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I kid you not:

Sperm cookbook finally available for your e-reader


http://now.msn.com/living/0307-sperm-recipes.aspx

Let the jokes begin.

5,4,3,2,1...

Dammit. I thought this was Spam cookbook .

devildeac wrote:I kid you not:

Sperm cookbook finally available for your e-reader


http://now.msn.com/living/0307-sperm-recipes.aspx

Let the jokes begin.

5,4,3,2,1...

Are you to spit it out or to swallow the food? Do these recipes met a FDA regulation? I don't eat liver or beets or sperm infused food!

I suppose this book isn't geared toward vegans, is it?

I see a cartoon in the future of some publication: A restaurant, with a couple at the table, meals on plates. The server comes around but instead of a peppermill, he's holding his penis in hand, "Fresh choked sperm?"

My goodness.

-EarlJam

As the Lulu description indicates, it's "inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, restaurants and homes."

Every time I read about it being available in a restaurant someone is in jail.

CameronBornAndBred wrote:As the Lulu description indicates, it's "inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, restaurants and homes."

Every time I read about it being available in a restaurant someone is in jail.

Are they talking about human sperm or animal sperm?

-EJ

P.S. "Mom! Mom! I got my first job! Yeah! Down at "Jack's Bar & Grill! I'm Head Supplier!

or maybe in the want ads:

Help Wanted
Aldo's Restaurant
Master Chefs - one position open
Master baters - many positions available!

Some day, I just might regret having started this thread...

devildeac wrote:Some day, I just might regret having started this thread...

Does this mean items like Fleshlights and Blow Up Dolls are now going to be in the Cookware section of stores? I mean, you need a juicer to make juice. So you'd need a jacker to............nevermind.

Just made this (using only my own "ingredients") from The Sperm Cookbook:
It's not bad!

-EarlJam

EarlJam wrote:Just made this (using only my own "ingredients") from The Sperm Cookbook:

Sperm Cake.JPG

It's not bad!

-EarlJam

Liar! ;)

devildeac wrote:Some day, I just might regret having started this thread...

Some day, I just might regret having read this thread...


It's a really hard thing. ;)

EarlJam wrote:Just made this (using only my own "ingredients") from The Sperm Cookbook:

Sperm Cake.JPG

It's not bad!

-EarlJam

If you did this, then do you also take credit for all the donuts at Krispy Kreme?

Lavabe wrote:

EarlJam wrote:Just made this (using only my own "ingredients") from The Sperm Cookbook:

Sperm Cake.JPG

It's not bad!

-EarlJam

If you did this, then do you also take credit for all the donuts at Krispy Kreme?

Not the chocolate ones, I'll bet.

OMG the retired ref and I haven't laughed so hard as we did tonight reading this! Thanks everyone for the giggles - this is why I love CTN friends!

You've ruined me for Krispy Kreme and all bundt cakes. I'll get you for this.
Love, Ima

Ima Facultiwyfe wrote:You've ruined me for Krispy Kreme and all bundt cakes. I'll get you for this.
Love, Ima

Make them buttons!!! They'll have to wear them in shame, like a scarlet "A".

EarlJam wrote:Just made this (using only my own "ingredients") from The Sperm Cookbook:

Sperm Cake.JPG

It's not bad!

-EarlJam

On CTN, from the Sperm Cookbook, you have EJ's Cake. Wonder if that is better than "Minnie's Chocolate Pie" from THE HELP ? After seeing the movie, THE HELP, I have not viewed Chocolate Pie the same.

aka EJ



(FSU)

DevilWearsPrada2.0 wrote:

devildeac wrote:I kid you not:

Sperm cookbook finally available for your e-reader


http://now.msn.com/living/0307-sperm-recipes.aspx

Let the jokes begin.

5,4,3,2,1...

Are you to spit it out or to swallow the food? Do these recipes met a FDA regulation? I don't eat liver or beets or sperm infused food!

You have to swallow - we waste enough food as it is.

devildeac wrote:I kid you not:

Sperm cookbook finally available for your e-reader


http://now.msn.com/living/0307-sperm-recipes.aspx

Let the jokes begin.

5,4,3,2,1...

And what, exactly, were you searching for online when you stumbled across this little gem?