Sperm Cookbook

devildeac · Post by **devildeac** » March 7th, 2012, 1:43 pm

I kid you not:

Sperm cookbook finally available for your e-reader

http://now.msn.com/living/0307-sperm-recipes.aspx

Let the jokes begin.

5,4,3,2,1...

devildeac · Post by **devildeac** » March 7th, 2012, 1:45 pm

Dammit. I thought this was Spam cookbook

.

DevilWearsPrada2.0 · Post by **DevilWearsPrada2.0** » March 7th, 2012, 2:15 pm

devildeac wrote:I kid you not:

Sperm cookbook finally available for your e-reader

http://now.msn.com/living/0307-sperm-recipes.aspx

Let the jokes begin.

5,4,3,2,1...

Are you to spit it out or to swallow the food? Do these recipes met a FDA regulation? I don't eat liver or beets or sperm infused food!

CathyCA · Post by **CathyCA** » March 7th, 2012, 2:33 pm

I suppose this book isn't geared toward vegans, is it?

EarlJam · Post by **EarlJam** » March 7th, 2012, 3:10 pm

I see a cartoon in the future of some publication: A restaurant, with a couple at the table, meals on plates. The server comes around but instead of a peppermill, he's holding his penis in hand, "Fresh choked sperm?"

My goodness.

-EarlJam

CameronBornAndBred · Post by **CameronBornAndBred** » March 7th, 2012, 3:12 pm

As the Lulu description indicates, it's "inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, restaurants and homes."

Every time I read about it being available in a restaurant someone is in jail.

EarlJam · Post by **EarlJam** » March 7th, 2012, 3:15 pm

CameronBornAndBred wrote:As the Lulu description indicates, it's "inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, restaurants and homes."

Every time I read about it being available in a restaurant someone is in jail.

Are they talking about human sperm or animal sperm?

-EJ

P.S. "Mom! Mom! I got my first job! Yeah! Down at "Jack's Bar & Grill! I'm Head Supplier!

or maybe in the want ads:

Help Wanted
Aldo's Restaurant
Master Chefs - one position open
Master baters - many positions available!

devildeac · Post by **devildeac** » March 7th, 2012, 4:03 pm

Some day, I just might regret having started this thread...

EarlJam · Post by **EarlJam** » March 7th, 2012, 5:08 pm

devildeac wrote:Some day, I just might regret having started this thread...

Does this mean items like Fleshlights and Blow Up Dolls are now going to be in the Cookware section of stores? I mean, you need a juicer to make juice. So you'd need a jacker to............nevermind.

EarlJam · Post by **EarlJam** » March 7th, 2012, 5:34 pm

Just made this (using only my own "ingredients") from The Sperm Cookbook:

It's not bad!

-EarlJam

OZZIE4DUKE · Post by **OZZIE4DUKE** » March 7th, 2012, 6:38 pm

EarlJam wrote:Just made this (using only my own "ingredients") from The Sperm Cookbook:

Sperm Cake.JPG
It's not bad!

-EarlJam

Liar! ;)

captmojo · Post by **captmojo** » March 7th, 2012, 7:33 pm

devildeac wrote:Some day, I just might regret having started this thread...

Some day, I just might regret having read this thread...

It's a really hard thing. ;)

Lavabe · Post by **Lavabe** » March 7th, 2012, 7:43 pm

EarlJam wrote:Just made this (using only my own "ingredients") from The Sperm Cookbook:

Sperm Cake.JPG
It's not bad!

-EarlJam

If you did this, then do you also take credit for all the donuts at Krispy Kreme?

lawgrad91 · Post by **lawgrad91** » March 7th, 2012, 8:36 pm

Lavabe wrote:
EarlJam wrote:Just made this (using only my own "ingredients") from The Sperm Cookbook:

Sperm Cake.JPG
It's not bad!

-EarlJam
If you did this, then do you also take credit for all the donuts at Krispy Kreme?

Not the chocolate ones, I'll bet.

IowaDevil · Post by **IowaDevil** » March 7th, 2012, 9:51 pm

OMG the retired ref and I haven't laughed so hard as we did tonight reading this! Thanks everyone for the giggles - this is why I love CTN friends!

Ima Facultiwyfe · Post by **Ima Facultiwyfe** » March 10th, 2012, 10:58 pm

You've ruined me for Krispy Kreme and all bundt cakes.

I'll get you for this.

Love, Ima

CameronBornAndBred · Post by **CameronBornAndBred** » March 11th, 2012, 8:49 am

Ima Facultiwyfe wrote:You've ruined me for Krispy Kreme and all bundt cakes. I'll get you for this.
Love, Ima

Make them buttons!!! They'll have to wear them in shame, like a scarlet "A".

DevilWearsPrada2.0 · Post by **DevilWearsPrada2.0** » March 11th, 2012, 10:10 am

EarlJam wrote:Just made this (using only my own "ingredients") from The Sperm Cookbook:

Sperm Cake.JPG
It's not bad!

-EarlJam

On CTN, from the Sperm Cookbook, you have EJ's Cake. Wonder if that is better than "Minnie's Chocolate Pie" from THE HELP ? After seeing the movie, THE HELP, I have not viewed Chocolate Pie the same.

aka EJ

(FSU)

colchar · Post by **colchar** » March 11th, 2012, 2:49 pm

DevilWearsPrada2.0 wrote:
devildeac wrote:I kid you not:

Sperm cookbook finally available for your e-reader

http://now.msn.com/living/0307-sperm-recipes.aspx

Let the jokes begin.

5,4,3,2,1...

Are you to spit it out or to swallow the food? Do these recipes met a FDA regulation? I don't eat liver or beets or sperm infused food!

You have to swallow - we waste enough food as it is.

colchar · Post by **colchar** » March 11th, 2012, 3:58 pm

devildeac wrote:I kid you not:

Sperm cookbook finally available for your e-reader

http://now.msn.com/living/0307-sperm-recipes.aspx

Let the jokes begin.

5,4,3,2,1...

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