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EarlJam Claus is Coming to Town (Vibes!)

Post by EarlJam » December 9th, 2011, 1:25 pm

I am playing Santa at the Barnes & Noble in Alpharetta, GA tonight at 7:00!

I'm excited about it and looking forward to it, but I DO have one honest fear: Hearing a kid calling me out on NOT being Santa! If this happens, what should I say?

Any advice is welcome, and please, SEND VIBES!!!


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Re: EarlJam Claus is Coming to Town (Vibes!)

Post by Lavabe » December 9th, 2011, 2:00 pm

EarlJam wrote:I am playing Santa at the Barnes & Noble in Alpharetta, GA tonight at 7:00!

I'm excited about it and looking forward to it, but I DO have one honest fear: Hearing a kid calling me out on NOT being Santa! If this happens, what should I say?

Any advice is welcome, and please, SEND VIBES!!!


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Re: EarlJam Claus is Coming to Town (Vibes!)

Post by EarlJam » December 9th, 2011, 2:05 pm

Lavabe wrote:
EarlJam wrote:I am playing Santa at the Barnes & Noble in Alpharetta, GA tonight at 7:00!

I'm excited about it and looking forward to it, but I DO have one honest fear: Hearing a kid calling me out on NOT being Santa! If this happens, what should I say?

Any advice is welcome, and please, SEND VIBES!!!


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OY VEY!
I'm sorry Ben, but this post was only meant for Christians who truly know what the Season is all about: Santa and lots of material gift receiving. I appreciate your advice but since you are Jewish, and obviously going to Hell, I cannot take it seriously.

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Re: EarlJam Claus is Coming to Town (Vibes!)

Post by EarlJam » December 9th, 2011, 2:30 pm

AND YOU KNOW I'M JOKING BEN!!!!!

:happy-bouncyblue: :happy-bouncyblue: :D :D :happy-bouncyblue: :happy-bouncyblue:

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Post by OZZIE4DUKE » December 9th, 2011, 2:36 pm

Just be sure NOT to ask the kids to sit on your Co... =))
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Post by EarlJam » December 9th, 2011, 2:50 pm

OZZIE4DUKE wrote:Just be sure NOT to ask the kids to sit on your Co... =))

You mean my North Pole? :)

Here's assuring a South Pole all through the night.

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Post by Lavabe » December 9th, 2011, 3:18 pm

EarlJam wrote:AND YOU KNOW I'M JOKING BEN!!!!!

:happy-bouncyblue: :happy-bouncyblue: :D :D :happy-bouncyblue: :happy-bouncyblue:

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Since EARL JAM Claus is in town...

... what have you done with the Head Elf?
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Post by EarlJam » December 9th, 2011, 3:28 pm

Lavabe wrote:
EarlJam wrote:AND YOU KNOW I'M JOKING BEN!!!!!

:happy-bouncyblue: :happy-bouncyblue: :D :D :happy-bouncyblue: :happy-bouncyblue:

-Dan
Since EARL JAM Claus is in town...

... what have you done with the Head Elf?
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"Head" as in rank or "head" as in activity? :happy-bouncyblue:

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Re: EarlJam Claus is Coming to Town (Vibes!)

Post by CathyCA » December 9th, 2011, 3:36 pm

EarlJam wrote:
Lavabe wrote:
EarlJam wrote:AND YOU KNOW I'M JOKING BEN!!!!!

:happy-bouncyblue: :happy-bouncyblue: :D :D :happy-bouncyblue: :happy-bouncyblue:

-Dan
Since EARL JAM Claus is in town...

... what have you done with the Head Elf?
:-?
"Head" as in rank or "head" as in activity? :happy-bouncyblue:

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I think he's talking about Wilson.

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Re: EarlJam Claus is Coming to Town (Vibes!)

Post by Lavabe » December 9th, 2011, 4:28 pm

CathyCA wrote:
EarlJam wrote:
Lavabe wrote:Since EARL JAM Claus is in town...

... what have you done with the Head Elf?
:-?
"Head" as in rank or "head" as in activity? :happy-bouncyblue:

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I think he's talking about Wilson.

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Re: EarlJam Claus is Coming to Town (Vibes!)

Post by lawgrad91 » December 9th, 2011, 6:10 pm

Tell them that you are not the real Santa, but the real Santa had to go visit the sick children at the local children's hospital, and he asked you to stand in for him tonight, that Santa knew they would understand and would definitely give them extra consideration on Christmas for being so understanding, and that you'll be sure to relay every request to Santa. :occasion-santa: :occasion-xmas:

Or tell them Santa, anagrammed, is Satan and they're all going to hell for believing such tripe. :flame:

(Seriously, I was told in Sunday School when I was small that Santa was the same as Satan.)

Good luck, EJ!!! :wizard: :wizard: :wizard:
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Post by EarlJam » December 9th, 2011, 6:30 pm

lawgrad91 wrote:Tell them that you are not the real Santa, but the real Santa had to go visit the sick children at the local children's hospital, and he asked you to stand in for him tonight, that Santa knew they would understand and would definitely give them extra consideration on Christmas for being so understanding, and that you'll be sure to relay every request to Santa. :occasion-santa: :occasion-xmas:

Or tell them Santa, anagrammed, is Satan and they're all going to hell for believing such tripe. :flame:

(Seriously, I was told in Sunday School when I was small that Santa was the same as Satan.)

Good luck, EJ!!! :wizard: :wizard: :wizard:
Take a wild guess which "answer" I plan to go with. :ymdevil: :ymdevil: :D

Okay, okay. I'll go with the "stand in" story.

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Post by ArkieDukie » December 9th, 2011, 6:34 pm

lawgrad91 wrote:Tell them that you are not the real Santa, but the real Santa had to go visit the sick children at the local children's hospital, and he asked you to stand in for him tonight, that Santa knew they would understand and would definitely give them extra consideration on Christmas for being so understanding, and that you'll be sure to relay every request to Santa. :occasion-santa: :occasion-xmas:

Or tell them Santa, anagrammed, is Satan and they're all going to hell for believing such tripe. :flame:

(Seriously, I was told in Sunday School when I was small that Santa was the same as Satan.)

Good luck, EJ!!! :wizard: :wizard: :wizard:
Ooh - good story, lawgrad! I like it!

Good luck, EarlJam Claus! Have fun! :wizard:
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Post by EarlJam » December 10th, 2011, 12:34 pm

Ho Ho HO!
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Post by EarlJam » December 10th, 2011, 12:57 pm

Santa and Boy.jpg
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Post by DukieInKansas » December 10th, 2011, 1:56 pm

Thanks for posting the pictures. You make a great stand in for Santa.
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Post by lawgrad91 » December 10th, 2011, 4:49 pm

EJ, thanks for the pictures. You make a great store Santa! :occasion-xmas:
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Post by IowaDevil » December 10th, 2011, 6:42 pm

Good job! :occasion-santa: :occasion-santa: :occasion-santa:
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Post by EarlJam » December 10th, 2011, 7:17 pm

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Post by EarlJam » December 10th, 2011, 7:19 pm

IowaDevil wrote:Good job! :occasion-santa: :occasion-santa: :occasion-santa:
Thanks all! It was a lot of fun, and surprisingly rewarding! The kids were outstanding!

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