomy on her, and in doing so, I found my way to the truth. She was FonkFunking STEVE! At least now, armed with the truth, I can move on. Thank you Mysterectomy!"

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Re: A New Term...

Post by CameronBornAndBred » April 25th, 2010, 12:43 am

I like it.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p ... sterectomy
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Re: A New Term...

Post by CameronBornAndBred » April 25th, 2010, 12:47 am

On this page there is a painting called "Mysterectomy"

http://www.johnwhitehead-art.com/large-paintings-2-2
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Re: A New Term...

Post by Very Duke Blue » April 25th, 2010, 9:02 am

CameronBornAndBred wrote:On this page there is a painting called "Mysterectomy"

http://www.johnwhitehead-art.com/large-paintings-2-2
Gross painting. Yuk. :( A waste of talent. IMO. :(
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Re: A New Term...

Post by CameronBornAndBred » April 25th, 2010, 11:18 am

Very Duke Blue wrote:
CameronBornAndBred wrote:On this page there is a painting called "Mysterectomy"

http://www.johnwhitehead-art.com/large-paintings-2-2
Gross painting. Yuk. :( A waste of talent. IMO. :(
I agree. He can paint, but I wouldn't want what he paints on my walls.
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Re: A New Term...

Post by fordgrl00 » April 25th, 2010, 11:29 am

CameronBornAndBred wrote:
Very Duke Blue wrote:
CameronBornAndBred wrote:On this page there is a painting called "Mysterectomy"

http://www.johnwhitehead-art.com/large-paintings-2-2
Gross painting. Yuk. :( A waste of talent. IMO. :(
I agree. He can paint, but I wouldn't want what he paints on my walls.

You should have included a warning with this link... That is gonna harm me for a long time.... :Boo:
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Re: A New Term...

Post by Ima Facultiwyfe » April 25th, 2010, 2:43 pm

Haven't looked. Guess I won't. :Stop:
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Re: A New Term...

Post by ArkieDukie » April 25th, 2010, 5:56 pm

What Ima said. :D
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Re: A New Term...

Post by DukieInKansas » April 25th, 2010, 7:23 pm

Ima and AD are very smart women. I'm following their lead.
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Re: A New Term...

Post by CathyCA » April 25th, 2010, 8:03 pm

I looked. The rest of you shouldn't. :facepalm2:
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Re: A New Term...

Post by OZZIE4DUKE » April 25th, 2010, 8:57 pm

CathyCA wrote:I looked. The rest of you shouldn't. :facepalm2:
I looked too. Don't if you haven't yet.
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Re: A New Term...

Post by devildeac » April 26th, 2010, 5:37 pm

Disturbing.

Highly disturbing.
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