Inappropriate Emoticon Use

[EarlJam]

So I get an e-mail from a friend today. I won't write of the subject matter, but I will say that the emoticon he used at the end of it most certainly did NOT "fit" the content of the e-mail. I found it funny, as the subject was not life or death or anything too serious.

Have any of you experienced this? Maybe from time to time we should just use inappropriate emoticons for the hell of it. For example:

Dear Steve,

Man. I am writing to you from the DeKalb County Detention Center. I only have five minutes. Sucks dude. I woke up at 4:00 a.m. face down in a drainage ditch on the service road by I-85. You know, over near Big Buck's Bison Burgers? Anyway, my pants were at my knees. But what woke me up? A cop. Yeah. a fuckin' cop. His flashlight. He pulled me up by my belt buckle and let me pull my pants up before immediately hand-cuffing me. I was wet and muddy, as it had been raining all night you know. So I make a motion with my right shoulder to try in vain to get the itchy grass, mud, and what I can only assume to be rodent urine off the side of my face when suddenly officer whatever tasers me. No shit. He tasered me man! Being tasered is bad enough. Tasered when wet, half naked, drunk and wearing a bra, well.....holy shit man. He accused me of assaulting a police officer. Bull-fucking-shit. I was handcuffed dude! Anyway, when I came to, the officer showed me the car I had stolen. It was upside down about 50 yards in front of me in the ditch. Well, oh. Here they come. I gotta go. Dude, I'm in HUGE trouble. Vince is working on my bail now. Pray. Talk soon. I love you man.

-Greg

[CameronBornAndBred]

-Greg

[Very Duke Blue]

Is Greg your brother or cousin? Who ever he is shouldn't take like so serious.

[Miles]

I thought the dancing banana was appropriate.

[Miles]

[Miles]

Talk about inappropriate.

[CameronBornAndBred]

Miles is trying to give us seizures.

[Very Duke Blue]

Miles, for all the :obscene- You only got 2 post.

[CameronBornAndBred]

Miles, for all the :obscene- You only got 2 post.

[Lavabe]

[captmojo]

You'd only get blue stuff all over the place.
Probably not inappropriate...

[DukeUsul]

You know, I thought the motto of these boards was "There is no such thing as inappropriate emoticon use."

And then I saw Miles' post....

[Miles]

You know, I thought the motto of these boards was "There is no such thing as inappropriate emoticon use."

And then I saw Miles' post....

:-D

[OZZIE4DUKE]

Miles, for all the :obscene- You only got 2 post.

I'm tempted to delete them...

[EarlJam]

I looked at Miles' post at 6:00 p.m. and the next thing I know I woke up at halftime, sweating, with soiled underwear. I had a seizure. Jesus Miles. I mean, damn. Shit dude.

-EarlJam

[Miles]

I looked at Miles' post at 6:00 p.m. and the next thing I know I woke up at halftime, sweating, with soiled underwear. I had a seizure. Jesus Miles. I mean, damn. Shit dude.

-EarlJam

You are welcome. This time was free, next time it will cost you.

[devildeac]

Talk about inappropriate.

I now have a seizure disorder and need to start medication. Thanks, man. If I were you, I'd have a taste-tester for your next trip to Brunchgate.

[Very Duke Blue]

DD will not be left our

[colchar]

Fuck me. I hope nobody with epilepsy sees that post.

ETA: I should've read the rest of the posts in this thread before posting my comments. Seems several people beat me to it.

[DukeUsul]

Dammit people why do you keep including Miles' post in your replies!!!! Gaaaaaah!!! My eyes my eyes!!!!!