Geography
Posted: October 6th, 2009, 6:24 pm
THE GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN
Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa:
Half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful!
Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe:
Well developed and open to trade, especially for someone of real value.
Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain:
Very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.
Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece:
Gently aging but still a warm and a desirable place to visit.
Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain:
With a glorious and all conquering past.
Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel:
Has been through war, doesn't make the same mistakes twice, and takes care of business.
Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada:
Self-preserving, but open to meeting new people. Really enjoys life.
After 70, she becomes Tibet:
Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages....An adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge.
THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN
Between 1 and 80, a man is like Iran:
Ruled by nuts.
THE END.
Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa:
Half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful!
Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe:
Well developed and open to trade, especially for someone of real value.
Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain:
Very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.
Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece:
Gently aging but still a warm and a desirable place to visit.
Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain:
With a glorious and all conquering past.
Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel:
Has been through war, doesn't make the same mistakes twice, and takes care of business.
Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada:
Self-preserving, but open to meeting new people. Really enjoys life.
After 70, she becomes Tibet:
Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages....An adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge.
THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN
Between 1 and 80, a man is like Iran:
Ruled by nuts.
THE END.
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