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The TMI thread

Post by Bostondevil » April 4th, 2011, 3:11 pm

If you're ever tempted to give us all TMI, put it here.
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Re: The TMI thread

Post by EarlJam » April 4th, 2011, 4:20 pm

Oh my. This could be fun. :D

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Re: The TMI thread

Post by EarlJam » April 4th, 2011, 4:23 pm

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Re: The TMI thread

Post by lawgrad91 » April 4th, 2011, 4:53 pm

EarlJam wrote:Oh my. This could be fun. :D

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Re: The TMI thread

Post by wilson » April 4th, 2011, 5:22 pm

Generally speaking, I rather enjoy the smell of my own farts.
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Re: The TMI thread

Post by DukieInKansas » April 4th, 2011, 5:35 pm

lawgrad91 wrote:
EarlJam wrote:Oh my. This could be fun. :D

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So did I.

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Re: The TMI thread

Post by DukeUsul » April 4th, 2011, 5:43 pm

wilson wrote:Generally speaking, I rather enjoy the smell of my own farts.
Just ask EarlJam.
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Re: The TMI thread

Post by DukeUsul » April 4th, 2011, 5:45 pm

Apparently one of my dogs ingested an entire 8-inch long piece of grass whole. I discovered it on its way out. It required manual extraction. This was yesterday. 8 inches is pretty long for my small dogs.
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Re: The TMI thread

Post by Lavabe » April 4th, 2011, 5:49 pm

I believe the sole smilie to be used on this thread is:
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Re: The TMI thread

Post by Lavabe » April 4th, 2011, 5:50 pm

DukeUsul wrote:Apparently one of my dogs ingested an entire 8-inch long piece of grass whole. I discovered it on its way out. It required manual extraction. This was yesterday. 8 inches is pretty long for my small dogs.
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Re: The TMI thread

Post by OZZIE4DUKE » April 4th, 2011, 5:51 pm

Somehow over time I'm expecting this thread to take directions other than dogs eating long pieces of grass and Earljam and Wilson smelling each others' farts. At least I sure as hell hope so! B-) :ymdevil:
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Re: The TMI thread

Post by CathyCA » April 4th, 2011, 10:16 pm

After you've had your gallbladder out, if you ingest too much fat in your meal, you'd better be sitting near the potty.

My salad went through me in less than an hour this afternoon.

Heck of a way to lose weight.

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Re: The TMI thread

Post by Bostondevil » April 4th, 2011, 10:32 pm

I guess since I started it, I should overshare at least once. The way I know it's time to get a new sports bra is when I start bleeding underneath my boobs from the chafing.
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Re: The TMI thread

Post by OZZIE4DUKE » April 4th, 2011, 11:21 pm

CathyCA wrote:After you've had your gallbladder out, if you ingest too much fat in your meal, you'd better be sitting near the potty.

My salad went through me in less than an hour this afternoon.

Heck of a way to lose weight.

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Beth had similar problems for years after she had hers out. She hated to travel for work with others who wouldn't be understanding of her frequent need of potty stops. To this day, when we go on trips, she fasts all day until we get there. It's 12+ hours to Florida.
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Re: The TMI thread

Post by CathyCA » April 4th, 2011, 11:24 pm

OZZIE4DUKE wrote:
CathyCA wrote:After you've had your gallbladder out, if you ingest too much fat in your meal, you'd better be sitting near the potty.

My salad went through me in less than an hour this afternoon.

Heck of a way to lose weight.

:9f:
Beth had similar problems for years after she had hers out. She hated to travel for work with others who wouldn't be understanding of her frequent need of potty stops. To this day, when we go on trips, she fasts all day until we get there. It's 12+ hours to Florida.
YEARS?

Great, just great!

Fortunately, I do get a little warning with the gut-wrenching cramps that precede the floodgates by a few minutes.

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Re: The TMI thread

Post by OZZIE4DUKE » April 4th, 2011, 11:27 pm

CathyCA wrote:
OZZIE4DUKE wrote:
CathyCA wrote:After you've had your gallbladder out, if you ingest too much fat in your meal, you'd better be sitting near the potty.

My salad went through me in less than an hour this afternoon.

Heck of a way to lose weight.

:9f:
Beth had similar problems for years after she had hers out. She hated to travel for work with others who wouldn't be understanding of her frequent need of potty stops. To this day, when we go on trips, she fasts all day until we get there. It's 12+ hours to Florida.
YEARS?

Great, just great!

Fortunately, I do get a little warning with the gut-wrenching cramps that precede the floodgates by a few minutes.

:9f:
I think she took Questran, mixed with OJ, to help alleviate the problem somewhat. Not that it worked that well.
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Re: The TMI thread

Post by CathyCA » April 4th, 2011, 11:42 pm

OZZIE4DUKE wrote: I think she took Questran, mixed with OJ, to help alleviate the problem somewhat. Not that it worked that well.
I'll ask my doc about the Questran.

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Re: The TMI thread

Post by CathyCA » April 4th, 2011, 11:47 pm

For a long time, I prayed for God to send me a nice Christian man. Last month, he answered my prayers.

My surgeon's name is "Christian Mann."

No kidding.

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Re: The TMI thread

Post by DevilAlumna » April 5th, 2011, 12:18 am

CathyCA wrote:For a long time, I prayed for God to send me a nice Christian man. Last month, he answered my prayers.

My surgeon's name is "Christian Mann."

No kidding.

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Re: The TMI thread

Post by bjornolf » April 5th, 2011, 6:29 am

Lavabe wrote:I believe the sole smilie to be used on this thread is:
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What about:
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