Statler and Waldorf and CathyCA (aka The Snark Thread)

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Re: Statler and Waldorf and CathyCA (aka The Snark Thread)

Post by CathyCA » February 25th, 2013, 8:59 am

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Someone needs a sandwich or two.

Anne Hathaway is too thin. I realize that she lost the weight for the movie, but with digital editing capabilities, I fail to understand why she had to become so skeletal for this role. This dress did nothing for her.

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Post by CathyCA » February 25th, 2013, 9:01 am

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Halle's hair looks like it was styled in a blender.

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Post by CathyCA » February 25th, 2013, 9:02 am

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I loved this dress!

But Kerry needs to eat a sandwich or a cookie.

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Re: Statler and Waldorf and CathyCA (aka The Snark Thread)

Post by OZZIE4DUKE » February 25th, 2013, 9:07 am

CathyCA wrote:Image

Someone needs a sandwich or two.

Anne Hathaway is too thin. I realize that she lost the weight for the movie, but with digital editing capabilities, I fail to understand why she had to become so skeletal for this role. This dress did nothing for her.

:9f:
The dress showed off her fake (?) nipples very well! :happy-bouncyblue: =))
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Post by windsor » February 25th, 2013, 9:13 am

OZZIE4DUKE wrote:
CathyCA wrote:Image

Someone needs a sandwich or two.

Anne Hathaway is too thin. I realize that she lost the weight for the movie, but with digital editing capabilities, I fail to understand why she had to become so skeletal for this role. This dress did nothing for her.

:9f:
The dress showed off her fake (?) nipples very well! :happy-bouncyblue: =))

Those are darts, not nipples.

Overall I was disappointed in the red carpet fashion.


I did think that this was a excellent choice for a 9 year old.
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Post by windsor » February 25th, 2013, 9:29 am

Fashion DON'TS for the full figure
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Fashion DOS for the full figure
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Post by CathyCA » February 25th, 2013, 4:32 pm

Gadzooks posted this article on FB. I think it sums up pretty nicely why I love Jennifer Lawrence so much.

11 Reasons Why Jennifer Lawrence Is Your BFF in Your Head:

http://jezebel.com/5986705/11-reasons-w ... socialflow

I would add reason #12: She flipped off a press photographer after she tripped up the stage.

And reason #13: I LOVED her in Silver Linings Playbook!

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Post by CathyCA » February 25th, 2013, 4:50 pm

Here she is, flipping off that press photographer! I love Jennifer Lawrence!

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Post by Turk » March 2nd, 2013, 11:07 pm

CathyCA wrote:Here she is, flipping off that press photographer! I love Jennifer Lawrence!

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Good effort, but her form is incorrect. Freeze it right there! You can see how her other fingers are out of position and causing interference. The proper technique is to curl those fingers into a solid fist and then get maximum extension on that middle finger for a good follow-through. For you young players out there, it's so important to concentrate on good fundamentals and establish winning habits...
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Post by CathyCA » March 2nd, 2013, 11:24 pm

Turk wrote:
CathyCA wrote:Here she is, flipping off that press photographer! I love Jennifer Lawrence!

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Good effort, but her form is incorrect. Freeze it right there! You can see how her other fingers are out of position and causing interference. The proper technique is to curl those fingers into a solid fist and then get maximum extension on that middle finger for a good follow-through. For you young players out there, it's so important to concentrate on good fundamentals and establish winning habits...
Ha! You're the Dick Vitale of bird flipping, Turk!

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Post by OZZIE4DUKE » March 3rd, 2013, 8:47 am

Turk wrote:
CathyCA wrote:Here she is, flipping off that press photographer! I love Jennifer Lawrence!

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Good effort, but her form is incorrect. Freeze it right there! You can see how her other fingers are out of position and causing interference. The proper technique is to curl those fingers into a solid fist and then get maximum extension on that middle finger for a good follow-through. For you young players out there, it's so important to concentrate on good fundamentals and establish winning habits...
Turk, that's the standard bird method, bending all but the middle finger. I forget the name for when you keep all four fingers straight and tightly together for the first digit coming off the hand, and then the top two digits of the three fingers not the middle finger over, giving a more square look to the recipient. It's supposed to be a stronger, cooler looking bird :D :obscene-birdiered: In the picture, she's doing a sloppy version of this method, too much separation between the fingers, but they are relatively straight! The separation we see may be caused by the ring on her ring finger. B-)
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Post by ArkieDukie » March 3rd, 2013, 6:26 pm

Two words: Sylvia Hatchell. 4 more words: gack blue prison stripes. :9f:
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Post by Ima Facultiwyfe » March 3rd, 2013, 11:10 pm

ArkieDukie wrote:Two words: Sylvia Hatchell. 4 more words: gack blue prison stripes. :9f:
Somebody posted OY that her sweater was formerly a slip cover. =))
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Post by windsor » March 4th, 2013, 7:26 am

Ima Facultiwyfe wrote:
ArkieDukie wrote:Two words: Sylvia Hatchell. 4 more words: gack blue prison stripes. :9f:
Somebody posted OY that her sweater was formerly a slip cover. =))
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and an ugly former slip cover at that. That is brilliant ...that is where I've seen that kind of piping before, on slipcovers!
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Post by IowaDevil » March 4th, 2013, 9:50 am

Ima Facultiwyfe wrote:
ArkieDukie wrote:Two words: Sylvia Hatchell. 4 more words: gack blue prison stripes. :9f:
Somebody posted OY that her sweater was formerly a slip cover. =))
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Would never make it as a slip cover in my house! FUGLY was my first thought! :D
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Post by DevilWearsPrada2.0 » March 5th, 2013, 8:13 am

The Stripes!!!!
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Post by Native » March 6th, 2013, 9:46 am

DevilWearsPrada2.0 wrote:The Stripes!!!!
Definitely started an "ug-ly sweater" chant at the women's game on Sunday for Sylvia. My whiteboard that said "Sylvia Hatchell Gets Dressed In The Dark" did not, unfortunately, make it onto the jumbotron.
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Post by captmojo » March 9th, 2013, 9:57 am

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DevilWearsPrada2.0 wrote:The Stripes!!!!
Definitely started an "ug-ly sweater" chant at the women's game on Sunday for Sylvia. My whiteboard that said "Sylvia Hatchell Gets Dressed In The Dark" did not, unfortunately, make it onto the jumbotron.
In the dark?
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Post by CathyCA » April 6th, 2013, 5:10 pm

For the love of God, CBS! Find a hairstylist and makeup artist for Lesley Visser. She looks like a clown.

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Post by Turk » May 5th, 2013, 6:34 pm

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Ladies, care to snark on "The Most Beautiful Woman In The World" when she goes commando?
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