PW'ing - Am I doing this right? (best to ignore)

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Incredibly though, this porpoise had two hind legs!

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We decided we needed to bring it back to shore to show a marine biologist or, well, anyone really.

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We tried to fit it into the live well area, but it wouldn’t fit because of the legs.

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“Well,” said my friend, “to make it fit I think we’ll have to cut off the legs.”

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“YOU CAN’T DO THAT!” I screamed.

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“THAT WOULD DE-FEET THE PORPOISE!!!!!”

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And . . . That’s why OPK got kicked off of crazietalk.

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I would be ashamed of this morning’s efforts if I still felt shame.

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Law school, and a few decades of marriage, has erased that from my consciousness.

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Bill Murray > Chevy Chase

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Woody Harrelson Biden >>>> Jim Carrey Biden

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Coke > Pepsi. But we all knew that.

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Cheerwine v. RC Cola? Now, that’s a tough one.

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I gotta admit I’m not a big emoji man. And when I use them, I like to build them myself.

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;-)

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8-O

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That last one is a fish, but the greater than and less than symbols are shrunk.

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So, use your imagination kids.

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My poker nickname is The Big Donkey Fish. I assume it’s a compliment.