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Oh, what the hell. It's Friday, and this isn't TBTSNBN.

There is something wrong if this poll is not unanimous.

I had some jam in my earl just the other week, so it's definitely my favorite, though it IS immune to any known antibiotic. Pepper spray only gets rid of it temporarily. It keeps growing back. I've heard the only way to get rid of it is to eat A LOT of garlic and broccoli.

I want to see an expose on the social life of actors after they do one of those herpes treatment commercials.

I heard the best way to get rid of an EarlJam infestation is to get up on a high horse.

Lavabe wrote:There is something wrong if this poll is not unanimous.

I voted without first looking at the results or any posts. After vomiting, er, voting, it is still unamimous!

Awww, man, I didn't get the memo.

I went with the one that, when I was younger, thought sounded like a Greek villain like Scylla or Charybdis.

DevilAlumna wrote:Awww, man, I didn't get the memo.

I went with the one that, when I was younger, thought sounded like a Greek villain like Scylla or Charybdis.

For some reason this reminds me of the Seinfeld episode with Delores/Mulva... (Did you see that one?)

Why wasn't Tar Holeitis included in this list?

colchar wrote:Why wasn't Tar Holeitis included in this list?

I thought Options 1-5 covered that.

Miles wrote:

colchar wrote:Why wasn't Tar Holeitis included in this list?

I thought Options 1-5 covered that.

Fair enough.

If the whole world had a case of EarlJam, the world would be a much happier, silly place to live in!!

DukePA wrote:If the whole world had a case of EarlJam, the world would be a much happier, silly place to live in!!

I'll second that! Maybe I should bust out my chemistry set and try to clone EarlJam. Of course this might end up creating a zombie clone of EarlJam, in which case we could all fondly remember 2009 as ZombieJam.

Wow. I don't have words for where this thread is headed.

Miles wrote:

DukePA wrote:If the whole world had a case of EarlJam, the world would be a much happier, silly place to live in!!

I'll second that! Maybe I should bust out my chemistry set and try to clone EarlJam. Of course this might end up creating a zombie clone of EarlJam, in which case we could all fondly remember 2009 as ZombieJam.

The chemistry set won't work; you'll need Baby's First Molecular Biology Set. Cloning EarlJam is truly a brave undertaking and would not be for the faint of heart.

Mononucleosis. I've been festered with it 4 times, beginning when I was the tender, hot-blooded age of 8. ;)

captmojo wrote:Mononucleosis. I've been festered with it 4 times, beginning when I was the tender, hot-blooded age of 8. ;)

I thought a person could only get mono once in a lifetime. Guess I was wrong...?

Sue71 wrote:

captmojo wrote:Mononucleosis. I've been festered with it 4 times, beginning when I was the tender, hot-blooded age of 8. ;)

I thought a person could only get mono once in a lifetime. Guess I was wrong...?

Yep, you were. Only being able to get it once is a myth. One of my closest friends had it three times in high school and would've had to repeat a couple of grades due to time missed if her parents hadn't been teachers (well one principal and one teacher) who made arrangements to home school her while she was ill. Actually, from what I understand, once you get it you are more susceptible to it.

I suppose due to my youth, I didn't really have many of the lack of energy symptoms that many go through with it. All that was noticed in me, was a glandular swelling.

captmojo wrote:I suppose due to my youth, I didn't really have many of the lack of energy symptoms that many go through with it. All that was noticed in me, was a glandular swelling.

The friend of mine who had it had all of the symptoms - in a big way.

When my brother had it he had all of the symptoms as well.