Time to Play America's Favorite Game - Name that Song!

[EarlJam]

Name the song based on the alternate lyrics given below. Only the lyrics, not the meaning of them, have been altered.

Example: "See you later banana colored brick pathway for transportation" = "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road."

1. It has happened yet again; a person has chomped on the tiny particles of matter.

2. I am going to render you unconscious. The person that gave birth to me instructed me to render you unconscious.

3. Hello attractive person. What are you preparing in the kitchen?

4. She fabricates a story and informs others that she is still deeply infatuated with the guy; despite her efforts, she has failed to find a more qualified male.

5. In grades 9-12, I was not very popular and my grades sucked too. I never even kissed a girl. But then, my fellow male classmates informed me of all the things I was not getting.

6. Could you give me lift to the glorious metro area, where the herbage is green and the females are highly attractive. Golly, is it possible that you will take me to this place I call my permanent residence?

7. The lady was a rapidly moving mechanical object. She was diligent about the maintenance of her power source. In fact, she was by far the most attractive dad gum female that I had ever laid my eyes upon.

8. With the artificial light source powered down, it is far less hazardous. Well, we are all present. Show us a good time!

9. There is a chance that you are correct; indeed, I may be mentally unstable. Consider, however, that there is a chance that a mentally unstable person is exactly the type of person you may be seeking.

10. I am desirous of grasping you phalanges.

Good Luck!

-EarlJam

[wilson]

Name the song based on the alternate lyrics given below. Only the lyrics, not the meaning of them, have been altered.

Example: "See you later banana colored brick pathway for transportation" = "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road."

1. It has happened yet again; a person has chomped on the tiny particles of matter.

2. I am going to render you unconscious. The person that gave birth to me instructed me to render you unconscious.

3. Hello attractive person. What are you preparing in the kitchen?

4. She fabricates a story and informs others that she is still deeply infatuated with the guy; despite her efforts, she has failed to find a more qualified male.

5. In grades 9-12, I was not very popular and my grades sucked too. I never even kissed a girl. But then, my fellow male classmates informed me of all the things I was not getting.

6. Could you give me lift to the glorious metro area, where the herbage is green and the females are highly attractive. Golly, is it possible that you will take me to this place I call my permanent residence?

7. The lady was a rapidly moving mechanical object. She was diligent about the maintenance of her power source. In fact, she was by far the most attractive dad gum female that I had ever laid my eyes upon.

8. With the artificial light source powered down, it is far less hazardous. Well, we are all present. Show us a good time!

9. There is a chance that you are correct; indeed, I may be mentally unstable. Consider, however, that there is a chance that a mentally unstable person is exactly the type of person you may be seeking.

10. I am desirous of grasping you phalanges.

Good Luck!

-EarlJam

1. Queen, 'Another One Bites the Dust'
3. Hank Williams, 'Hey Good Lookin''
6. Guns 'n' Roses, 'Paradise City'
9. Billy Joel, 'You May Be Right; I May Be Crazy'
10. The Beatles, 'I Wanna Hold Your Hand'

[EarlJam]

Name the song based on the alternate lyrics given below. Only the lyrics, not the meaning of them, have been altered.

Example: "See you later banana colored brick pathway for transportation" = "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road."

1. It has happened yet again; a person has chomped on the tiny particles of matter.

2. I am going to render you unconscious. The person that gave birth to me instructed me to render you unconscious.

3. Hello attractive person. What are you preparing in the kitchen?

4. She fabricates a story and informs others that she is still deeply infatuated with the guy; despite her efforts, she has failed to find a more qualified male.

5. In grades 9-12, I was not very popular and my grades sucked too. I never even kissed a girl. But then, my fellow male classmates informed me of all the things I was not getting.

6. Could you give me lift to the glorious metro area, where the herbage is green and the females are highly attractive. Golly, is it possible that you will take me to this place I call my permanent residence?

7. The lady was a rapidly moving mechanical object. She was diligent about the maintenance of her power source. In fact, she was by far the most attractive dad gum female that I had ever laid my eyes upon.

8. With the artificial light source powered down, it is far less hazardous. Well, we are all present. Show us a good time!

9. There is a chance that you are correct; indeed, I may be mentally unstable. Consider, however, that there is a chance that a mentally unstable person is exactly the type of person you may be seeking.

10. I am desirous of grasping you phalanges.

Good Luck!

-EarlJam

1. Queen, 'Another One Bites the Dust'
3. Hank Williams, 'Hey Good Lookin''
6. Guns 'n' Roses, 'Paradise City'
9. Billy Joel, 'You May Be Right; I May Be Crazy'
10. The Beatles, 'I Wanna Hold Your Hand'

Snap. That was fast. Well done. Half are knocked out!

[Miles]

Name the song based on the alternate lyrics given below. Only the lyrics, not the meaning of them, have been altered.

Example: "See you later banana colored brick pathway for transportation" = "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road."

1. It has happened yet again; a person has chomped on the tiny particles of matter.
2. I am going to render you unconscious. The person that gave birth to me instructed me to render you unconscious.
3. Hello attractive person. What are you preparing in the kitchen?
4. She fabricates a story and informs others that she is still deeply infatuated with the guy; despite her efforts, she has failed to find a more qualified male.
5. In grades 9-12, I was not very popular and my grades sucked too. I never even kissed a girl. But then, my fellow male classmates informed me of all the things I was not getting.
6. Could you give me lift to the glorious metro area, where the herbage is green and the females are highly attractive. Golly, is it possible that you will take me to this place I call my permanent residence?
7. The lady was a rapidly moving mechanical object. She was diligent about the maintenance of her power source. In fact, she was by far the most attractive dad gum female that I had ever laid my eyes upon.
8. With the artificial light source powered down, it is far less hazardous. Well, we are all present. Show us a good time!
9. There is a chance that you are correct; indeed, I may be mentally unstable. Consider, however, that there is a chance that a mentally unstable person is exactly the type of person you may be seeking.
10. I am desirous of grasping you phalanges.

Good Luck!

-EarlJam

2. Mama Said Knock You Out - LL Cool J
7. You Shook Me All Night Long - AC/DC
8. Smells Like Teen Spirit - Nirvana

[EarlJam]

Name the song based on the alternate lyrics given below. Only the lyrics, not the meaning of them, have been altered.

Example: "See you later banana colored brick pathway for transportation" = "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road."

1. It has happened yet again; a person has chomped on the tiny particles of matter.
2. I am going to render you unconscious. The person that gave birth to me instructed me to render you unconscious.
3. Hello attractive person. What are you preparing in the kitchen?
4. She fabricates a story and informs others that she is still deeply infatuated with the guy; despite her efforts, she has failed to find a more qualified male.
5. In grades 9-12, I was not very popular and my grades sucked too. I never even kissed a girl. But then, my fellow male classmates informed me of all the things I was not getting.
6. Could you give me lift to the glorious metro area, where the herbage is green and the females are highly attractive. Golly, is it possible that you will take me to this place I call my permanent residence?
7. The lady was a rapidly moving mechanical object. She was diligent about the maintenance of her power source. In fact, she was by far the most attractive dad gum female that I had ever laid my eyes upon.
8. With the artificial light source powered down, it is far less hazardous. Well, we are all present. Show us a good time!
9. There is a chance that you are correct; indeed, I may be mentally unstable. Consider, however, that there is a chance that a mentally unstable person is exactly the type of person you may be seeking.
10. I am desirous of grasping you phalanges.

Good Luck!

-EarlJam

2. Mama Said Knock You Out - LL Cool J
7. You Shook Me All Night Long - AC/DC
8. Smells Like Teen Spirit - Nirvana

Excellent. Only 4 & 5 remain unsolved.

[wilson]

Excellent. Only 4 & 5 remain unsolved.

4. Pearl Jam, 'Better Man'

[EarlJam]

Excellent. Only 4 & 5 remain unsolved.

4. Pearl Jam, 'Better Man'

Yep! Only #5 remains.

-EJ

[colchar]

#5 is easy - Walk This Way by Aerosmith.

[EarlJam]

#5 is easy - Walk This Way by Aerosmith.

Das ist richtig!

-Herr EarlJam