It sounds like Bob has a less than amicable relationship with police. I wonder if that helped him into his current situation.lawgrad91 wrote:Update on the cow guy. His attorney wrote an angry letter to our office. Apparently the cow guy is Baton Bob. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baton_boblawgrad91 wrote:How bizarre.
On April 12, I am prosecuting a man for going to two of the local public schools and walking through the hallways dressed as a cow. No, he doesn't work for Chick-fil-a. He is charged under the old KKK law that makes it illegal in Virginia for an adult to wear a mask in a public place without written permission of the property owner.
And I thought I had seen everything. (Speaking of which, I hope the officer took pictures....)
He was wandering the hallways of the schools he attended in the varnish zone, supposedly making a movie about his life. No, I don't know why he was wearing a cow getup. It appears he prefers tutus.
I am curious if any of the Atlanta or St. Louis Mafia know anything about him.
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I would pay good money to watch a cow twirl a baton.lawgrad91 wrote:Update on the cow guy. His attorney wrote an angry letter to our office. Apparently the cow guy is Baton Bob. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baton_boblawgrad91 wrote:How bizarre.
On April 12, I am prosecuting a man for going to two of the local public schools and walking through the hallways dressed as a cow. No, he doesn't work for Chick-fil-a. He is charged under the old KKK law that makes it illegal in Virginia for an adult to wear a mask in a public place without written permission of the property owner.
And I thought I had seen everything. (Speaking of which, I hope the officer took pictures....)
He was wandering the hallways of the schools he attended in the varnish zone, supposedly making a movie about his life. No, I don't know why he was wearing a cow getup. It appears he prefers tutus.
I am curious if any of the Atlanta or St. Louis Mafia know anything about him.
I wonder what costume he will wear to court.
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That's REALLY what I want to know.CathyCA wrote:I would pay good money to watch a cow twirl a baton.lawgrad91 wrote:Update on the cow guy. His attorney wrote an angry letter to our office. Apparently the cow guy is Baton Bob. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baton_boblawgrad91 wrote:How bizarre.
On April 12, I am prosecuting a man for going to two of the local public schools and walking through the hallways dressed as a cow. No, he doesn't work for Chick-fil-a. He is charged under the old KKK law that makes it illegal in Virginia for an adult to wear a mask in a public place without written permission of the property owner.
And I thought I had seen everything. (Speaking of which, I hope the officer took pictures....)
He was wandering the hallways of the schools he attended in the varnish zone, supposedly making a movie about his life. No, I don't know why he was wearing a cow getup. It appears he prefers tutus.
I am curious if any of the Atlanta or St. Louis Mafia know anything about him.
I wonder what costume he will wear to court.
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There's nothing like giving good advice to a client and then seeing his mug shot on the county detention center bookings page the next morning.
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JOB SECURITY!CathyCA wrote:There's nothing like giving good advice to a client and then seeing his mug shot on the county detention center bookings page the next morning.
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CameronBornAndBred wrote:I lived in both places for a while. NEVER heard of him.lawgrad91 wrote:Update on the cow guy. His attorney wrote an angry letter to our office. Apparently the cow guy is Baton Bob. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baton_boblawgrad91 wrote:How bizarre.
On April 12, I am prosecuting a man for going to two of the local public schools and walking through the hallways dressed as a cow. No, he doesn't work for Chick-fil-a. He is charged under the old KKK law that makes it illegal in Virginia for an adult to wear a mask in a public place without written permission of the property owner.
And I thought I had seen everything. (Speaking of which, I hope the officer took pictures....)
He was wandering the hallways of the schools he attended in the varnish zone, supposedly making a movie about his life. No, I don't know why he was wearing a cow getup. It appears he prefers tutus.
I am curious if any of the Atlanta or St. Louis Mafia know anything about him.
It sounds like Bob has a less than amicable relationship with police. I wonder if that helped him into his current situation.
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I saw the picture. It was more of a cow hat than a cow mask or costume, like something a parent might buy a toddler daughter.Lavabe wrote:CameronBornAndBred wrote:I lived in both places for a while. NEVER heard of him.lawgrad91 wrote:How bizarre.
On April 12, I am prosecuting a man for going to two of the local public schools and walking through the hallways dressed as a cow. No, he doesn't work for Chick-fil-a. He is charged under the old KKK law that makes it illegal in Virginia for an adult to wear a mask in a public place without written permission of the property owner.
And I thought I had seen everything. (Speaking of which, I hope the officer took pictures....)
Update on the cow guy. His attorney wrote an angry letter to our office. Apparently the cow guy is Baton Bob. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baton_bob
He was wandering the hallways of the schools he attended in the varnish zone, supposedly making a movie about his life. No, I don't know why he was wearing a cow getup. It appears he prefers tutus.
I am curious if any of the Atlanta or St. Louis Mafia know anything about him.
It sounds like Bob has a less than amicable relationship with police. I wonder if that helped him into his current situation.
Too bad about the police stepping on his $500 wedding dress in St. Louis. What were they thinking?
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You guys have all the fun in those courts of law! I shoulda gone to law school and forgot that saving lives thing. Altho I did have some funny encounters.
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You are a nurse, right? My mom was an RN and a nursing instructor for about 40 years. She has some stories, too.IowaDevil wrote:You guys have all the fun in those courts of law! I shoulda gone to law school and forgot that saving lives thing. Altho I did have some funny encounters.
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Yes I was in ER's and OR's! Some of your clients visited I think!lawgrad91 wrote:You are a nurse, right? My mom was an RN and a nursing instructor for about 40 years. She has some stories, too.IowaDevil wrote:You guys have all the fun in those courts of law! I shoulda gone to law school and forgot that saving lives thing. Altho I did have some funny encounters.
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I have been planting seed for our garden. So far, I have planted 18 cucumbers, 18 zucchini, 20 Roma tomato and 200 okra, a bunch of tomatillo seeds. We have a lot more to go. We do have 1 doz. green and 1 doz. red cabbage in the ground. Lots of work but we love the garden.
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At first, I thought, "Bob is probably gay...or he COULD just be extremely happy".
I read the wiki and it removed all doubt.
I read the wiki and it removed all doubt.
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On our trip to the Final Four we are driving with ID daughter & S-I-L (he's driving and stone sober - never drinks for that matter). Gets stopped for speeding! A little beer in the cooler might help him cool off here! WELCOME TO LOUISIANA!
PS: This ID is having trouble keeping the giggles in the backseat!
PS: This ID is having trouble keeping the giggles in the backseat!
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Think how giggly you could be if the right team were on the schedule!
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For sure! But I am happily decked out in my Duke garb.captmojo wrote:Think how giggly you could be if the right team were on the schedule!
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I'm 2/2 this BBQ Season.
Last weekend we got hail and rain while smoking some ribs.
Tonight we got rain while smoking a pork shoulder.
I am thankful for my tailgating tent! I think it's pretty sweet that it smells like blue smoke when you pull it out of storage.
Last weekend we got hail and rain while smoking some ribs.
Tonight we got rain while smoking a pork shoulder.
I am thankful for my tailgating tent! I think it's pretty sweet that it smells like blue smoke when you pull it out of storage.
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I will be practicing smoking ribs tomorrow. My nephew, Kyle, and his girlfriend will be here this weekend to share the ribs. Should be fun!Miles wrote:I'm 2/2 this BBQ Season.
Last weekend we got hail and rain while smoking some ribs.
Tonight we got rain while smoking a pork shoulder.
I am thankful for my tailgating tent! I think it's pretty sweet that it smells like blue smoke when you pull it out of storage.
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Is that all you'll be smokin'? ;)DukePA wrote:
I will be practicing smoking ribs tomorrow. My nephew, Kyle, and his girlfriend will be here this weekend to share the ribs. Should be fun!
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'Fraid so Beware the pee test at workOZZIE4DUKE wrote:Is that all you'll be smokin'? ;)DukePA wrote:
I will be practicing smoking ribs tomorrow. My nephew, Kyle, and his girlfriend will be here this weekend to share the ribs. Should be fun!
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MmmmmmmmmmmmmMiles wrote:I'm 2/2 this BBQ Season.
Last weekend we got hail and rain while smoking some ribs.
Tonight we got rain while smoking a pork shoulder.
I am thankful for my tailgating tent! I think it's pretty sweet that it smells like blue smoke when you pull it out of storage.
Duke born, Duke bred, cooking on a grill so I'm tailgate fed.