Tiger

[knights68]

I am shocked, simply shocked that no one has started a "Tiger Jokes" thread either here or over yonder. Just sayin'... ;) :roll:

The police asked Tiger's wife how many times she hit him. "I can't remember," Elin said, "just put me down for a 5."

[bjornolf]

I am shocked, simply shocked that no one has started a "Tiger Jokes" thread either here or over yonder. Just sayin'... ;) :roll:

The police asked Tiger's wife how many times she hit him. "I can't remember," Elin said, "just put me down for a 5."

Eh, I'd go for a snowman on that one. ;)

[devildeac]

I am shocked, simply shocked that no one has started a "Tiger Jokes" thread either here or over yonder. Just sayin'... ;) :roll:

The police asked Tiger's wife how many times she hit him. "I can't remember," Elin said, "just put me down for a 5."

Good start.

[devildeac]

Q: What do Tiger Woods in the rough and Tiger Woods in an Escalade have in common?

A: He can get out of both of them with a 5 iron.

[knights68]

Did you hear Nike's new motto? Just do me.

[CathyCA]

Q: What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?

A: Santa stops after 3 HOs.

[ArkieDukie]

Q: What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?

A: Santa stops after 3 HOs.

[OZZIE4DUKE]

Q: What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?

A: Santa stops after 3 HOs.

That's very cute!

[cl15876]

Q: What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?

A: Santa stops after 3 HOs.

[devildeac]

Q: What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?

A: Santa stops after 3 HOs.

There's another difference, too.

Q: When Santa says, "Ho, Ho, Ho," what does Tiger say?





A: "Where, Where, Where,"

[Ima Facultiwyfe]

I give up.

[CameronBornAndBred]

I give up.

Elin gives up, too.
http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2009/ ... egren.html

[cl15876]

I give up.

Elin gives up, too.
http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2009/ ... egren.html

I am soo sick about hearing about this cheating bastard!!!!! I thought he was an alright golfer ( due to his history of practice and honoring and dedication to his father, .... but after all this crap, ... total loss of respect and then I heard today (paraphrase) that apparently he has been fighting this aspect of his life because his Dad was apparently the same way, OMG.... talking about passing the buck.... Take some fricken responsibility for yourself and finally be all that you can be.....

On an alternative note... 1 of the late comedians said recently something like, man, just think if he didn't have all the distractions of the women in the crowd watching him to distract him into thinking "God please don't let her say anything about the other night" which really could screw UP his game, so without that guilt... imagine what he could have been ... (had he been an honorable and trustworthy individual)!!!!!

[Lavabe]

I give up.

Elin gives up, too.
http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2009/ ... egren.html

I give up too.

[throatybeard]

AT&T just dropped him.

Two econ professors at Cal-Davis have estimated that Tiger has cost shareholders in the companies he endorses anywhere from $5B to $12B. Astonishing numbers:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/34622961/ns ... ports_biz/

[Lavabe]

AT&T just dropped him.

Two econ professors at Cal-Davis have estimated that Tiger has cost shareholders in the companies he endorses anywhere from $5B to $12B. Astonishing numbers:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/34622961/ns ... ports_biz/

Is it Tiger or is it the Verizon ad campaign that is costing AT&T?
http://www.dailyfinance.com/story/compa ... o/19223285

I got to admit that the "Island of Misfit Toys" ad was pretty funny. The MAP campaign is pretty effective.

[throatybeard]

It sure beats Luke Wilson throwing postcards around.

Or worse, Luke Wilson headless, on presently during the Sugar Bowl.

How does AT&T think this is effective pushback?

[CameronBornAndBred]

It sure beats Luke Wilson throwing postcards around.

Or worse, Luke Wilson headless, on presently during the orange bowl.

How does AT&T think this is effective pushback?

I hate the Luke Wilson ads.

[Lavabe]

Here's an odd thought about AT&T. Instead of suing Verizon for its ads about the AT&T network, and paying Tiger:
FIX YOUR NETWORK!!

Ya know, if you enhanced your network instead of kvetching about ads that discuss it, MAYBE you'd turn a profit.

THEN you could run your Luke Wilson ads. Or perhaps hire the UPS longhaired dude. Or Flo. Or maybe an animatronic gecko. Or maybe even Tiger.

Just sayin'.

[OZZIE4DUKE]

Here's an odd thought about AT&T. Instead of suing Verizon for its ads about the AT&T network, and paying Tiger:
FIX YOUR NETWORK!!

Ya know, if you enhanced your network instead of kvetching about ads that discuss it, MAYBE you'd turn a profit.

THEN you could run your Luke Wilson ads. Or perhaps hire the UPS longhaired dude. Or Flo. Or maybe an animatronic gecko. Or maybe even Tiger.

Just sayin'.

The day after AT&T finished last on WRAL's report on cellular customer satisfaction, they announced they were turning on eight (8) new towers in the RDU area for improved 3G service. Don't know if it made any difference since I have neither AT&T nor a 3G phone.