EarlJam

lawgrad91 · Post by **lawgrad91** » April 1st, 2011, 6:04 pm

Thank God. I don't know whether to kick both your asses, or to hug both your necks.

I told Ozzie without EJ, I felt like I'd lost a member of the family. Not a close one, mind you, but a relative nonetheless.

Post by **wilson** » April 1st, 2011, 6:16 pm

lawgrad91 wrote:I felt like I'd lost a member of the family. Not a close one, mind you, but a relative nonetheless.

No family is complete without the crazy dude that hangs out in the corner spouting crotchety, nutty inappropriateness.

Post by **wilson** » April 1st, 2011, 6:17 pm

CathyCA wrote:Hey, Wilson, you can listen to that song, too! http://www.youclubvideo.com/video/13272 ... cial-video

DukePA · Post by **DukePA** » April 1st, 2011, 6:22 pm

You bastards! Love you both of you : ) I am so fucking gullible.

CameronBornAndBred · Post by **CameronBornAndBred** » April 1st, 2011, 6:48 pm

CathyCA wrote:Hey, Wilson, you can listen to that song, too! http://www.youclubvideo.com/video/13272 ... cial-video

CameronBornAndBred · Post by **CameronBornAndBred** » April 1st, 2011, 6:50 pm

By the way..the only reason I was in on it was that after Wilson kicked EJ to The Cornfield, he didn't know how to undo it.

windsor · Post by **windsor** » April 1st, 2011, 6:57 pm

There is no excuse for the avatar. i was at work. People saw it. It caused trouble

CameronBornAndBred · Post by **CameronBornAndBred** » April 1st, 2011, 7:05 pm

windsor wrote:There is no excuse for the avatar. i was at work. People saw it. It caused trouble

Very true. I am glad that avatar is gone. One of EJ's six hours in banishment was well earned for that one.

DukeUsul · Post by **DukeUsul** » April 1st, 2011, 7:28 pm

windsor wrote:There is no excuse for the avatar. i was at work. People saw it. It caused trouble

Yeah that was the real bad thing. I was actually on a US Government network when I saw that. Thankfully no one else was near me.

Lavabe · Post by **Lavabe** » April 1st, 2011, 7:41 pm

DukeUsul wrote:
windsor wrote:There is no excuse for the avatar. i was at work. People saw it. It caused trouble
Yeah that was the real bad thing. I was actually on a US Government network when I saw that. Thankfully no one else was near me.

I never did see the avatar, but this might explain why my network firewall software got activated (the shield in the tray suddenly activated). Once that happened, and after I read windsor's comments, I no longer thought it was an April Fool's joke.

CameronBornAndBred · Post by **CameronBornAndBred** » April 1st, 2011, 7:53 pm

Lavabe wrote:
DukeUsul wrote:
windsor wrote:There is no excuse for the avatar. i was at work. People saw it. It caused trouble
Yeah that was the real bad thing. I was actually on a US Government network when I saw that. Thankfully no one else was near me.
I never did see the avatar, but this might explain why my network firewall software got activated (the shield in the tray suddenly activated). Once that happened, and after I read windsor's comments, I no longer thought it was an April Fool's joke.

Suffice to say, EarlJam needed a bra. Or at least a bikini.

EarlJam · Post by **EarlJam** » April 1st, 2011, 7:58 pm

windsor wrote:There is no excuse for the avatar. i was at work. People saw it. It caused trouble

Windsor. I love you. You are one of my favorites. But come on. It caused trouble? What happened? Please explain. The avatar could have been much worse. It was simply naked pics of breasts. No sex, porn, or anything extreme. It was a joke, but I DO apologize if it got you in trouble of some sort. Last thing I wanted.

Again, I think you are awesome.

Best,

-EarlJam

windsor · Post by **windsor** » April 1st, 2011, 8:38 pm

EarlJam wrote:
windsor wrote:There is no excuse for the avatar. i was at work. People saw it. It caused trouble
Windsor. I love you. You are one of my favorites. But come on. It caused trouble? What happened? Please explain. The avatar could have been much worse. It was simply naked pics of breasts. No sex, porn, or anything extreme. It was a joke, but I DO apologize if it got you in trouble of some sort. Last thing I wanted.

Again, I think you are awesome.

Best,

-EarlJam

What happened in short is that the absolute wrong person walked by (I develop software - I have some giganormous monitors) and saw it. Nudes are not safe for work...at least not my work. AWP (absolute wrong person) stopped, looked, looked again and made a b-line for my boss. I had to explain that it was an avatar on a Duke Sport site and ended up having to show him the Earl Jam is banned post to keep CTN from getting blocked. Seriously. Nudes are not welcome in corporate America.

I am very careful about following links etc for that very reason.

EarlJam · Post by **EarlJam** » April 1st, 2011, 8:56 pm

windsor wrote:
EarlJam wrote:
windsor wrote:There is no excuse for the avatar. i was at work. People saw it. It caused trouble
Windsor. I love you. You are one of my favorites. But come on. It caused trouble? What happened? Please explain. The avatar could have been much worse. It was simply naked pics of breasts. No sex, porn, or anything extreme. It was a joke, but I DO apologize if it got you in trouble of some sort. Last thing I wanted.

Again, I think you are awesome.

Best,

-EarlJam

What happened in short is that the absolute wrong person walked by (I develop software - I have some giganormous monitors) and saw it. Nudes are not safe for work...at least not my work. AWP (absolute wrong person) stopped, looked, looked again and made a b-line for my boss. I had to explain that it was an avatar on a Duke Sport site and ended up having to show him the Earl Jam is banned post to keep CTN from getting blocked. Seriously. Nudes are not welcome in corporate America.

I am very careful about following links etc for that very reason.

I've worked in corporate America at PR firms in Atlanta and at The Weather Channel. I understand the environment. But that was all pretty innocent in the grand scheme. I mean, really. Sounds like the real moron in all of this is the douche that "made a bee line for your boss." Are you serious? Who the frack does THAT? He/she ran to the boss to report you? What a dipshit.

Anyway, okay, I'm sorry. I hope you accept my apology. We were just trying to create some smiles with a joke.

-EarlJam

OZZIE4DUKE · Post by **OZZIE4DUKE** » April 1st, 2011, 9:14 pm

EarlJam wrote:
windsor wrote:
windsor wrote:There is no excuse for the avatar. i was at work. People saw it. It caused trouble
Windsor. I love you. You are one of my favorites. But come on. It caused trouble? What happened? Please explain. The avatar could have been much worse. It was simply naked pics of breasts. No sex, porn, or anything extreme. It was a joke, but I DO apologize if it got you in trouble of some sort. Last thing I wanted.

Again, I think you are awesome.

Best,

-EarlJam

What happened in short is that the absolute wrong person walked by (I develop software - I have some giganormous monitors) and saw it. Nudes are not safe for work...at least not my work. AWP (absolute wrong person) stopped, looked, looked again and made a b-line for my boss. I had to explain that it was an avatar on a Duke Sport site and ended up having to show him the Earl Jam is banned post to keep CTN from getting blocked. Seriously. Nudes are not welcome in corporate America.

I am very careful about following links etc for that very reason.
I've worked in corporate America at PR firms in Atlanta and at The Weather Channel. I understand the environment. But that was all pretty innocent in the grand scheme. I mean, really. Sounds like the real moron in all of this is the douche that "made a bee line for your boss." Are you serious? Who the frack does THAT? He/she ran to the boss to report you? What a dipshit.

Anyway, okay, I'm sorry. I hope you accept my apology. We were just trying to create some smiles with a joke.

-EarlJam

A few boobs get people in a dither when all the fucking language we use around here goes unnoticed? Really? What dip shits!

You guys didn't really have me fooled. I didn't see what went on until all the smoke had cleared and lawgrad had to tell me where it had all gone down because it had fallen to the second page already!

So tell me, Earljam, did your girlfriend hug your cock last night or just beat the shit out of you?

windsor · Post by **windsor** » April 1st, 2011, 9:47 pm

OZZIE4DUKE wrote:[
A few boobs get people in a dither when all the fucking language we use around here goes unnoticed? Really? What dip shits!

You guys didn't really have me fooled. I didn't see what went on until all the smoke had cleared and lawgrad had to tell me where it had all gone down because it had fallen to the second page already!

So tell me, Earljam, did your girlfriend hug your cock last night or just beat the shit out of you?

They could SEE the boobs...even on my huge monitors they can't READ the words ... big difference.

EarlJam · Post by **EarlJam** » April 1st, 2011, 10:51 pm

windsor wrote:
OZZIE4DUKE wrote:[
A few boobs get people in a dither when all the fucking language we use around here goes unnoticed? Really? What dip shits!

You guys didn't really have me fooled. I didn't see what went on until all the smoke had cleared and lawgrad had to tell me where it had all gone down because it had fallen to the second page already!

So tell me, Earljam, did your girlfriend hug your cock last night or just beat the shit out of you?
They could SEE the boobs...even on my huge monitors they can't READ the words ... big difference.

Well, nothing negative to say here Windsor. You are great. I mean that. And again, I apologize sincerely if my avatar and joke got you in trouble. Hope you will forgive me.

Best,

-EJ

DukieInKansas · Post by **DukieInKansas** » April 2nd, 2011, 12:36 am

wilson wrote:
lawgrad91 wrote:I felt like I'd lost a member of the family. Not a close one, mind you, but a relative nonetheless.
No family is complete without the crazy dude that hangs out in the corner spouting crotchety, nutty inappropriateness.

That's my favorite relative!

Bostondevil · Post by **Bostondevil** » April 2nd, 2011, 11:04 am

Well, EarlJam does, in fact, know where I live, so . . . interpret my post however you like. Add me to the 'Gotten' if you like. Or not. I've decided I'm not tellin'.

EarlJam

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