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I mean, you know, if you had to make that choice.

-EJ

What an odd poll. I didn't know that buzzards ate live things. I was once told that having kids was like being pecked to death by ducks. Cause, you know, it doesn't hurt so much at first cause the bills are kinda wide and blunt, but it adds up quickly. Does that count?

I chose pirhanas because it seems that would be the fastest way to go.

It sure is fun to have EJ polls back!

No doubt about it. Earljam is back at full throttle!

I'm down for the lion attack. I was gonna opt for sharks because I figured they would be swift, but I don't like the idea of bloody water. Bloody dirt is cool, but not bloody water.

Miles wrote:I'm down for the lion attack. I was gonna opt for sharks because I figured they would be swift, but I don't like the idea of bloody water. Bloody dirt is cool, but not bloody water.

It WOULD be cool to tell someone you knew someone who was mauled and eaten alive by a lion. A cool way to go. Beats having the standard American heart attack in your office at work.

I didn't pick sharks because added to the pain of teeth in the torso and limbs, it could very well involve drowning, and that just seems down right uncomfortable.

-EJ

Trust me, drowning is the least of your worries if a great white's latched onto you.

I think lions pretty much go for a quick kill, and I'm for that. A shark might just be satisfied with half of you, and that sounds like a slow way to go. Same with the others. When I was a kid, I went to the Carnivore Preservation Trust and was "attacked" by a tiger cub. He jumped me from behind, and brought one full paw of claws down each of my calves. I was very bummed out when years later the scars finally faded away. Nothing like pointing to scars on your leg and saying "that's where I was mauled by a tiger".

I don't know if I'd want to be eaten by Nancy Grace, but I sure enjoyed when Jon Stewart ate her for lunch over the Duke lacrosse scandal. I'll never forget, "She's out raping puppies. Prove me wrong."

So remember kids, Nancy Grace doesn't eat people, she rapes puppies!

Humans are not considered natural prey for sharks. They'll bite humans and depending on where the bite is could kill a human, but they rarely eat a human.

TillyGalore wrote:Humans are not considered natural prey for sharks. They'll bite humans and depending on where the bite is could kill a human, but they rarely eat a human.

True, we taste nasty. We're not really natural prey for anything but other humans. They're just taking a taste usually to see if we are prey. Problem is, that taste is often fatal.

James Bond has yet to be tortured by: lions, rabbits, and Nancy Grace.

I'll go with lions.

TillyGalore wrote:Humans are not considered natural prey for sharks. They'll bite humans and depending on where the bite is could kill a human, but they rarely eat a human.

There is a reason why we are at the top of the food chain!

I'd far prefer to be eaten alive by a hot blonde.

colchar wrote:I'd far prefer to be eaten alive by a hot blonde.

I was waiting for someone to post something like that. Thank you for not disappointing me. ;)

colchar wrote:I'd far prefer to be eaten alive by a hot blonde.

So YOU were the one that voted for Nancy Grace. I figured.

Shark. Over the most quickly.

I voted shark, but I think I would prefer to be eaten by an alligator, or a crocodile. Whichever one does the death role. I think I would probably be lucid enough to think, while in its jaws and spinning, "so this is what the death role feels like."

Then, hopefully I'd pass out.

TillyGalore wrote:

colchar wrote:I'd far prefer to be eaten alive by a hot blonde.

I was waiting for someone to post something like that. Thank you for not disappointing me. ;)

This brings up a good point. Any way to configure polls to where you can see who voted for what?

-EJ

You should have added ants to your list.. you know those killer ants... its said to have the worst sting of any insect, its the velvet ant..even though it is really a wingless female wasp.



They also make screaming noises