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Happy marauding today, may all your wishes come true and your booty be bountiful!

Happy Birthday!

As per my message to you on the LTE, HAPPY BDAY!! Hope the brews help out!!
Cheers,
Lavabe

Happy birthday to our resident pirate from the whole motley crew!

And many, many more.

I thought Wilson's birthday was LAST month!

Why does Wilson get to have a birthday once a month while the rest of us only have them once a year?

Wait, I thought your birthday was in August?

Oh well. Happy Birthday!

CathyCA wrote:I thought Wilson's birthday was LAST month!

Why does Wilson get to have a birthday once a month while the rest of us only have them once a year?

If he keeps having monthly birthdays, he'll catch up to some of us and we won't be accused of being cougars anymore when we talk about the greatness of Wilson.

Have a wonderful birthday, Wilson.

DukieInKansas wrote:

CathyCA wrote:I thought Wilson's birthday was LAST month!

Why does Wilson get to have a birthday once a month while the rest of us only have them once a year?

If he keeps having monthly birthdays, he'll catch up to some of us and we won't be accused of being cougars anymore when we talk about the greatness of Wilson.

Have a wonderful birthday, Wilson.

Was thinking the same thing!

Happy Birthday Wilson! If you get a chance during your partying, preferably when you are 3 sheets to the wind, please take your turn in our scrabble game!!!! I need all the help I can get!!!

Poor guy. If he keeps going at this rate, he'll be the first RIP of the board.

Yeah Facebook says his birthday was last month. Hmm, I smell something fishy.

DukeUsul wrote:Yeah Facebook says his birthday was last month. Hmm, I smell something fishy.

Sounding like that Brad Paisley song "online" ....

I work down at the Pizza Pit
And I drive an old Hyundai
I still live with my mom and dad
I'm 5 foot 3 and overweight
I'm a scifi fanatic
A mild asthmatic
And I've never been to second base
But there's whole ‘nother me
That you need to see
Go checkout MySpace

'Cause online I'm out in Hollywood
I'm 6 foot 5 and I look damn good
I drive a Maserati
I'm a black-belt in karate
And I love a good glass of wine
It turns girls on that I’m mysterious
I tell them I don't want nothing serious
'Cause even on a slow day
I could have a three way
Chat with two women at one time
I’m so much cooler online
So much cooler online

When I get home I kiss my mom
And she fixes me a snack
And I head down to my basement bedroom
And fire up my mac
In real life the only time I’ve ever even been to L.A
Is when I got the chance with the marching band
To play tuba in the Rose Parade

Online I live in Malibu
I pose for Calvin Klein, I've been in GQ
I'm single and I'm rich
And I've got a set of six pack abs that would blow your mind
It turns girls on that I’m mysterious
I tell them I don't want nothing serious
'Cause even on a slow day
I could have a three way
Chat with two women at one time
I’m so much cooler online
Yeah, I'm cooler online

When you got my kind of stats
It’s hard to get a date
Let alone a real girlfriend
But I grow another foot and I lose a bunch of weight
Every time I login

Online
I’m out in Hollywood
I’m 6 foot 5 and I look damn good
Even on a slow day
I could have a three way
Chat with two women at one time
I’m so much cooler online
Yeah, I’m cooler online
I’m so much cooler online
Yeah, I’m cooler online

Yeah, I’m cooler online

Yeah, I’ll see ya online

DukeUsul wrote:Yeah Facebook says his birthday was last month. Hmm, I smell something fishy.

Can we hand out warnings for falsifying the CTN user profile?

cl15876 wrote:

DukeUsul wrote:Yeah Facebook says his birthday was last month. Hmm, I smell something fishy.

Sounding like that Brad Paisley song "online" ....

The video to that song cracks me up. I love the ferrari at the end, with Brad showing Shatner how to get it in gear. Are Paisley and Jason Alexander close, or does Brad have pictures of Castanza abusing a lemur? He's in a LOT of his videos lately. So is JTK for that matter.

Well that's embarrassing. I transposed the day and month of my birthday in my CTN profile because they come in different order than usual. My birthday was indeed last month...8/9 instead of 9/8. But thanks for the well wishes anyway.

wilson wrote:Well that's embarrassing. I transposed the day and month of my birthday in my CTN profile because they come in different order than usual. My birthday was indeed last month...8/9 instead of 9/8. But thanks for the well wishes anyway.

Walk the plank, ya scurvy knave!

wilson wrote:Well that's embarrassing. I transposed the day and month of my birthday in my CTN profile because they come in different order than usual. My birthday was indeed last month...8/9 instead of 9/8. But thanks for the well wishes anyway.

Happy dyslexic day!

CameronBornAndBred wrote:

wilson wrote:Well that's embarrassing. I transposed the day and month of my birthday in my CTN profile because they come in different order than usual. My birthday was indeed last month...8/9 instead of 9/8. But thanks for the well wishes anyway.

Happy dyslexic day!

That's the best post!

Devil in the Blue Dress wrote:

CameronBornAndBred wrote:

wilson wrote:Well that's embarrassing. I transposed the day and month of my birthday in my CTN profile because they come in different order than usual. My birthday was indeed last month...8/9 instead of 9/8. But thanks for the well wishes anyway.

Happy dyslexic day!

That's the best post!

I agree!!!!! Very clever!!!!

CameronBornAndBred wrote:

DukeUsul wrote:Yeah Facebook says his birthday was last month. Hmm, I smell something fishy.

Can we hand out warnings for falsifying the CTN user profile?

We can start. Heh-heh...