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Good Morfternoon, y'all!

Posted: April 5th, 2012, 4:32 pm
by captmojo
Sheesh! Why not?

How long does a morfternoon last? :-?

Re: Good Morfternoon, y'all!

Posted: April 5th, 2012, 5:37 pm
by CameronBornAndBred
How many beers does a good morfternoon require?

Re: Good Morfternoon, y'all!

Posted: April 5th, 2012, 6:09 pm
by Ima Facultiwyfe
I hope "Morafternoon" doesn't interfere with the sun going over the yardarm. The serious drinks start at five, ya know.
Love, Ima

(Had to edit because I misspelled 'morafternoon'. But, I'll catch on. I'm a dedicated morafternooner.)

Re: Good Morfternoon, y'all!

Posted: April 5th, 2012, 7:26 pm
by OZZIE4DUKE
Ima Facultiwyfe wrote:I hope "Morafternoon" doesn't interfere with the sun going over the yardarm. The serious drinks start at five, ya know.
Love, Ima

(Had to edit because I misspelled 'morafternoon'. But, I'll catch on. I'm a dedicated morafternooner.)
Ima, repeat after me
m
o
r
f
t
e
r
n
o
o
n.

There is no "a" in morfternoon!

Re: Good Morfternoon, y'all!

Posted: April 5th, 2012, 7:29 pm
by OZZIE4DUKE
captmojo wrote:Sheesh! Why not?

How long does a morfternoon last? :-?
=)) =)) =))

It lasts until afght. That's like a long f. :D

Re: Good Morfternoon, y'all!

Posted: April 5th, 2012, 7:37 pm
by Ima Facultiwyfe
OZZIE4DUKE wrote:
Ima Facultiwyfe wrote:I hope "Morafternoon" doesn't interfere with the sun going over the yardarm. The serious drinks start at five, ya know.
Love, Ima

(Had to edit because I misspelled 'morafternoon'. But, I'll catch on. I'm a dedicated morafternooner.)
Ima, repeat after me
m
o
r
f
t
e
r
n
o
o
n.

There is no "a" in morfternoon!
My bd. I'll remember tht.
Love, Im

Re: Good Morfternoon, y'all!

Posted: April 5th, 2012, 9:24 pm
by OZZIE4DUKE
Ima Facultiwyfe wrote:
OZZIE4DUKE wrote:
Ima Facultiwyfe wrote:I hope "Morafternoon" doesn't interfere with the sun going over the yardarm. The serious drinks start at five, ya know.
Love, Ima

(Had to edit because I misspelled 'morafternoon'. But, I'll catch on. I'm a dedicated morafternooner.)
Ima, repeat after me
m
o
r
f
t
e
r
n
o
o
n.

There is no "a" in morfternoon!
My bd. I'll remember tht.
Love, Im
Well done! :ymapplause: :ymapplause: :ymapplause:

Re: Good Morfternoon, y'all!

Posted: April 6th, 2012, 8:13 am
by Miles
Ima Facultiwyfe wrote:
OZZIE4DUKE wrote:
Ima Facultiwyfe wrote:I hope "Morafternoon" doesn't interfere with the sun going over the yardarm. The serious drinks start at five, ya know.
Love, Ima

(Had to edit because I misspelled 'morafternoon'. But, I'll catch on. I'm a dedicated morafternooner.)
Ima, repeat after me
m
o
r
f
t
e
r
n
o
o
n.

There is no "a" in morfternoon!
My bd. I'll remember tht.
Love, Im
=))

Re: Good Morfternoon, y'all!

Posted: April 6th, 2012, 12:29 pm
by OZZIE4DUKE
Good morfternoon. This seems to be a pattern now... B-)

Re: Good Morfternoon, y'all!

Posted: April 6th, 2012, 12:34 pm
by Lavabe
OZZIE4DUKE wrote:Good morfternoon. This seems to be a pattern now... B-)
Are the Yankees playing?

Re: Good Morfternoon, y'all!

Posted: April 6th, 2012, 1:41 pm
by Ima Facultiwyfe
What a boon!
This "morfternoon"!
A guy doesn't hafta get up so soon.
He can eat his "lunch" with a cereal spoon
And even include a helping of prune

He can find a beach with a big sand dune,
Stick an orange wedge in a cold Blue Moon
And listen to tune after tune after tune!!!!
Especially nice if he's in Cancun.
And... of course...there is no typhoon!

Love, Ima June :handgestures-thumbupright:


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Re: Good Morfternoon, y'all!

Posted: April 6th, 2012, 2:28 pm
by OZZIE4DUKE
Ima Facultiwyfe wrote:What a boon!
This "morfternoon"!
A guy doesn't hafta get up so soon.
He can eat his "lunch" with a cereal spoon
And even include a helping of prune

He can find a beach with a big sand dune,
Stick an orange wedge in a cold Blue Moon
And listen to tune after tune after tune!!!!
Especially nice if he's in Cancun.
And... of course...there is no typhoon!

Love, Ima June :handgestures-thumbupright:


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=)) =)) =)) B-) B-) B-)
Very well dome, Ima!

Re: Good Morfternoon, y'all!

Posted: April 6th, 2012, 4:23 pm
by CathyCA
Ima Facultiwyfe wrote:What a boon!
This "morfternoon"!
A guy doesn't hafta get up so soon.
He can eat his "lunch" with a cereal spoon
And even include a helping of prune

He can find a beach with a big sand dune,
Stick an orange wedge in a cold Blue Moon
And listen to tune after tune after tune!!!!
Especially nice if he's in Cancun.
And... of course...there is no typhoon!

Love, Ima June :handgestures-thumbupright:


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I love it!

:9f:

Re: Good Morfternoon, y'all!

Posted: April 6th, 2012, 4:38 pm
by IowaDevil
Ima Facultiwyfe wrote:What a boon!
This "morfternoon"!
A guy doesn't hafta get up so soon.
He can eat his "lunch" with a cereal spoon
And even include a helping of prune

He can find a beach with a big sand dune,
Stick an orange wedge in a cold Blue Moon
And listen to tune after tune after tune!!!!
Especially nice if he's in Cancun.
And... of course...there is no typhoon!

Love, Ima June :handgestures-thumbupright:


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Love it! Way to go Ima! :)

Re: Good Morfternoon, y'all!

Posted: April 6th, 2012, 5:02 pm
by captmojo
I said earlier, "Damn straight".

I go now for the first beer of the morfternoon. I'm gonna take it and listen to some well volumed Pink Floyd on a 'new to me' stereo I picked up yesterday morfternoon. A Luxman R-1070, in mint condition, that the seller had sitting, unused, on a shelf in his den for over 34 years. All he ever did was dust it off. I'm gonna blast it off! :character-beavisbutthead: :music-guitarred: :music-deathmetal:


Somebody call the law! :law-police: :law-policered:
:obscene-buttred:


IT'S IN ME. AN' IT'S GOTTA COME OUT!

Re: Good Morfternoon, y'all!

Posted: April 7th, 2012, 10:50 am
by lawgrad91
Ima Facultiwyfe wrote:What a boon!
This "morfternoon"!
A guy doesn't hafta get up so soon.
He can eat his "lunch" with a cereal spoon
And even include a helping of prune

He can find a beach with a big sand dune,
Stick an orange wedge in a cold Blue Moon
And listen to tune after tune after tune!!!!
Especially nice if he's in Cancun.
And... of course...there is no typhoon!

Love, Ima June :handgestures-thumbupright:
^:)^
Wow.
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Re: Good Morfternoon, y'all!

Posted: April 13th, 2012, 4:09 pm
by DevilWearsPrada2.0
Good Afternoon!

Re: Good Morfternoon, y'all!

Posted: April 15th, 2012, 10:26 am
by captmojo
Early wishes for all to have a great morfternoon. ;)

Re: Good Morfternoon, y'all!

Posted: April 15th, 2012, 1:38 pm
by lawgrad91
Good morfternoon.

Busy, busy, busy. Family viewing for uncle in Greensboro at 3. Since the Rev Lawgrad is doing the service (and is at a different funeral this afternoon) I am supposed to go and see if there are stories that people want him to tell.

:9f:

Re: Good Morfternoon, y'all!

Posted: April 15th, 2012, 4:21 pm
by IowaDevil
lawgrad91 wrote:Good morfternoon.

Busy, busy, busy. Family viewing for uncle in Greensboro at 3. Since the Rev Lawgrad is doing the service (and is at a different funeral this afternoon) I am supposed to go and see if there are stories that people want him to tell.

:9f:
Was there a class on that in law school?