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EarlJam Claus is Coming to Town (Vibes!)

Posted: December 9th, 2011, 1:25 pm
by EarlJam
I am playing Santa at the Barnes & Noble in Alpharetta, GA tonight at 7:00!

I'm excited about it and looking forward to it, but I DO have one honest fear: Hearing a kid calling me out on NOT being Santa! If this happens, what should I say?

Any advice is welcome, and please, SEND VIBES!!!


-EarlJam

Re: EarlJam Claus is Coming to Town (Vibes!)

Posted: December 9th, 2011, 2:00 pm
by Lavabe
EarlJam wrote:I am playing Santa at the Barnes & Noble in Alpharetta, GA tonight at 7:00!

I'm excited about it and looking forward to it, but I DO have one honest fear: Hearing a kid calling me out on NOT being Santa! If this happens, what should I say?

Any advice is welcome, and please, SEND VIBES!!!


-EarlJam
Respond calmly the following phrase:

OY VEY!

Re: EarlJam Claus is Coming to Town (Vibes!)

Posted: December 9th, 2011, 2:05 pm
by EarlJam
Lavabe wrote:
EarlJam wrote:I am playing Santa at the Barnes & Noble in Alpharetta, GA tonight at 7:00!

I'm excited about it and looking forward to it, but I DO have one honest fear: Hearing a kid calling me out on NOT being Santa! If this happens, what should I say?

Any advice is welcome, and please, SEND VIBES!!!


-EarlJam
Respond calmly the following phrase:

OY VEY!
I'm sorry Ben, but this post was only meant for Christians who truly know what the Season is all about: Santa and lots of material gift receiving. I appreciate your advice but since you are Jewish, and obviously going to Hell, I cannot take it seriously.

-EarlJam

Re: EarlJam Claus is Coming to Town (Vibes!)

Posted: December 9th, 2011, 2:30 pm
by EarlJam
AND YOU KNOW I'M JOKING BEN!!!!!

:happy-bouncyblue: :happy-bouncyblue: :D :D :happy-bouncyblue: :happy-bouncyblue:

-Dan

Re: EarlJam Claus is Coming to Town (Vibes!)

Posted: December 9th, 2011, 2:36 pm
by OZZIE4DUKE
Just be sure NOT to ask the kids to sit on your Co... =))

Re: EarlJam Claus is Coming to Town (Vibes!)

Posted: December 9th, 2011, 2:50 pm
by EarlJam
OZZIE4DUKE wrote:Just be sure NOT to ask the kids to sit on your Co... =))

You mean my North Pole? :)

Here's assuring a South Pole all through the night.

-EarlJam

Re: EarlJam Claus is Coming to Town (Vibes!)

Posted: December 9th, 2011, 3:18 pm
by Lavabe
EarlJam wrote:AND YOU KNOW I'M JOKING BEN!!!!!

:happy-bouncyblue: :happy-bouncyblue: :D :D :happy-bouncyblue: :happy-bouncyblue:

-Dan
Since EARL JAM Claus is in town...

... what have you done with the Head Elf?
:-?

Re: EarlJam Claus is Coming to Town (Vibes!)

Posted: December 9th, 2011, 3:28 pm
by EarlJam
Lavabe wrote:
EarlJam wrote:AND YOU KNOW I'M JOKING BEN!!!!!

:happy-bouncyblue: :happy-bouncyblue: :D :D :happy-bouncyblue: :happy-bouncyblue:

-Dan
Since EARL JAM Claus is in town...

... what have you done with the Head Elf?
:-?
"Head" as in rank or "head" as in activity? :happy-bouncyblue:

-EarlJam

Re: EarlJam Claus is Coming to Town (Vibes!)

Posted: December 9th, 2011, 3:36 pm
by CathyCA
EarlJam wrote:
Lavabe wrote:
EarlJam wrote:AND YOU KNOW I'M JOKING BEN!!!!!

:happy-bouncyblue: :happy-bouncyblue: :D :D :happy-bouncyblue: :happy-bouncyblue:

-Dan
Since EARL JAM Claus is in town...

... what have you done with the Head Elf?
:-?
"Head" as in rank or "head" as in activity? :happy-bouncyblue:

-EarlJam
I think he's talking about Wilson.

:9f:

Re: EarlJam Claus is Coming to Town (Vibes!)

Posted: December 9th, 2011, 4:28 pm
by Lavabe
CathyCA wrote:
EarlJam wrote:
Lavabe wrote:Since EARL JAM Claus is in town...

... what have you done with the Head Elf?
:-?
"Head" as in rank or "head" as in activity? :happy-bouncyblue:

-EarlJam
I think he's talking about Wilson.

:9f:
Yes I am.

Re: EarlJam Claus is Coming to Town (Vibes!)

Posted: December 9th, 2011, 6:10 pm
by lawgrad91
Tell them that you are not the real Santa, but the real Santa had to go visit the sick children at the local children's hospital, and he asked you to stand in for him tonight, that Santa knew they would understand and would definitely give them extra consideration on Christmas for being so understanding, and that you'll be sure to relay every request to Santa. :occasion-santa: :occasion-xmas:

Or tell them Santa, anagrammed, is Satan and they're all going to hell for believing such tripe. :flame:

(Seriously, I was told in Sunday School when I was small that Santa was the same as Satan.)

Good luck, EJ!!! :wizard: :wizard: :wizard:

Re: EarlJam Claus is Coming to Town (Vibes!)

Posted: December 9th, 2011, 6:30 pm
by EarlJam
lawgrad91 wrote:Tell them that you are not the real Santa, but the real Santa had to go visit the sick children at the local children's hospital, and he asked you to stand in for him tonight, that Santa knew they would understand and would definitely give them extra consideration on Christmas for being so understanding, and that you'll be sure to relay every request to Santa. :occasion-santa: :occasion-xmas:

Or tell them Santa, anagrammed, is Satan and they're all going to hell for believing such tripe. :flame:

(Seriously, I was told in Sunday School when I was small that Santa was the same as Satan.)

Good luck, EJ!!! :wizard: :wizard: :wizard:
Take a wild guess which "answer" I plan to go with. :ymdevil: :ymdevil: :D

Okay, okay. I'll go with the "stand in" story.

28 Minutes and counting!

-EJ

Re: EarlJam Claus is Coming to Town (Vibes!)

Posted: December 9th, 2011, 6:34 pm
by ArkieDukie
lawgrad91 wrote:Tell them that you are not the real Santa, but the real Santa had to go visit the sick children at the local children's hospital, and he asked you to stand in for him tonight, that Santa knew they would understand and would definitely give them extra consideration on Christmas for being so understanding, and that you'll be sure to relay every request to Santa. :occasion-santa: :occasion-xmas:

Or tell them Santa, anagrammed, is Satan and they're all going to hell for believing such tripe. :flame:

(Seriously, I was told in Sunday School when I was small that Santa was the same as Satan.)

Good luck, EJ!!! :wizard: :wizard: :wizard:
Ooh - good story, lawgrad! I like it!

Good luck, EarlJam Claus! Have fun! :wizard:

Re: EarlJam Claus is Coming to Town (Vibes!)

Posted: December 10th, 2011, 12:34 pm
by EarlJam
Ho Ho HO!
santa and elves serious.jpg
-EarlJam

Re: EarlJam Claus is Coming to Town (Vibes!)

Posted: December 10th, 2011, 12:57 pm
by EarlJam
Santa and Boy.jpg
Santa and boy2.jpg
Santa and Conductor.jpg
Santa and the Elf.jpg

-EarlJam

Re: EarlJam Claus is Coming to Town (Vibes!)

Posted: December 10th, 2011, 1:56 pm
by DukieInKansas
Thanks for posting the pictures. You make a great stand in for Santa.

Re: EarlJam Claus is Coming to Town (Vibes!)

Posted: December 10th, 2011, 4:49 pm
by lawgrad91
EJ, thanks for the pictures. You make a great store Santa! :occasion-xmas:

Re: EarlJam Claus is Coming to Town (Vibes!)

Posted: December 10th, 2011, 6:42 pm
by IowaDevil
Good job! :occasion-santa: :occasion-santa: :occasion-santa:

Re: EarlJam Claus is Coming to Town (Vibes!)

Posted: December 10th, 2011, 7:17 pm
by EarlJam
Santa and Elves silly.jpg
Santa and Conductor Stand.jpg

Re: EarlJam Claus is Coming to Town (Vibes!)

Posted: December 10th, 2011, 7:19 pm
by EarlJam
IowaDevil wrote:Good job! :occasion-santa: :occasion-santa: :occasion-santa:
Thanks all! It was a lot of fun, and surprisingly rewarding! The kids were outstanding!

-EJ