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Oh, Krysta...!
You can't know how much I've missed ya.....
I just want to have a tryst-with-yaaaa.....
I adoree thee, oh beauttiful Krystaaaaaa..............!!!

HAIKU, FOR YOU

Oh, lovely Krysta
Hot offspring of frequent poster
Luscious avatar!

I think I just barfed in my mouth a little bit...

colchar wrote:I think I just barfed in my mouth a little bit...

Due to the sickening sweetness,that is the language of love...

Hahaha oh boyyyy.

I must admit that is pretty creative, my name is rather hard to rhyme words too.

Shammrog wrote:Oh, Krysta...!
You can't know how much I've missed ya.....
I just want to have a tryst-with-yaaaa.....
I adoree thee, oh beauttiful Krystaaaaaa..............!!!

Oh, Krysta.
Sorry I dissed ya.
Erased you off my lista.
I hope you're not pisseda.

But it was a mighty strong force.
You understand, of course.
When I walked through the doors.
And found you with a horse.

Nayyyyyy!
No wayyyyyyyyyy!
To Mr. Ed.
You was giving.........cranium?

-EarlJam

A limerick:

Krysta, sweet Krysta, oh how I've missed ya.
Under the moon, how I wish I'd kissed ya.
Now a lonely man.
I've been using my hand.
And my dinger is now full of blisters.

-EJ

Wow.
I don't know what to say to those.

WindsorsDaughter wrote:Wow.
I don't know what to say to those.

Hahaha I can't imagine why.

Sue71 wrote:

WindsorsDaughter wrote:Wow.
I don't know what to say to those.

Hahaha I can't imagine why.

I cant wait for my mom to read those! lol

EarlJam wrote: Oh, Krysta.
Sorry I dissed ya.
Erased you off my lista.
I hope you're not pisseda.

But it was a mighty strong force.
You understand, of course.
When I walked through the doors.
And found you with a horse.

Nayyyyyy!
No wayyyyyyyyyy!
To Mr. Ed.
You was giving.........cranium?

-EarlJam

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Yer a sick puppy EJ.

EarlJam wrote:A limerick:

Krysta, sweet Krysta, oh how I've missed ya.
Under the moon, how I wish I'd kissed ya.
Now a lonely man.
I've been using my hand.
And my dinger is now full of blisters.

-EJ

Earl Jam...might I remind you that you are speaking to MY DAUGHTER. One more like that and your dinger won't be full of blisters it will be full of plastic pine needles as you receive an EJ Christams tree enema....got it

windsor wrote:

EarlJam wrote:A limerick:

Krysta, sweet Krysta, oh how I've missed ya.
Under the moon, how I wish I'd kissed ya.
Now a lonely man.
I've been using my hand.
And my dinger is now full of blisters.

-EJ

Earl Jam...might I remind you that you are speaking to MY DAUGHTER. One more like that and your dinger won't be full of blisters it will be full of plastic pine needles as you receive an EJ Christams tree enema....got it

Wait a minute. Oh no. Seriously. I thought Krysta was one of Shamm's ex-girls. No? Did I miss something? I'm being serious.

-EJ

EarlJam wrote:Wait a minute. Oh no. Seriously. I thought Krysta was one of Shamm's ex-girls. No? Did I miss something? I'm being serious.

-EJ

You might want to catch up here.

Miles wrote:

EarlJam wrote:Wait a minute. Oh no. Seriously. I thought Krysta was one of Shamm's ex-girls. No? Did I miss something? I'm being serious.

-EJ

viewtopic.php?f=3&t=74&start=100

Son of a.............

Now that I realize;
I must apologize;
I knew not the relation;
To Windsor and her station;
Now I shall gouge out my eyes.

-EarlJam

EarlJam wrote:Now that I realize;
I must apologize;
I knew not the relation;
To Windsor and her station;
Now I shall gouge out my eyes.

-EarlJam

At least you weren't banned!

Miles wrote:

EarlJam wrote:Now that I realize;
I must apologize;
I knew not the relation;
To Windsor and her station;
Now I shall gouge out my eyes.

-EarlJam

At least you weren't banned!

Nope he wasn't banned - nearly neutered but not banned

EJ - Read the Windsor's daughter is hot thread...all will be made clear....you are forgiven

windsor wrote:Nope he wasn't banned - nearly neutered but not banned

EJ - Read the Windsor's daughter is hot thread...all will be made clear....you are forgiven

I commend you on:
1. Lack of neutering you performed today.
2. Forgiving EJ.
3. Excellent use of emoticon.

Miles wrote:

EarlJam wrote:Wait a minute. Oh no. Seriously. I thought Krysta was one of Shamm's ex-girls. No? Did I miss something? I'm being serious.

-EJ

You might want to catch up here.

Good point. I'm just not used to posting much. This whole thing is new to me. I promise to get the hang of it though.

-Earl to the J to the Am.