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IowaDevil
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by IowaDevil » March 21st, 2012, 7:38 pm
lawgrad91 wrote:Chalk Outline 2.jpg
Chalk Outline.jpg
RIP to PHB.
Not really, he's in court. Apparently he got 7 stitches in his noggin last night after whacking a piece of furniture with his cranium.
Let the record reflect that Duke Law does not have a class in drawing chalk outlines of bodies.
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by ArkieDukie » March 21st, 2012, 7:52 pm
lawgrad91 wrote:Chalk Outline 2.jpg
Chalk Outline.jpg
RIP to PHB.
Not really, he's in court. Apparently he got 7 stitches in his noggin last night after whacking a piece of furniture with his cranium.
Let the record reflect that Duke Law does not have a class in drawing chalk outlines of bodies.
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by captmojo » March 21st, 2012, 9:01 pm
I find it curious that tag #1 is placed where it is.
Especially since you said "his cranium".
Which cranium? The big one or the little one?
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by Turk » March 22nd, 2012, 1:27 am
After playing some pickup ball, we usually head over to a local pub to replenish lost fluids and maybe top it off with some fried starch and/or grilled protein on top of that. We also get some intellectual stimulation with a weekly quizzo game. The team names seems to get more and more wordier and crude at the same time. For example:
"Denver just sacrificed a virgin to win a Super Bowl"
"I went down on Brittany Griner and I don't think I'll be doing THAT again"
"Rule #1 - don't sleep with your students!"
"My couch pulls out but I don't"
"I put the STD in 'STUD' - all I need is 'U'"
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by Turk » March 22nd, 2012, 8:46 am
There were even worse ones when the whole Sandusky thing blew up, and when that girl in Florida got away with killing her kid.
Ours is boring in comparison. We've been using "Tim's Hair" for a while now... Tim was single and younger than most of the regulars who played. Unlike everyone else, who just changed shirts and threw on a baseball cap before heading over to the tavern, Tim liked to go home, shower up, and return in nice clothes, smelling aromatic, and with more hair product than we were used to seeing on males. We enjoyed giving him a hard time about that. Tim changed jobs and moved away, so we decided to keep the name.
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by OZZIE4DUKE » March 22nd, 2012, 9:44 am
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by Miles » March 22nd, 2012, 10:07 am
I kid you not, I just spent ~20 seconds bobbing and weaving with a male carpenter beer.
A quick background story. They've come on full force this week and have been paying special attention to the balusters on our deck railing. I wanted to learn more about them and how to deal with them so I did some research and learned that the males are very aggressive and territorial though lack a stinger (which they don't know!). Their most common attack is to batter their opponent. You can distinguish them from bumble bees because they have a black abdomen instead of fuzz, and they're distinguished from females by their yellow face.
So I decided to work outside today, setup under the umbrella and enjoy the serene morning. While setting up, one bee took notice of me and I noticed he was following me. I turned to face him and sure enough, he faced up to me and flew right at me. I backed up and he just flew there about three feet from my face. I put up my dukes, started moving side to side and he freaking followed me!!! I faked a left and he flinched right, I faked a right and he flinched left. We did this a few more seconds and then he flew away.
Or so I thought, he is now flying laps around this area of the deck while I type. Always facing me. Always.
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by CameronBornAndBred » March 22nd, 2012, 10:28 am
Miles wrote:I kid you not, I just spent ~20 seconds bobbing and weaving with a male carpenter beer.
10:00 am and already drinking.
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CameronBornAndBred
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by CameronBornAndBred » March 22nd, 2012, 10:29 am
CameronBornAndBred wrote:Miles wrote:I kid you not, I just spent ~20 seconds bobbing and weaving with a male carpenter beer.
10:00 am and already drinking.
Also...make sure Marty Nessley is nowhere near you the next time you fight a bee.
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by CathyCA » March 22nd, 2012, 10:43 am
LOL at Captain Sabotage in the Consumer Endorsement thread.
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CathyCA
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by CathyCA » March 22nd, 2012, 10:43 am
Also, LOL at Cadet Sabotage.
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by CathyCA » March 22nd, 2012, 10:43 am
I didn't want to clog up the Consumer Endorsement thread, so I placed the above comments here.
“The invention of basketball was not an accident. It was developed to meet a need. Those boys simply would not play 'Drop the Handkerchief.'”
~ James Naismith
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by CathyCA » March 22nd, 2012, 10:44 am
I don't have any products to endorse.
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by windsor » March 22nd, 2012, 10:44 am
Miles wrote:I kid you not, I just spent ~20 seconds bobbing and weaving with a male carpenter beer.
At least it was a carpenter beer, not a bud light.
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by Miles » March 22nd, 2012, 12:08 pm
CameronBornAndBred wrote:Miles wrote:I kid you not, I just spent ~20 seconds bobbing and weaving with a male carpenter beer.
10:00 am and already drinking.
Ha! No way, I am completely sober and was at 10:00 AM too!
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by devildeac » March 22nd, 2012, 1:58 pm
Miles wrote:CameronBornAndBred wrote:Miles wrote:I kid you not, I just spent ~20 seconds bobbing and weaving with a male carpenter beer.
10:00 am and already drinking.
Ha! No way, I am completely sober and was at 10:00 AM too!
Male carpenter beer
. Pale ale? Lager? IPA?
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by lawgrad91 » March 22nd, 2012, 2:16 pm
devildeac wrote:Male carpenter beer
. Pale ale? Lager? IPA?
The carpenters I know drink Natural Light, or Bud Light when they have money. At least that's what they've testified to in court.
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by lawgrad91 » March 22nd, 2012, 2:45 pm
How bizarre.
On April 12, I am prosecuting a man for going to two of the local public schools and walking through the hallways dressed as a cow. No, he doesn't work for Chick-fil-a. He is charged under the old KKK law that makes it illegal in Virginia for an adult to wear a mask in a public place without written permission of the property owner.
And I thought I had seen everything. (Speaking of which, I hope the officer took pictures....)
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by CameronBornAndBred » March 22nd, 2012, 3:43 pm
lawgrad91 wrote:How bizarre.
On April 12, I am prosecuting a man for going to two of the local public schools and walking through the hallways dressed as a cow. No, he doesn't work for Chick-fil-a. He is charged under the old KKK law that makes it illegal in Virginia for an adult to wear a mask in a public place without written permission of the property owner.
And I thought I had seen everything. (Speaking of which, I hope the officer took pictures....)
So if he had dressed as a cow but only painted his face, he would have been good to go, right?
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