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Today's Holiday

Post by devildeac » May 5th, 2015, 8:58 am

Posted by Ozzie on March 23, 2015 in the Jokes thread:

Most people don't know that back in

1912, Hellmann's Mayonnaise was

manufactured in England. In fact,

the Titanic was carrying 12,000

jars of the condiment scheduled

for delivery in Vera Cruz, Mexico,

which was to be the next port of call

for the great ship after its stop in

New York. This would have been

the largest single shipment of

mayonnaise ever delivered to Mexico

... But as we know, the great ship

did not make it to New York. The

ship hit an iceberg and sank. The

people of Mexico, who were crazy

about mayonnaise, and were eagerly

awaiting its delivery, were disconsolate

at the loss. Their anguish was so

great, that they declared a National

Day of Mourning.



The National Day of Mourning occurs

each year on May 5 and is known,

of course, as -













Sinko De Mayo.



WHAT??? You expected something educational from me?

You need a shot of Tequila.


Don't blame me. We recycle almost everything here in the dd household :ymblushing: .
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Re: Today's Holiday

Post by YmoBeThere » May 5th, 2015, 9:06 am

I'm expecting some good food in our cafeteria for lunch. I know an oxymoron.
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Re: Today's Holiday

Post by lawgrad91 » May 5th, 2015, 10:08 am

devildeac wrote: Sinko De Mayo.



WHAT??? You expected something educational from me?

You need a shot of Tequila.


Don't blame me. We recycle almost everything here in the dd household :ymblushing: .
The Circuit Court bailiff told me this one this morning. Since he has my back and other important portions of my anatomy during serious felony cases, I laughed. :9f:
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Re: Today's Holiday

Post by DukieInKansas » May 5th, 2015, 10:18 am

lawgrad91 wrote:
devildeac wrote: Sinko De Mayo.



WHAT??? You expected something educational from me?

You need a shot of Tequila.


Don't blame me. We recycle almost everything here in the dd household :ymblushing: .
The Circuit Court bailiff told me this one this morning. Since he has my back and other important portions of my anatomy during serious felony cases, I laughed. :9f:
Good call, LG.
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Re: Today's Holiday

Post by DukieInKansas » May 5th, 2015, 10:34 am

Left on the boss's desk last year:
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Re: Today's Holiday

Post by YmoBeThere » May 5th, 2015, 10:38 am

When I used to travel to Mexico for work, we used to have a shot of tequila after lunch before heading back to work. I adapted to the culture.
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