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Any takers?

There is a reason that high-end dress shops serve their customers a glass of wine while they're shopping.

On a related note, one of my appointed clients recently denied that she'd asked the court to appoint her an attorney when I showed up in court to defend her. She protested my appearance, stating that she'd already hired a private attorney. I pulled out the affidavit of indigency which she had signed (and which was subscribed before the clerk of court) to ask her if she had filled out that form for the judge. "Oh yes, I signed that form, but I was drunk that day." (The judge allowed me to withdraw from the representation.)

Ezzmarellda is the queen of online SWI

Unfortunately, I cannot use inebriation as an excuse for some of my poor online purchases.

We have a few products that would be familiar only to fans of late night infomercials. Mr Windsor is a night owl. Mr Windsor likes beer..sigh

windsor wrote:We have a few products that would be familiar only to fans of late night infomercials. Mr Windsor is a night owl. Mr Windsor likes beer..sigh

Don't let him buy an EdenPure heater. My pureHeat is much better!
http://www.greentechenv.com/pureheat

OZZIE4DUKE wrote:

windsor wrote:We have a few products that would be familiar only to fans of late night infomercials. Mr Windsor is a night owl. Mr Windsor likes beer..sigh

Don't let him buy an EdenPure heater. My pureHeat is much better!
http://www.greentechenv.com/pureheat

I sleep with the credit cards under my pillow to prevent any beer inspired purchases

SWI.....Shopping While Intoxicated. I can say I have Never done that. But will use that as an excuse in the future.

I thought SWI meant "SEX While Intoxicated."