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Who would win in a 12-Round Boxing Match? Washington or Lincoln?

Both tall, both with substantial reach, both with a history of bouncing back off the ropes to secure victory.

I got to give the edge to Washington though. I think he was a little stronger physically and was just a tad "meaner."

They go the distance. Washington wins by unanimous decision.

-EarlJam

Lincoln was reknown for his physical strength. (Ol'Railsplitter) One shot landed to George's jaw, and pain from his bad teeth would render him as harmless as a kitten.

I think Washington because he is known as the "Father of our country".

Very Duke Blue wrote:I think Washington because he is known as the "Father of our country".

What you're saying is, George Washington is Lincoln's daddy, right? ;)

ArkieDukie wrote:

Very Duke Blue wrote:I think Washington because he is known as the "Father of our country".

What you're saying is, George Washington is Lincoln's daddy, right? ;)

Probably.

We had a defendant named "George Washington" in DV court yesterday morning. When he answered the calendar call, the judge wished him a happy birthday.

CathyCA wrote:We had a defendant named "George Washington" in DV court yesterday morning. When he answered the calendar call, the judge wished him a happy birthday.

LOL. That's awesome.

-EarlJam

EarlJam wrote:

CathyCA wrote:We had a defendant named "George Washington" in DV court yesterday morning. When he answered the calendar call, the judge wished him a happy birthday.

LOL. That's awesome.

-EarlJam

Nice when a judge has a sense of humor!

CathyCA wrote:We had a defendant named "George Washington" in DV court yesterday morning. When he answered the calendar call, the judge wished him a happy birthday.

DV court? Was his wife/baby mama named Martha?

I voted other because I think Windsor would beat the crap out of both of them just to win a shot at EJ for posting yet another poll. For the record, my money is on Windsor in that fight.

EarlJam wrote:

CathyCA wrote:We had a defendant named "George Washington" in DV court yesterday morning. When he answered the calendar call, the judge wished him a happy birthday.

LOL. That's awesome.

-EarlJam

I thought so. Most people in the courtroom didn't get the reference.

OZZIE4DUKE wrote:

EarlJam wrote:

CathyCA wrote:We had a defendant named "George Washington" in DV court yesterday morning. When he answered the calendar call, the judge wished him a happy birthday.

LOL. That's awesome.

-EarlJam

Nice when a judge has a sense of humor!

It's even nicer when the judge knows the law. Yesterday was a very good day in court.

lawgrad91 wrote:

CathyCA wrote:We had a defendant named "George Washington" in DV court yesterday morning. When he answered the calendar call, the judge wished him a happy birthday.

DV court? Was his wife/baby mama named Martha?

Oh, I didn't think to pull the shuck to look. That would have been stellar!

My great-grandfather was named, George Washington Smith.