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-EarlJam

Sick.
Chest congestion. Chills. Coughing. Soreness in my neck. Fatigue. Weak.
I haven't been sick in years. It just showed up yesterday.
Damn!
I worked today, however. Not very swiftly.


Oh yeah! My problem. I'm an assho;e.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrgpZ0fUixs

captmojo wrote:Sick.
Chest congestion. Chills. Coughing. Soreness in my neck. Fatigue. Weak.
I haven't been sick in years. It just showed up yesterday.
Damn!
I worked today, however. Not very swiftly.


Oh yeah! My problem. I'm an assho;e.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrgpZ0fUixs

Okay, here's what you do to get better:

1. Watch Duke basketball tonight.
2. Prepare a remedy and drink it just before tip off. Directions (mix together the following): 1 teaspoon honey, pinch of salt, pinch of cinnamon, half teaspoon vanilla extract, 1 teaspoon lemon juice, 20 oz. of Jack Daniels.

You'll be feeling better in no time, I promise!

-Earljam

captmojo wrote:Sick.
Chest congestion. Chills. Coughing. Soreness in my neck. Fatigue. Weak.
I haven't been sick in years. It just showed up yesterday.
Damn!
I worked today, however. Not very swiftly.


Oh yeah! My problem. I'm an assho;e.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrgpZ0fUixs

Oh, and here's some big time "Get Well" vibes!...

((((((((((((((((((((GET WELL!))))))))))))))))))))

-EarlJam

Thanks. I'm fresh out of Jack. I suppose Maker's Mark will substitute nicely.

captmojo wrote:Thanks. I'm fresh out of Jack. I suppose Maker's Mark will substitute nicely.

My favorite remedy is a shot or two of ice-cold lemoncello. Vibes for a speedy recovery!

captmojo wrote:Sick.
Chest congestion. Chills. Coughing. Soreness in my neck. Fatigue. Weak.
I haven't been sick in years. It just showed up yesterday.
Damn!
I worked today, however. Not very swiftly.


Oh yeah! My problem. I'm an assho;e.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrgpZ0fUixs

Feel better fast, Capt!

Speedy recovery, Capt!!

The entire Duke team's defensive play, throughout the first half. That's my problem.

captmojo wrote:The entire Duke team's defensive play, throughout the first half. That's my problem.

And the first nine minutes of the second half, too.

Cap't, I hope your beginning to feel better by now. Vibes from Efland coming.

Very Duke Blue wrote:Cap't, I hope your beginning to feel better by now. Vibes from Efland coming.

Tankz fo da z
Itz haz dotten worser.
I haz dissuez stuck up both dnostils right now to cats da drippinz.
I'm doxick.

I am so fortunate! Except for all the freaking fat I'm carrying around, life is grand!!! I'm back at Curves and have been a good girl. GO DUKE!!

Today, my problem was my car. A seagull dropped a clam on the windshield:




Here's the clam:

CathyCA wrote:Today, my problem was my car. A seagull dropped a clam on the windshield:




Here's the clam:

OUCH! I would not have imagined such a thing could happen! Shin kicks to the seagull!

ArkieDukie wrote:

CathyCA wrote:Today, my problem was my car. A seagull dropped a clam on the windshield:




Here's the clam:

OUCH! I would not have imagined such a thing could happen! Shin kicks to the seagull!

Damn! Let us know if your insurance agent laughs when you tell him/her what happened to your windshield.

Did you at least eat the clam?

captmojo wrote:Sick.
Chest congestion. Chills. Coughing. Soreness in my neck. Fatigue. Weak.
I haven't been sick in years. It just showed up yesterday.
Damn!
I worked today, however. Not very swiftly.


Oh yeah! My problem. I'm an assho;e.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrgpZ0fUixs

You need a good healthy dose of some seriously HOT wings and/or something with a high vinegar and garlic content.
oh yeah, and this other special remedy I swear by.... dammit! lol
Just before bedtime, slather your feey (seriously) with vicks vapor rub. Add socks, go to sleep. The next morning you'll be scratching your head how you feel significantly better/

Just my 2 cent, .003758 after taxes

OZZIE4DUKE wrote:

ArkieDukie wrote:

CathyCA wrote:Today, my problem was my car. A seagull dropped a clam on the windshield:




Here's the clam:

OUCH! I would not have imagined such a thing could happen! Shin kicks to the seagull!

Damn! Let us know if your insurance agent laughs when you tell him/her what happened to your windshield.

Did you at least eat the clam?

I have my insurance agent on speed dial. I called him about the damage before I even saw it. The marina owner came and found me on the boat and told me about my car. I called my insurance agent first, then I went to inspect the damage to my car. He called me back several times in the afternoon to see how things were progressing.

GROSS! I'm not going to eat a clam that a seagull had in its mouth.

The down side of all of this is that I had to miss DukePA's party. We were down there already, and looking forward to the party. With rain forecast and no one available to repair my windshield on Saturday, we had to get back to Greenville. There is no way I could have driven my car in the rain today.

I wouldn't want to eat a clam-eating seagull, either! YUCKKK!
I'd like to hear your case with the adjuster if he/she had tried to claim that your vehicle comprehensive didn't cover vandalism. They argued that with me when my side-view mirror casing was shattered in a Wal-Mart parking lot.

knights68 wrote: You need a good healthy dose of some seriously HOT wings and/or something with a high vinegar and garlic content.
oh yeah, and this other special remedy I swear by.... dammit! lol
Just before bedtime, slather your feey (seriously) with vicks vapor rub. Add socks, go to sleep. The next morning you'll be scratching your head how you feel significantly better/

Just my 2 cent, .003758 after taxes

Feeling somewhat better but not yet out o'the woods. The congestion has moved all up in my head. With my massive brain, there's just not much more room available for all that fluid. So, out it pours. TMI.
I didn't read your post until this morning, but it rings close to what action I did take...a long HOT shower to get really steamin' warm. Then, I put on my cold weather footwear that consists of UnderArmor ankle length socks underneath a pair of wool crews. It works! The tootsies keep that heat. Now, to figure how to sock my head.


Good day, if the weather forecasters are wrong. I HATE SNOW!
I cursed the TV during that weather report and Karl Hess threw me out of the living room.

captmojo wrote: I cursed the TV during that weather report and Karl Hess threw me out of the living room.

Glad you're feeling somewhat better.