lawgrad91 wrote:The defendant just told the court that her medicine makes her "comma-toast."
Another chapter in your book should be entitled "Malice and Malaprops."
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lawgrad91 wrote:The defendant just told the court that her medicine makes her "comma-toast."
I've got a bunch of medical malapropos. Like this one:CathyCA wrote:lawgrad91 wrote:The defendant just told the court that her medicine makes her "comma-toast."
Another chapter in your book should be entitled "Malice and Malaprops."
devildeac wrote:I've got a bunch of medical malapropos. Like this one:CathyCA wrote:lawgrad91 wrote:The defendant just told the court that her medicine makes her "comma-toast."
Another chapter in your book should be entitled "Malice and Malaprops."
Heard from a patient: “I don’t want to be incubated again”
Some of my favorites are, "roaches of the liver," and, "sick as hell anemia."devildeac wrote:I've got a bunch of medical malapropos. Like this one:CathyCA wrote:lawgrad91 wrote:The defendant just told the court that her medicine makes her "comma-toast."
Another chapter in your book should be entitled "Malice and Malaprops."
Heard from a patient: “I don’t want to be incubated again”
I just don't want to see any of that "colon-toast".lawgrad91 wrote:The defendant just told the court that her medicine makes her "comma-toast."
How do you keep a straight face?????lawgrad91 wrote:The defendant just told the court that her medicine makes her "comma-toast."
I am known for my poker face.IowaDevil wrote:How do you keep a straight face?????lawgrad91 wrote:The defendant just told the court that her medicine makes her "comma-toast."
How about that woman who had "fireballs in her uterus?"DukePA wrote:Some of my favorites are, "roaches of the liver," and, "sick as hell anemia."devildeac wrote:
I've got a bunch of medical malapropos. Like this one:
Heard from a patient: “I don’t want to be incubated again”
devildeac wrote:How about that woman who had "fireballs in her uterus?"DukePA wrote:Some of my favorites are, "roaches of the liver," and, "sick as hell anemia."devildeac wrote:
I've got a bunch of medical malapropos. Like this one:
Heard from a patient: “I don’t want to be incubated again”
Or the patient who had fever, a severe headache and back pain who told his family he had the "Smiling Mighty Jesus."
Let's see what the Rev. lawgrad thinks of those.
devildeac wrote:Then there's the patient who told me she couldn't be pregnant because she had a previous tubal litigation.
Shortly thereafter another patient related that her utopian tubes were blocked.
devildeac wrote:How about that woman who had "fireballs in her uterus?"DukePA wrote:Some of my favorites are, "roaches of the liver," and, "sick as hell anemia."devildeac wrote:
I've got a bunch of medical malapropos. Like this one:
Heard from a patient: “I don’t want to be incubated again”
Or the patient who had fever, a severe headache and back pain who told his family he had the "Smiling Mighty Jesus."
Let's see what the Rev. lawgrad thinks of those.
Re: LTE 2.0
Postby CathyCA » November 6th, 2013, 6:02 pm
I have one client who suffers from schizophrenia, paranoia and dementia. He was on a roll recently and kept calling me to rant and rave about everything. He told me, "The doctor says I have Demetrious, but I know exactly what is going on. I don't have any Demetrious."
Then on Sunday, I saw one of my clients at church. She was telling me about her brother-in-law who suffers from "dimension."
(I think she has a touch of Demetrious, too.)
An elderly male patient told me several years ago about his prostrate cancer.CathyCA wrote:This thread reminds me of the post I made in the LTE a few years ago:
Re: LTE 2.0
Postby CathyCA » November 6th, 2013, 6:02 pm
I have one client who suffers from schizophrenia, paranoia and dementia. He was on a roll recently and kept calling me to rant and rave about everything. He told me, "The doctor says I have Demetrious, but I know exactly what is going on. I don't have any Demetrious."
Then on Sunday, I saw one of my clients at church. She was telling me about her brother-in-law who suffers from "dimension."
(I think she has a touch of Demetrious, too.)
The title of this thread speaks for itself.I believe I am being stalked and electronically harassed. I believe microwave radar technology or some type of radio frequency technology is being used to harass me. I have been unable to determine who may be following me and enlisting others to help.
I was staying at the ___ Hotel in Greenville between [dates in 2016]. On [date], I woke up with tremendous knee pain as well as right shoulder and arm pain. The pain continued throughout the day and at 4:05 pm I noticed a bruise on my right leg. The next morning, I awoke at 3:00 a.m. For the next two hours I noticed no matter which side of the bed I rolled to, someone from room 223 would sound like they were moving something to the same side I was on. This continued until 5:00 am. I fell asleep and when I awoke again I noticed the bones at my wrists had been enlarged. Then after I finished exercising that morning, I noticed my knee bones were protruding. I would like to find out who was staying in room 223 at the _____ Hotel on [dates in 2016]. I would also like to find out if there is some electronic or electromagnet device or technique that could cause such physical damage to a body's bones and do it so quickly.
Any assistance you could provide to help me find out who may be stalking and harassing me would be most appreciated. If you can help, please let me know and let me know what it would cost to obtain this information. If not, could you recommend someone who can help me or a course or action for me to pursue? I ask that any communication be done through the mail as I am convinced my house is bugged as well as my phone.
Sincerely,
[name and address of real person residing in North Carolina]
Oh my. This person needs to see me. Seriously, if appropriate, please suggest Port Human Services in Greenville.CathyCA wrote:This letter arrived on my desk today:
The title of this thread speaks for itself.I believe I am being stalked and electronically harassed. I believe microwave radar technology or some type of radio frequency technology is being used to harass me. I have been unable to determine who may be following me and enlisting others to help.
I was staying at the ___ Hotel in Greenville between [dates in 2016]. On [date], I woke up with tremendous knee pain as well as right shoulder and arm pain. The pain continued throughout the day and at 4:05 pm I noticed a bruise on my right leg. The next morning, I awoke at 3:00 a.m. For the next two hours I noticed no matter which side of the bed I rolled to, someone from room 223 would sound like they were moving something to the same side I was on. This continued until 5:00 am. I fell asleep and when I awoke again I noticed the bones at my wrists had been enlarged. Then after I finished exercising that morning, I noticed my knee bones were protruding. I would like to find out who was staying in room 223 at the _____ Hotel on [dates in 2016]. I would also like to find out if there is some electronic or electromagnet device or technique that could cause such physical damage to a body's bones and do it so quickly.
Any assistance you could provide to help me find out who may be stalking and harassing me would be most appreciated. If you can help, please let me know and let me know what it would cost to obtain this information. If not, could you recommend someone who can help me or a course or action for me to pursue? I ask that any communication be done through the mail as I am convinced my house is bugged as well as my phone.
Sincerely,
[name and address of real person residing in North Carolina]
She lives in a different part of the state, so suggesting Port Human Services to her would simply be inviting her and her problems back to Greenville.DukePA wrote:Oh my. This person needs to see me. Seriously, if appropriate, please suggest Port Human Services in Greenville.CathyCA wrote:This letter arrived on my desk today:
The title of this thread speaks for itself.I believe I am being stalked and electronically harassed. I believe microwave radar technology or some type of radio frequency technology is being used to harass me. I have been unable to determine who may be following me and enlisting others to help.
I was staying at the ___ Hotel in Greenville between [dates in 2016]. On [date], I woke up with tremendous knee pain as well as right shoulder and arm pain. The pain continued throughout the day and at 4:05 pm I noticed a bruise on my right leg. The next morning, I awoke at 3:00 a.m. For the next two hours I noticed no matter which side of the bed I rolled to, someone from room 223 would sound like they were moving something to the same side I was on. This continued until 5:00 am. I fell asleep and when I awoke again I noticed the bones at my wrists had been enlarged. Then after I finished exercising that morning, I noticed my knee bones were protruding. I would like to find out who was staying in room 223 at the _____ Hotel on [dates in 2016]. I would also like to find out if there is some electronic or electromagnet device or technique that could cause such physical damage to a body's bones and do it so quickly.
Any assistance you could provide to help me find out who may be stalking and harassing me would be most appreciated. If you can help, please let me know and let me know what it would cost to obtain this information. If not, could you recommend someone who can help me or a course or action for me to pursue? I ask that any communication be done through the mail as I am convinced my house is bugged as well as my phone.
Sincerely,
[name and address of real person residing in North Carolina]
Oh, my Lord. Bless his/her heart.CathyCA wrote:This letter arrived on my desk today:
The title of this thread speaks for itself.I believe I am being stalked and electronically harassed. I believe microwave radar technology or some type of radio frequency technology is being used to harass me. I have been unable to determine who may be following me and enlisting others to help.
I was staying at the ___ Hotel in Greenville between [dates in 2016]. On [date], I woke up with tremendous knee pain as well as right shoulder and arm pain. The pain continued throughout the day and at 4:05 pm I noticed a bruise on my right leg. The next morning, I awoke at 3:00 a.m. For the next two hours I noticed no matter which side of the bed I rolled to, someone from room 223 would sound like they were moving something to the same side I was on. This continued until 5:00 am. I fell asleep and when I awoke again I noticed the bones at my wrists had been enlarged. Then after I finished exercising that morning, I noticed my knee bones were protruding. I would like to find out who was staying in room 223 at the _____ Hotel on [dates in 2016]. I would also like to find out if there is some electronic or electromagnet device or technique that could cause such physical damage to a body's bones and do it so quickly.
Any assistance you could provide to help me find out who may be stalking and harassing me would be most appreciated. If you can help, please let me know and let me know what it would cost to obtain this information. If not, could you recommend someone who can help me or a course or action for me to pursue? I ask that any communication be done through the mail as I am convinced my house is bugged as well as my phone.
Sincerely,
[name and address of real person residing in North Carolina]