Statler and Waldorf and CathyCA (aka The Snark Thread)

[wilson]

In the proud tradition of those curmudgeonly Muppets, Cathy CA is our resident snark, and she's damned good at it. In light of that, I hereby institute the official CTN snark thread, wherein we will good-naturedly ridicule poor sartorial, romantic, and other choices of prominent personalities (that is, we'll talk shit about celebrities' ugly clothes, ugly-ass significant others, and stupid life decisions).

[wilson]

First topic: Lindsay Lohan.
Well, actually, it's now just Lindsay. Like Madonna.
a) You ain't Madonna, honey.
b) This doesn't change the fact that you're a drug-addicted, unprofessional, sociopathic shoplifter.

[DevilAlumna]

First topic: Lindsay Lohan.
Well, actually, it's now just Lindsay. Like Madonna.
a) You ain't Madonna, honey.
b) This doesn't change the fact that you're a drug-addicted, unprofessional, sociopathic shoplifter.

Or as Denis Leary tweeted yesterday, she should just legally change her name to, "The Defendant."

[CathyCA]

OMG--I am LMAO at that picture! I have tears in my eyes! How funny is that?

Did you steal that picture from my FB page or my Match page?

[wilson]

OMG--I am LMAO at that picture! I have tears in my eyes! How funny is that?

Did you steal that picture from my FB page or my Match page?

FB. I'm not on Match.

[lawgrad91]

First topic: Lindsay Lohan.
Well, actually, it's now just Lindsay. Like Madonna.
a) You ain't Madonna, honey.
b) This doesn't change the fact that you're a drug-addicted, unprofessional, sociopathic shoplifter.

Or as Denis Leary tweeted yesterday, she should just legally change her name to, "The Defendant."

I love this! Maybe she can change her name to "Thief." kind of like Mr. Beer that my coworker Randy is prosecuting for drunk driving.

[Lavabe]

Topic two:

WINNER!

[CathyCA]

Topic One: I have never seen a Lindsay Lohan movie or television episode. She is famous for being famous, a phenomenon I have never understood.

Topic Two: He's a wild thing.

I'm not snarky all the time.

[lawgrad91]

Topic One: I have never seen a Lindsay Lohan movie or television episode. She is famous for being famous, a phenomenon I have never understood.

Topic Two: He's a wild thing.

I'm not snarky all the time.

The only pictures of Lindsay Lohan I've ever seen were booking photos. Nonetheless, (to stay on the criminal motif) I couldn't pick her out of a lineup.

[Very Duke Blue]

Just read this thread. My entertainment for the night.

[CameronBornAndBred]

That first photo is one of the funniest things I have seen all week!!

I am looking forward to the snarkiness.

[EarlJam]

Speaking of celebrity madness, isn't former Wham front man George Michael about due for passing out from a drug overdose while simultaneously running his car into something and being found by the police, sweaty and slumped over the wheel?

Lordy.

-EarlJam

[CameronBornAndBred]

Speaking of celebrity madness, isn't former Wham front man George Michael about due for passing out from a drug overdose while simultaneously running his car into something and being found by the police, sweaty and slumped over the wheel?

Lordy.

-EarlJam

When his car crashed, did it go Wham! ?

[wilson]

Speaking of celebrity madness, isn't former Wham front man George Michael about due for passing out from a drug overdose while simultaneously running his car into something and being found by the police, sweaty and slumped over the wheel?

Lordy.

-EarlJam

When his car crashed, did it go Wham! ?

[Lavabe]

Speaking of celebrity madness, isn't former Wham front man George Michael about due for passing out from a drug overdose while simultaneously running his car into something and being found by the police, sweaty and slumped over the wheel?

Lordy.

-EarlJam

When his car crashed, did it go Wham! ?

And really, what was the point of those silly shirts they wore?

[CameronBornAndBred]

Did anyone watch the Duke - Depaul women's game? Their coach, Bruno Whatshisface, wears shirts emblazened with "DePaul" on them. He looks like he should be meeting you at the gate. "Hi, I'm Bruno, welcome to DePaul. I will need to check your bags on your way out, thanks".



And he wears ugly ties.

[CathyCA]

Did anyone watch the Duke - Depaul women's game? Their coach, Bruno Whatshisface, wears shirts emblazened with "DePaul" on them. He looks like he should be meeting you at the gate. "Hi, I'm Bruno, welcome to DePaul. I will need to check your bags on your way out, thanks".



And he wears ugly ties.

I commented on Bruno's stupid shirt in the LTE, but it bears repeating here:

His hair isn't as bad as his dress shirt that is puckered around the DePaul logo. I don't know who thought that embroidering a school logo on a dress shirt was a good idea, but whoever it was should have pre-shrunk that shirt before running it through the embroidery machine.

[EarlJam]

Speaking of celebrity madness, isn't former Wham front man George Michael about due for passing out from a drug overdose while simultaneously running his car into something and being found by the police, sweaty and slumped over the wheel?

Lordy.

-EarlJam

When his car crashed, did it go Wham! ?

I still can't believe he's gay. I would have never guessed and who would have ever figured? (not that there's anything wrong with that)...

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My God man. How in the hell does this happen?

-EarlJam

[Bostondevil]

I so want to be snarky but I'm not feeling it today. I'll just sit back and enjoy the rest of you until I get my snark back.

[lawgrad91]

Last night I was watching Stanford-Gonzaga. At halftime ESPN had Carolyn Peck, who is pretty, and the coach from UCLA, also a nice looking lady, and Kara Lawson, who looks like a fish with a crimping iron.

Bless her heart.