Darwin Award Contender

colchar · Post by **colchar** » March 12th, 2010, 11:16 am

A couple of years ago our provincial police did a safe driving blitz aimed at catching people doing stupid shit while driving. One of the people caught was a woman who was eating a bowl of cereal and doing her makeup while driving. Until now, I had thought that nobody could be dumber than her. I was wrong. The woman in the story linked below definitely beats her - by a fuckin' mile:

http://www.torontosun.com/news/weird/20 ... 67446.html

bjornolf · Post by **bjornolf** » March 12th, 2010, 11:25 am

colchar wrote:A couple of years ago our provincial police did a safe driving blitz aimed at catching people doing stupid shit while driving. One of the people caught was a woman who was eating a bowl of cereal and doing her makeup while driving. Until now, I had thought that nobody could be dumber than her. I was wrong. The woman in the story linked below definitely beats her - by a fuckin' mile:

http://www.torontosun.com/news/weird/20 ... 67446.html

Wow, where are the crime scene photos of that one? ;) Seriously though, she's lucky she didn't cut a chunk out of herself.

CameronBornAndBred · Post by **CameronBornAndBred** » March 12th, 2010, 11:29 am

The most screwed up part to me is that it's her ex-husband driving with her to meet her boyfriend.

CathyCA · Post by **CathyCA** » March 12th, 2010, 11:41 am

Wait a minute! She was behind the wheel, engaged in landscaping on the way to see her boyfriend while her ex-Husband was in the passenger seat controlling the wheel?

This is problematic on so many levels!

TillyGalore · Post by **TillyGalore** » March 12th, 2010, 11:41 am

CameronBornAndBred wrote:The most screwed up part to me is that it's her ex-husband driving with her to meet her boyfriend.

I was thinking the same thing.

colchar · Post by **colchar** » March 12th, 2010, 11:58 am

CameronBornAndBred wrote:The most screwed up part to me is that it's her ex-husband driving with her to meet her boyfriend.

Yeah, I noticed that too. Un-freakin-believable.

DukieInKansas · Post by **DukieInKansas** » March 12th, 2010, 12:02 pm

I'm thinking her boyfriend's name just might be John.

colchar · Post by **colchar** » March 12th, 2010, 12:07 pm

DukieInKansas wrote:I'm thinking her boyfriend's name just might be John.

Hmmm, a definite possibility.

CameronBornAndBred · Post by **CameronBornAndBred** » March 12th, 2010, 12:16 pm

DukieInKansas wrote:I'm thinking her boyfriend's name just might be John.

My first thought.

Miles · Post by **Miles** » March 12th, 2010, 2:08 pm

I'm not even sure where to start.
While driving?
With your exhusband on the way to meet your boyfriend?
No water?
No shaving cream?

Barbaric.

cl15876 · Post by **cl15876** » March 12th, 2010, 2:14 pm

CathyCA wrote:Wait a minute! She was behind the wheel, engaged in landscaping on the way to see her boyfriend while her ex-Husband was in the passenger seat controlling the wheel?

This is problematic on so many levels!

LOL!!!!!

cl15876 · Post by **cl15876** » March 12th, 2010, 2:15 pm

CameronBornAndBred wrote:
DukieInKansas wrote:I'm thinking her boyfriend's name just might be John.
My first thought.

This after a DWI the day before!!!!

Lavabe · Post by **Lavabe** » March 12th, 2010, 7:05 pm

And here I thought this was going to be about those crazy Canadians!

colchar · Post by **colchar** » March 13th, 2010, 11:33 am

Lavabe wrote:And here I thought this was going to be about those crazy Canadians!

Nah, you Yanks seem to have a monopoly on the Darwin awards ;)

devildeac · Post by **devildeac** » March 13th, 2010, 1:24 pm

CathyCA wrote:Wait a minute! She was behind the wheel, engaged in landscaping on the way to see her boyfriend while her ex-Husband was in the passenger seat controlling the wheel?

This is problematic on so many levels!

Landscaping?

bjornolf · Post by **bjornolf** » March 13th, 2010, 1:28 pm

Gee, I wonder where the ex-husband's eyes were when they crashed?

devildeac · Post by **devildeac** » March 13th, 2010, 1:31 pm

bjornolf wrote:Gee, I wonder where the ex-husband's eyes were when they crashed?

I guess surveying the "landscape."

CathyCA · Post by **CathyCA** » March 13th, 2010, 2:10 pm

devildeac wrote:
CathyCA wrote:Wait a minute! She was behind the wheel, engaged in landscaping on the way to see her boyfriend while her ex-Husband was in the passenger seat controlling the wheel?

This is problematic on so many levels!

Landscaping?

Landscaping.

devildeac · Post by **devildeac** » March 13th, 2010, 3:51 pm

CathyCA wrote:
devildeac wrote:
CathyCA wrote:Wait a minute! She was behind the wheel, engaged in landscaping on the way to see her boyfriend while her ex-Husband was in the passenger seat controlling the wheel?

This is problematic on so many levels!

Landscaping?
Landscaping.

Oh, I figured it out. I had never heard that application before.

colchar · Post by **colchar** » March 13th, 2010, 4:06 pm

devildeac wrote:
CathyCA wrote:Wait a minute! She was behind the wheel, engaged in landscaping on the way to see her boyfriend while her ex-Husband was in the passenger seat controlling the wheel?

This is problematic on so many levels!

Landscaping?

Yep. And good landscaping is always essential.

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