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Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica? Where do they go?

Wonder no more!

It is a well-known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic bird which lives an extremely ordered and complex life. The penguin is very committed to its family and will mate for life, as well as maintain a form of compassionate contact with its offspring throughout its life.

If a penguin is found dead on the ice surface, other members of the family and social circle have been known to dig holes in the ice, using their vestigial wings and beaks, until the hole is deep enough for the dead bird to be rolled into and buried.

The male penguins then gather in a circle around the fresh grave and sing:

"Freeze a jolly good fellow."

Then they kick him in the ice hole. <---



You really didn’t believe that I know anything about penguins, did you?

I thought this was going to be another hockey thread.

I always thought the walrus or the polar bears consumed them. This is very interesting! Very Cool!!!

cl15876 wrote:I always thought the walrus or the polar bears consumed them. This is very interesting! Very Cool!!!

I...but....uh.....
You know that geography thread?....

Very funny also!!!! I forgot to add my smilies!!!! Got distracted by TV and kids and hit enter! ;)

CathyCA wrote:Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica? Where do they go?

Wonder no more!

It is a well-known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic bird which lives an extremely ordered and complex life. The penguin is very committed to its family and will mate for life, as well as maintain a form of compassionate contact with its offspring throughout its life.

If a penguin is found dead on the ice surface, other members of the family and social circle have been known to dig holes in the ice, using their vestigial wings and beaks, until the hole is deep enough for the dead bird to be rolled into and buried.

The male penguins then gather in a circle around the fresh grave and sing:

"Freeze a jolly good fellow."

Then they kick him in the ice hole. <---



You really didn’t believe that I know anything about penguins, did you?

What do you do if you find one on top of your telly?

devildeac wrote:

CathyCA wrote:Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica? Where do they go?

Wonder no more!

It is a well-known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic bird which lives an extremely ordered and complex life. The penguin is very committed to its family and will mate for life, as well as maintain a form of compassionate contact with its offspring throughout its life.

If a penguin is found dead on the ice surface, other members of the family and social circle have been known to dig holes in the ice, using their vestigial wings and beaks, until the hole is deep enough for the dead bird to be rolled into and buried.

The male penguins then gather in a circle around the fresh grave and sing:

"Freeze a jolly good fellow."

Then they kick him in the ice hole. <---



You really didn’t believe that I know anything about penguins, did you?

What do you do if you find one on top of your telly?

You watch him!

OZZIE4DUKE wrote: I thought this was going to be another hockey thread.

Another? There is a severe dearth of hockey threads here

colchar wrote:

OZZIE4DUKE wrote: I thought this was going to be another hockey thread.

Another? There is a severe dearth of hockey threads here

Oh....you said "dearth".

CameronBornAndBred wrote:

colchar wrote:

OZZIE4DUKE wrote: I thought this was going to be another hockey thread.

Another? There is a severe dearth of hockey threads here

Oh....you said "dearth".

devildeac wrote:

CameronBornAndBred wrote:

colchar wrote:There is a severe dearth of hockey threads here

Oh....you said "dearth".

This is the funniest bunch of raging geeks I know.

colchar wrote:

OZZIE4DUKE wrote: I thought this was going to be another hockey thread.

Another? There is a severe dearth of hockey threads here

And I thought it would be another laudatory thread about Sid and Geno and their annoying teammates.

ugh.