I'd Like to Buy the World a Coke...

[EarlJam]

...but unfortunately, at about $1.25 a bottle, it would cost around $8,335,000,000.

I just don't have that kind of cash.

So much for world peace.

-EarlJam

[CameronBornAndBred]

You couldn't even afford it if you chopped off your pinkie toe.

[Rolvix]

Pepsi is better.

[CameronBornAndBred]

Pepsi is better.

[devildeac]

...but unfortunately, at about $1.25 a bottle, it would cost around $8,335,000,000.

I just don't have that kind of cash.

So much for world peace.

-EarlJam

Not if you went to Harris Tweeter when they had a buy 2/get 3 free promotion... :roll:

[Lavabe]

Pepsi is better.

Proof that something must be up with wilson... a LACK of a response from him.

[cl15876]

Pepsi is better.

Proof that something must be up with wilson... a LACK of a response from him.

I was thinking the same thing!!!!

[gadzooks]

Dude, you're going about it all wrong. It's buy the world *A* Coke. It's up to them to figure out how to split it.

[cl15876]

Dude, you're going about it all wrong. It's buy the world *A* Coke. It's up to them to figure out how to split it.

[knights68]

...but unfortunately, at about $1.25 a bottle, it would cost around $8,335,000,000.

I just don't have that kind of cash.

So much for world peace.

-EarlJam

Technically, "Buy the World A coke" would involve only the aforementioned $1.25 or so, right?
you've inspired me. For world peace, I am gonna go out and buy the world A coke in a few minutes.
Or perhaps a Pepsi for a moderate reduction on strife and violence in the world?
I could get the world a Dr. Pepper for Sundays and rotating Tuesdays without violence resulting in deaths.... and maybe limited corruption.
Or generic brand soft drink for the world,cover my head and hope for the best

[DukieInKansas]

Pepsi is better.

On behalf of Wilson and other right thinking individuals, the above sentiments are just wrong!

[Lavabe]

The thread title vaguely reminds me of middle school graduation practice xx years ago, in which we all sang the stupid song. We were so annoyed with singing this song that in practice we emphasized the wrong syllables in the verse:
"... and furnish it with love."

The choral director decided not to include the song in the ceremony.

Wise move.

[CathyCA]

The thread title vaguely reminds me of middle school graduation practice xx years ago, in which we all sang the stupid song. We were so annoyed with singing this song that in practice we emphasized the wrong syllables in the verse:
"... and furnish it with love."

The choral director decided not to include the song in the ceremony.

Wise move.

Okay. This morning our choir sang, "God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen." There is a verse in the song:

In Bethlehem, in Israel, this blessed Babe was born,
And laid within a manger upon this blessed morn;
That which His mother Mary did nothing take in scorn.
O tidings of comfort and joy, comfort and joy,
O tidings of comfort and joy.

At rehearsal, our choir director had to remind us to over-pronounce the first H in "which" because it sounded like we were singing "That witch his mother. . ."

[cl15876]

.... over-pronounce the first H in "which" because it sounded like we were singing "That witch his mother. . ."

OMG, Did I just hear what I think I heard, as I lean over to CathyCA's mom and for confirmation I have Christian pulling at me, did you just hear that as he is ????? Uh... I think they meant which .... ;)

[EarlJam]

Dude, you're going about it all wrong. It's buy the world *A* Coke. It's up to them to figure out how to split it.

Seriously, this is BRILLIANT! World Peace at 1/6.5 Billionth the cost!

-EJ

[EarlJam]

...but unfortunately, at about $1.25 a bottle, it would cost around $8,335,000,000.

I just don't have that kind of cash.

So much for world peace.

-EarlJam

Technically, "Buy the World A coke" would involve only the aforementioned $1.25 or so, right?
you've inspired me. For world peace, I am gonna go out and buy the world A coke in a few minutes.
Or perhaps a Pepsi for a moderate reduction on strife and violence in the world?
I could get the world a Dr. Pepper for Sundays and rotating Tuesdays without violence resulting in deaths.... and maybe limited corruption.
Or generic brand soft drink for the world,cover my head and hope for the best

This is a Post Classic! LOL!!! Seems a "MELLO Yellow" sith an "AQUAfina" would serve well at perhaps easing national tensions Wednesdays through Sundays in international waters in the northern hemisphere?

-EJ

[TillyGalore]

The thread title vaguely reminds me of middle school graduation practice xx years ago, in which we all sang the stupid song. We were so annoyed with singing this song that in practice we emphasized the wrong syllables in the verse:
"... and furnish it with love."

The choral director decided not to include the song in the ceremony.

Wise move.

Okay. This morning our choir sang, "God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen." There is a verse in the song:

In Bethlehem, in Israel, this blessed Babe was born,
And laid within a manger upon this blessed morn;
That which His mother Mary did nothing take in scorn.
O tidings of comfort and joy, comfort and joy,
O tidings of comfort and joy.

At rehearsal, our choir director had to remind us to over-pronounce the first H in "which" because it sounded like we were singing "That witch his mother. . ."

This reminds me of a line in Handel's Messiah, "We, like sheep". Only I hear it as "we like sheep". I think they're okay, not sure I want one, but hey, different strokes for different folks.

[CameronBornAndBred]

This reminds me of a line in Handel's Messiah, "We, like sheep". Only I hear it as "we like sheep". I think they're okay, not sure I want one, but hey, different strokes for different folks.

That depends on just how different the strokes are. Some folks like sheep too much.

[CathyCA]

Another pronunciation issue song. We weren't pronouncing the P in sheep, so it sounded like "All we like she." When the choir director pointed that out to us we began spitting out the P" "All we like sheeP."

(For those of you unfamiliar with that chorus, the next line is "have gone astray-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay."

I always thought we should sing sheep sounds instead: "bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah."

[DukieInKansas]

The thread title vaguely reminds me of middle school graduation practice xx years ago, in which we all sang the stupid song. We were so annoyed with singing this song that in practice we emphasized the wrong syllables in the verse:
"... and furnish it with love."

The choral director decided not to include the song in the ceremony.

Wise move.

Okay. This morning our choir sang, "God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen." There is a verse in the song:

In Bethlehem, in Israel, this blessed Babe was born,
And laid within a manger upon this blessed morn;
That which His mother Mary did nothing take in scorn.
O tidings of comfort and joy, comfort and joy,
O tidings of comfort and joy.

At rehearsal, our choir director had to remind us to over-pronounce the first H in "which" because it sounded like we were singing "That witch his mother. . ."

This reminds me of a line in Handel's Messiah, "We, like sheep". Only I hear it as "we like sheep". I think they're okay, not sure I want one, but hey, different strokes for different folks.

I think they're delicious!