Which reminds me of a song from local folkie John Flynn... When he sings "It's not", he draws out the "s" sound and slides it into the next word. Get it? Get it?
A Manatee Sneezed On Me
By John and Cole Flynn
When we were on vacation
Down in Florida last spring
My brother said go get your bathing suit
A family of manatees
Is swimming by the dock
They’re gentle and little ones are cute
My mom said it was okay
So my dad said okay too
I paddled over to them on my raft
Suddenly my head was wet with something like shampoo
I yelled out as everybody laughed
A manatee sneezed on me… a manatee sneezed on me
You might think that it’s funny
It’s not
The manatees had come to drink
Fresh water from the hose
My brother Sean was holding in his hand
A little water must have gotten up the mamma’s nose
I’d like to laugh about it but I can’t
A manatee sneezed on me…a manatee sneezed on me
Its nasal capacity’s a lot
A manatee sneezed on me…a manatee sneezed on me
You might think it’s funny
It’s not
It could’ve been worse the sneeze was clear
Yes there are worse sneezes I hear
There was a huff and then a snuff
And then she sprayed me with her stuff
There was no clue, no big ha-choo
She simply snorted and it flew
She felt so bad for what she’d done
She tried to clean me with her tongue
A manatee sneezed on me…a manatee sneezed on me
Its nasal capacity I got
A manatee sneezed on me…a manatee sneezed on me
You might think it’s funny
It’s not
I did not know just what to do
And so I hollered “God bless you!”
© Flying Stone Music 1998 (posted without permission)