Today's Holiday
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- devildeac
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Today's Holiday
Posted by Ozzie on March 23, 2015 in the Jokes thread:
Most people don't know that back in
1912, Hellmann's Mayonnaise was
manufactured in England. In fact,
the Titanic was carrying 12,000
jars of the condiment scheduled
for delivery in Vera Cruz, Mexico,
which was to be the next port of call
for the great ship after its stop in
New York. This would have been
the largest single shipment of
mayonnaise ever delivered to Mexico
... But as we know, the great ship
did not make it to New York. The
ship hit an iceberg and sank. The
people of Mexico, who were crazy
about mayonnaise, and were eagerly
awaiting its delivery, were disconsolate
at the loss. Their anguish was so
great, that they declared a National
Day of Mourning.
The National Day of Mourning occurs
each year on May 5 and is known,
of course, as -
Sinko De Mayo.
WHAT??? You expected something educational from me?
You need a shot of Tequila.
Don't blame me. We recycle almost everything here in the dd household .
Most people don't know that back in
1912, Hellmann's Mayonnaise was
manufactured in England. In fact,
the Titanic was carrying 12,000
jars of the condiment scheduled
for delivery in Vera Cruz, Mexico,
which was to be the next port of call
for the great ship after its stop in
New York. This would have been
the largest single shipment of
mayonnaise ever delivered to Mexico
... But as we know, the great ship
did not make it to New York. The
ship hit an iceberg and sank. The
people of Mexico, who were crazy
about mayonnaise, and were eagerly
awaiting its delivery, were disconsolate
at the loss. Their anguish was so
great, that they declared a National
Day of Mourning.
The National Day of Mourning occurs
each year on May 5 and is known,
of course, as -
Sinko De Mayo.
WHAT??? You expected something educational from me?
You need a shot of Tequila.
Don't blame me. We recycle almost everything here in the dd household .
[redacted] them and the horses they rode in on.
- YmoBeThere
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Re: Today's Holiday
I'm expecting some good food in our cafeteria for lunch. I know an oxymoron.
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Re: Today's Holiday
The Circuit Court bailiff told me this one this morning. Since he has my back and other important portions of my anatomy during serious felony cases, I laughed.devildeac wrote: Sinko De Mayo.
WHAT??? You expected something educational from me?
You need a shot of Tequila.
Don't blame me. We recycle almost everything here in the dd household .
Iron Duke #1471997.
- DukieInKansas
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Re: Today's Holiday
Good call, LG.lawgrad91 wrote:The Circuit Court bailiff told me this one this morning. Since he has my back and other important portions of my anatomy during serious felony cases, I laughed.devildeac wrote: Sinko De Mayo.
WHAT??? You expected something educational from me?
You need a shot of Tequila.
Don't blame me. We recycle almost everything here in the dd household .
Life is good!
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- YmoBeThere
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Re: Today's Holiday
When I used to travel to Mexico for work, we used to have a shot of tequila after lunch before heading back to work. I adapted to the culture.